gutzdorf

I see the 12 year olds are still playing.

I don't think anyone has EVER said pooping would be unrealistic. It's just pointless and would add little to the game. The other suggestions would just make the game notorious - probably get it banned and also add little in the way of actual gameplay. As sad as it may seem, killing people in video games is kind of acceptable as it's seen as comic book and unrealistic. Rape and torture would be highly controversial and I'm pretty sure it's just flat-out not allowed. You've pretty much just invented something, just to rant at it.

With all this forcing you will no doubt create a DayZ meme, but not the one you were hoping for....

Why are all your videos "ZOMG guys guess what just happened herpy derp derp!!!11!" Try recording with a buffer or something, you might actually record the event, rather than talking like an excited 12 year old about it afterwards.

I think he means once he dies.... If it's permadeath, surely it makes sense for the humanity to reset too?

Can 12 year olds even legally play this game? Pretty fucked up....

Hahah, beat me to it. Also

I actually tried that method on my current life for the first time - spawned at Drakon and insta-aggroed, so thought 'Ah fuck it, why not?' and charged through Elektro, straight into the church, was lucky enough to grab a shotgun, spun around expecting to have to kill 15 zeds.... and was amazed to find only one of them was smart enough to follow me in. Then I crawled like a bitch out of town.

Unfortunately, you find DayZ unplayable at the moment because you suck. Watch a few videos, ask around, use patience when stealthing. Oh and avoid towns, until you can move around without aggroing. Barns and deer stands = Yum.

Nobody wants to help you. You hacked and you are banned. Enjoy COD.

According to the wiki.

Not necessarily hackers, I died once, then respawned next to someone's body, inland. Was pretty weird. Chances of it being your own body, of course, are pretty slim...

Yeah, shooting kids in a video game. That'd be a really good idea.

Totally agree, there are immature people everywhere. I just cringe when I see people commenting on their character and the first brag they have is how many murders they've got. Not how long they survived, what awesome gear, vehicles etc. Just "I SHOT 19 NOOBS WIF MAH DMR. U MAD?"

Nope. When you use voice chat it broadcasts it directly regardless of channel. He could hear him.