Me-Lanie

I never complain about games. I play survivalist DayZ and my characters generally last for weeks if not months. Today I starved to death 3 times; and was killed by zombies once, very shortly before I'd have starved to death anyway. With one character I combed Solnichniy, Dolina, Shakhovka, Polana, Gorka, Dubrovka, Berezino and all the small places in between. That character found: 2 Magnums 2 Repeaters 1 Sporter 2 scopes 2 silencers 1 .22 Pistol +Ammo and Miscellaneous and Assorted Backpacks As for food it found 1 Can of Beans and 1 Can of Tactical Bacon and a single PET bottle. Starved to death during that most annoying of all animations in existence: the motherfucking apple pick. If Ammo had been food, this character would have been feeding Ethiopia. If I were a betting man I'd guess that the devs are chasing us inland because food becomes less scarce the further away from the coast I go. Now I need to test this theory before starving to death on the way; like the noble and insanely suicidal trout. Gwah!