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twotoes

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  1. You... i... whu... wibble
  2. I reckon the less info the better. Should get rid of the kill confirms while they're at it. Less distracting info the better.
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    Combat Logging you fuckers.

    personally i'm a fan of the good ol' alt-f4 combo. some twat starts trying to "light me up" for absolutely no reason (i don't even have an axe, etc), i'll alt-f4 just to piss them off. if i was armed, had some good gear, had knowingly put myself in a hot spot, i don't do it, i know the risks - they're what the game's all about. but to kill someone just for the sake of killing them... ALT F4! cry me a river.
  4. twotoes

    Don't tell me to "Chill"

    mistrust has spread through dayz like cancer. sadly dayz is probably an admittedly extreme but vaguely accurate depiction of what would happen irl... good old humanity - we know what side our bread's buttered.
  5. twotoes

    DayZ for OUYA?

    Welcome to the dayz forums... Besides there's absolutely no reason why it couldn't be done - the ouya supports onlive.
  6. twotoes

    Why do people call them zeds

    We have a winner!
  7. twotoes

    Why do people call them zeds

    well... i thought i'd seen it all...
  8. twotoes

    So this just happened...

    Don't give up the day job!
  9. They just let the bodies drift out to sea... it's an eastern European thing.
  10. what he said. i wouldn't use arma 2 as any kind of benchmark - the engine really is a bit farked. also, i run two 7200rpm (i think) HDD in raid 0 and never get any jutters, so i'm thinking past a certain point SSD and Ramdisks aren't gonna make a difference, but then i am using a raid array... something else, make sure you've installed native controller drivers. my mobo uses an intel controller and installing the RTS drivers and software makes a huge difference - for example: write back cache is disabled by default in MS's built-in generic drivers.
  11. twotoes

    Poll: DayZ or The War Z?

    not too sure why it has to be one or the other tbh.
  12. So noob wanders over to a tent, get shot, dc's. You actually care about pointless killing so much you start stalking him, and make a second kill attempt. He dc's again and clearly got wise quick, and proceeded to give you a taste of your own medicine. So he's now running around with your gear. LOL. That's quite funny.
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    official 1.62 patch is out

    installed this and now i can select dayz in expansions as it's nowhere to be seen...
  14. twotoes

    refrigerator???

    He had... a fridge... ? ...
  15. twotoes

    Hackers Read up.

    LOL. Um...? Who squatted and pinched one off in your water bottle?
  16. twotoes

    Girls first time

    LOL. Jesus Christ... Don't give up the day job dude.
  17. any news on the a new location? i want in!
  18. as the subject says - i created a new profile to match my mumble and tspeak name, suddenly DZ started performing better...? at first i though it was probably just the server, but i've noticed improved performance across many servers and in single player as well. bizarre.
  19. just to be different, i'd say Six for install but not to launch a game. use the in game browser with filters to launch. just put dayz in the mission field and you're good to go - no waiting for the game to load.
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    Disastrous Framerate

    are you forcing anything through the NVCP in either the global or game specific profiles?
  21. twotoes

    Crazy Convoy of 5 Vehicles

    OMG!!!! OMG!!!! OMFFFFGGGGG!!!! ahhhhhaaarrrrggghhh!!!!! lol you loco
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