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Well, where do I begin. So it was nighttime, and me and my crew of 5 were in our helicopter passing over the country side of Post-Disaster Russia. Me, being our navigator/radio operator had located a small town that had a reputation of being "unconquerable". So our dumb, brave selves decided to check it out, with some various maps and 'equipment' (one of our guys was an admin but he didn't really abuse his powers). So we were flying over and all a sudden, our pilot chats out, "I'm seeing another bird in the sky. Dan you confirm this Bear?" (My nickname is bear, because my name is Ted, get it ted, teddy bear?). I looked out of the window to see another helicopter behind us, seeming to have been following us. Al of a sudden, we are going down. Engine failure apparently. We somehow landed without dying and had to land in the middle of a Forrest. So we gathered what we had and made our way north. (We lost all maps somehow). We ended up wandering into Green Mountain unknowingly. So cautiously, our squad leader, Red, armed with an AK-74, makes his way into the main grounds. Me, armed with a mere G17, is In the middle of the pack. Strangly, there are no zombies seen yet in the infamous Green Mountain. Yet. So we cautiously make our way up to the watch tower and decide to hold out on the roofs until day time. We ask our "Chef" (guy that Carries all our food) if he could pass around some canned food. Except he is still at the main grounds of the base. Just staring off in the distance. We chat him, sayin to come up, what's wrong, etc. he responds two minutes later "all hope is lost" then he disconnects. So we start getting freaked out here. Around this time, the helicopter that was following us lands right in front of green mountain. So we, pissed off at our losses, start opening fire upon the helicopter. Strangly, our guns seem to be all out of ammo. The door behind us opens and we see over chat "blood will be shed to those who are conceded". All of a sudden zombies pour unto us, killing us immediately. So lesson learned, never, ever, go to Green Mountian.
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It was at this moment that he knew.. He fucked up!
TedSimmons33 replied to veteranninja's topic in Gallery
Well, where do I begin. So it was nighttime, and me and my crew of 5 were in our helicopter passing over the country side of Post-Disaster Russia. Me, being our navigator/radio operator had located a small town that had a reputation of being "unconquerable". So our dumb, brave selves decided to check it out, with some various maps and 'equipment' (one of our guys was an admin but he didn't really abuse his powers). So we were flying over and all a sudden, our pilot chats out, "I'm seeing another bird in the sky. Dan you confirm this Bear?" (My nickname is bear, because my name is Ted, get it ted, teddy bear?). I looked out of the window to see another helicopter behind us, seeming to have been following us. Al of a sudden, we are going down. Engine failure apparently. We somehow landed without dying and had to land in the middle of a Forrest. So we gathered what we had and made our way north. (We lost all maps somehow). We ended up wandering into Green Mountain unknowingly. So cautiously, our squad leader, Red, armed with an AK-74, makes his way into the main grounds. Me, armed with a mere G17, is In the middle of the pack. Strangly, there are no zombies seen yet in the infamous Green Mountain. Yet. So we cautiously make our way up to the watch tower and decide to hold out on the roofs until day time. We ask our "Chef" (guy that Carries all our food) if he could pass around some canned food. Except he is still at the main grounds of the base. Just staring off in the distance. We chat him, sayin to come up, what's wrong, etc. he responds two minutes later "all hope is lost" then he disconnects. So we start getting freaked out here. Around this time, the helicopter that was following us lands right in front of green mountain. So we, pissed off at our losses, start opening fire upon the helicopter. Strangly, our guns seem to be all out of ammo. The door behind us opens and we see over chat "blood will be shed to those who are conceded". All of a sudden zombies pour unto us, killing us immediately. So lesson learned, never, ever, go to Green Mountian. -
Green Mountian stories
TedSimmons33 replied to Pvt. James Duke's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well, where do I begin. So it was nighttime, and me and my crew of 5 were in our helicopter passing over the country side of Post-Disaster Russia. Me, being our navigator/radio operator had located a small town that had a reputation of being "unconquerable". So our dumb, brave selves decided to check it out, with some various maps and 'equipment' (one of our guys was an admin but he didn't really abuse his powers). So we were flying over and all a sudden, our pilot chats out, "I'm seeing another bird in the sky. Dan you confirm this Bear?" (My nickname is bear, because my name is Ted, get it ted, teddy bear?). I looked out of the window to see another helicopter behind us, seeming to have been following us. Al of a sudden, we are going down. Engine failure apparently. We somehow landed without dying and had to land in the middle of a Forrest. So we gathered what we had and made our way north. (We lost all maps somehow). We ended up wandering