daboyz

the first player i met shot me in the face. i was in... some city and i heard shots. i investigated and found a guy with a rifle looting a freshy. i sat down and watched him for a good minute and thwn said, 'hi. ur the first player ive seen' he looked up, i waved, i think he was a bit confused for a sec. then he said 'hi' and shot me in the face. good times. im gonna run thru novo tomoro sometime in my underwear and a kids pack and mt 3 mp5 clips at anyone i see. i love this game

i like to leave notes in the middle of the road that say things like 'im watching u right now' or 'third house on the right'. then just hide and watch. i dont kill anybody. i just think its funny