burloway

So I'm on like Germany 2000 or w/e, chillin in Cherno when some ass hat just decides to drop me. I'm in the fucking church too. Gosh. Can't a guy get a break and just get his pray on? -_- bumpty bump bump bumpy bump bumppppppppp

I was there. I witnessed this.

I for one am a huge fan of character classes. Since this is a survival game after all, why not have a Bear Grylls character, armed with nothing more than a knife and a bottle of his own urine? That way you can really test your limits as a man vs. the wild. Don't just stop there. There are tons more characters you could do... Chuck Norris: Armed with nothing more than a cowboy hat, and his will to serve the law. Don't forget his martial arts skills though, or you're more than likely to get a roundhouse kick to the face. Rambo: Carrying a M249 and his trusty hanker-chief around his head. He has to spawn with little to no health though, since he is carrying an M249 of course... John McClane: Toughest bad ass of the bunch. All he needs is his trusty side arm and he's good to go. He can even take a bullet through his own shoulder if it means killing the bad guy. Ron Swanson: Now, you're probably asking me, "Why the fuck would you use him?!" Well let me just tell you, Ron Swanson is the biggest badass of the bunch. Armed with nothing more than a turkey leg, a bottle of bourbon, his fierce mustache, and his pyramid of greatness. He proves to be a viable asset to the team. Dwight Kurt Schrute: Who the fuck wouldn't want Dwight? He's a fucking haus. He's got secret weapons hidden all over his office, and I'm pretty sure he's got a bunker already setup at Schrute Farms for the apocalypse... He's going to need a wee bit more health though since he is an idiot. Project Alice: If you're project Alice then you might as well not even play the game, since she is like invincible when it comes to zombies. Just give her those trusty machetes and you're all set. Tommy, The Green Power Ranger: That's right bitches. If you're Tommy, those zombies better be steppin. Cause all you have to do is call the mighty dragon zord and bitches will fear you. In fact, Tommy might be way overpowered, so you may not want to use him. I really hope you take the time to go over this list, and make character classes. Now obviously due to copyright, you probably won't be able to use their exact names, but I'm sure we could figure out who you're trying to create. Thank you for your time.