into Green Mountain unknowingly. So cautiously, our squad leader, Red, armed with an AK-74, makes his way into the main grounds. Me, armed with a mere G17, is In the middle of the pack. Strangly, there are no zombies seen yet in the infamous Green Mountain. Yet. So we cautiously make our way up to the watch tower and decide to hold out on the roofs until day time. We ask our "Chef" (guy that Carries all our food) if he could pass around some canned food. Except he is still at the main grounds of the base. Just staring off in the distance. We chat him, sayin to come up, what's wrong, etc. he responds two minutes later "all hope is lost" then he disconnects. So we start getting freaked out here. Around this time, the helicopter that was following us lands right in front of green mountain. So we, pissed off at our losses, start opening fire upon the helicopter. Strangly, our guns seem to be all out of ammo. The door behind us opens and we see over chat "blood will be shed to those who are conceded". All of a sudden zombies pour unto us, killing us immediately. So lesson learned, never, ever, go to Green Mountian. -
Well, where do I begin. So it was nighttime, and me and my crew of 5 were in our helicopter passing over the country side of Post-Disaster Russia. Me, being our navigator/radio operator had located a small town that had a reputation of being "unconquerable". So our dumb, brave selves decided to check it out, with some various maps and 'equipment' (one of our guys was an admin but he didn't really abuse his powers). So we were flying over and all a sudden, our pilot chats out, "I'm seeing another bird in the sky. Dan you confirm this Bear?" (My nickname is bear, because my name is Ted, get it ted, teddy bear?). I looked out of the window to see another helicopter behind us, seeming to have been following us. Al of a sudden, we are going down. Engine failure apparently. We somehow landed without dying and had to land in the middle of a Forrest. So we gathered what we had and made our way north. (We lost all maps somehow). We ended up wandering into Green Mountain unknowingly. So cautiously, our squad leader, Red, armed with an AK-74, makes his way into the main grounds. Me, armed with a mere G17, is In the middle of the pack. Strangly, there are no zombies seen yet in the infamous Green Mountain. Yet. So we cautiously make our way up to the watch tower and decide to hold out on the roofs until day time. We ask our "Chef" (guy that Carries all our food) if he could pass around some canned food. Except he is still at the main grounds of the base. Just staring off in the distance. We chat him, sayin to come up, what's wrong, etc. he responds two minutes later "all hope is lost" then he disconnects. So we start getting freaked out here. Around this time, the helicopter that was following us lands right in front of green mountain. So we, pissed off at our losses, start opening fire upon the helicopter. Strangly, our guns seem to be all out of ammo. The door behind us opens and we see over chat "blood will be shed to those who are conceded". All of a sudden zombies pour unto us, killing us immediately. So lesson learned, never, ever, go to Green Mountian.
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DayZ Urban Legends/Folk Stories
TedSimmons33 replied to OldGreg (DayZ)'s topic in General Discussion
Well, where do I begin. So it was nighttime, and me and my crew of 5 were in our helicopter passing over the country side of Post-Disaster Russia. Me, being our navigator/radio operator had located a small town that had a reputation of being "unconquerable". So our dumb, brave selves decided to check it out, with some various maps and 'equipment' (one of our guys was an admin but he didn't really abuse his powers). So we were flying over and all a sudden, our pilot chats out, "I'm seeing another bird in the sky. Dan you confirm this Bear?" (My nickname is bear, because my name is Ted, get it ted, teddy bear?). I looked out of the window to see another helicopter behind us, seeming to have been following us. Al of a sudden, we are going down. Engine failure apparently. We somehow landed without dying and had to land in the middle of a Forrest. So we gathered what we had and made our way north. (We lost all maps somehow). We ended up wandering into Green Mountain unknowingly. So cautiously, our squad leader, Red, armed with an AK-74, makes his way into the main grounds. Me, armed with a mere G17, is In the middle of the pack. Strangly, there are no zombies seen yet in the infamous Green Mountain. Yet. So we cautiously make our way up to the watch tower and decide to hold out on the roofs until day time. We ask our "Chef" (guy that Carries all our food) if he could pass around some canned food. Except he is still at the main grounds of the base. Just staring off in the distance. We chat him, sayin to come up, what's wrong, etc. he responds two minutes later "all hope is lost" then he disconnects. So we start getting freaked out here. Around this time, the helicopter that was following us lands right in front of green mountain. So we, pissed off at our losses, start opening fire upon the helicopter. Strangly, our guns seem to be all out of ammo. The door behind us opens and we see over chat "blood will be shed to those who are conceded". All of a sudden zombies pour unto us, killing us immediately. So lesson learned, never, ever, go to Green Mountian.