a_irish_fella

So, im a bit of a cannibal..love a lil human tbone, thing is the cannibal inside me is trapped! I have eating soom poor souls, about 6 steaks to be exact, not one bit sick no weird taste nothing! Please help me release the cannibal!!!!

ok forgive me, im a lil drunk but has something changed in dayz 0.53. i put all settings up to very high and its playing smoothly??? Never did this b4

YOUR ALL INSIDE OF ME...no homo

Hello, i was just wondering was the sound changed in the latest update? I havent played in a few days and last played on 0.52, i cant help but notice the effects seem less loud, i cant seem to hear footsteps as well as i did before, footsteps seem more faint, or is it just me loosing my hearing? . I have siberia v2 headset, volume up full and also use custom equalizer to improve footsteps in games. On similar topic what do you guys use in the sound settings area of the game? I have everything turned up full except voip, i like to hear footsteps in this game, but a side effect of having effects up full if its raining or very windy i can hardly hear myself talk when with friends and the vs3 is brutal! First time i found 1 and switched it on i must have done some long term ear damage...jaysus that thing was loud

NOW THAT I GOT YOUR ATTENTION...my players sick from eating a wee slice of human flesh ( Was tasty, bit fatty though) how do i fix myself up? I have tried painkillers and anti-biotic pills that i have acquired with the current player but still sick, i have vomited once and get messages saying im nauseous and faint so im guessing il pass out anytime? So any help much appreciated.. Now why i ate human flesh, i met this "Kid" in novo, he said he was friendly and wanted to chat, we where in the main tower at novo, he asked me where i was from i replied Ireland, he then asked again... i guess this was his tactic at tricking me so i replied IRELAND as he raised his gun and shot me, ( I was standing still and we were about 1ft apart, he managed to miss my head ) so i ran upstairs, waited at a corner and pounced as soon as i seen him, axe vs repeater ( with a bad aim). I hit him twice, he got a few shots in but i was still alive, he then decided to run away, i chased him down the stairs saying "Why you running kid" his genius reply was "Because i f""""d your mum and got her pregnant" I then landed the final blow killing him, i then decided death was not enough for this person and cutting him up and eating him was only fair. But now im faced the aftermath of cannibalism! 1. Dont be a dick in dayz 2. If you insist on being a dick, get a aim! Cool story, thought id share :) But still how do i stop my player from being sick?

Ha, now thats a good idea, could you imagine running into a big citie and finding human meat lying around, wouldnt stay too long :)