critanium

Title says all, I'd like to see who has had the best moment. Mine was crashing an AN-92 into the server-admin's huey, and then getting banned shortly thereafter.

Anyway, I was banned from 69.162.85.58:2372 for "hacking" Island : Panthera I had spawned in next to an airfield, and was investigating nearby car noises. I found a survivor in a UAZ trying to push out a stuck AN-92 with his car. I talked to him over side-chat, and he'd give me a ride when he got it fixed. Eventually, he did, and me and him flew off. We both had no gear, and soon found a UH landing on one of the many hills. He crash-landed onto the helicopter, and soon after I died, I was banned from the server for hacking. Possibly a but-hurt admin, but I'm not sure. (BTW: This was a public server)

Update: Somebody robbed out camp, took our AS50, and blew out all the tires on the car. :(

100 days. Just lost my As50 and car. :(

Mk1 Mod40 M4A1 Supressed in BP M1911 as secondary. The MK1 is sweet, even though it's loud as hell, 1 or 2 shots will kill a survivor, so you don't have to spray and pray. M4A1 Supressed is a godsend in an airfield or other high-populated area.

Normally I would, but GAZ's don't fly.

Earlier today, me and my friend were looting Grishno to look for fuel for our new-found ATV. However, the loot gods looked down upon us and withheld their blessing,and we had found no jerry cans. I quickly suggested server-hopping to my buddy over direct, in frusturation. Suddenly, a man with a hero skin appeared behind us, saying that he was the server admin and would prefer us to not server-hop. I quickly agreed, even though we outgunned him. After all, one does not toy with the man at the controls. We were just about to seperate, when I turned around and there were two men, and one atv behind them. I hadn't even heard them come over to us. Everyone started shooting, and I ducked as I saw my buddy fall dead. Luckily, the two bandits were dispatched, however, the zombies around us were all aggroed, and I frantically picked up one of the bandit's guns. It was a Mk1 Mod40 (I forgot the name, just a really loud LMG). As I fired at the zombies coming from all directions, the admin halted, and produced my friend out of thin air. Turns out the two bandits were hackers, and my friend was killed unfairly. Anyway, as my buddy hopped around for his stuff, I emptied at least one mag into the approaching horde. Eventually, the admin told us just to run, and we ran all the way back to the ATV. We both decided to loot the NWAF before we settled down for the day. Holy hell, what a steal! We got 2 nvgs, one range finder for me, an M4A3 for my friend, an AS50 for the both of us, and a red GAZ. All without incident. I wouldn't normally consider this admin abuse, as he was just protecting his server, and my friend was killed unjustly.

Change your HDR levels. Its always worked for me.

So last night I logged off in the top floor of the firestation at the NWAF, I was tired and it would have taken around 10 minutes to get out safely. I logged back in today, and as soon as I spawned I saw a guy looting a corner of one of the hangers. So being my douchy self, I double-tapped him with my AKM. I then took on the horde of around 20 zombies before checking his body. Dear god, a L85A2 AWS with no ammo. He was probably looking around for some magazines... Lord knows what he went through for that. I don't feel dirty just for killing him, It just feels wrong to spawn inside an advantageous place instantly. I then found a M4A1 CCO SD inside one of the barracks, but I didn't pick it up because I didn't want to run low on ammo. Im sorry Caleb, but you were to far away to go on direct.

Funny. I was on a server with 2 friends and around 3 other people. I had pulled ahead on my bike to check out a ural spawn, out in the open. BAM sniped. I warned my fellow teamates to steer clear of there, but they both got sniped possibly by the same person, and they were at least 500-600m away in a flat forest, and were killed at the same time. I did lose the one gun I ever wanted, the M4A3 CCO. What I don't understand is why a hacker would join a server such as that. Maybe they target smaller servers now to get the people who think they're safe.

I'd be a refreshing change from normal gameplay, like some sort of "casual" gaming mode without majorly disrupting normal gameplay.

Oh shit, I remember one day, before I knew about the horrors of Green Mountain, I decided to go there and see if there was any military loot. I got bored, so jokingly, I pretended to turn the radio station ON. Little did I know what I had caused...

So about a month ago I got a broken leg from a zombie hit at Green Mountain. After that I logged on and only until today have I got back on. I logged in and was shocked to realize that my broken leg was cured. Is this a new feature of simply a bug?

I'll start, One day I respawned in Novy Lug, and decided it was best to loot the NEAF, already having an AKS-74 Kobra and enough food to get to the far side of chernarus. Once I got there, finding barely anything except my current gun w/o any mags, I went up the hill that had a radio tower. No sooner had I reached the grassy area, that I saw a person darting between the trees. I quickly went prone, and decided to stalk him rather than take the shot here. Bad mistake, I was chatting with him as I was stalking him, but I could never get on his trail. Eventually he said he was going south, leading me into a U-turn. I followed him untill Black Lake, whereupon I saw a lone tent in the woods and broke off. The tent had nothing of value, suddenly I saw a player, walking perpendicular to me, dissapear into a small path leading down to the lake's edge. I didn't follow, instead I got to an overcropping and lay prone. There was a small penisula jutting into a lake, and there were two tents occupying the small space. After surveying the scene for a few seconds, I saw a human head, partly obscured by a large bush. He was sitting, facing away from me. I mentally shrugged, and emptied half my AK into that poor bastard and moved in a half circle towards the camp. Once I got into the camp, after making a very poor choice jumping off a cliff that resulted in no damage whatsoever, I started looting the twin tents and the dead body. I only took what I needed, which wasn't alot considering I had every base covered, good weapons, enough food, great gear... I unfortunatly got distracted and looted for way longer than I should have, whereupon I hear footsteps. A guy, walking straight into the camp, who didn't notice me at all. Suprised, I shot a .44 into his chest and we both ran in oppisite directions. Later, I found out he either D.C'd on me, or ran off into the distance. I could have just shot at that man at the top of the hill...

Date/Time: Tuesday, June 26 7:10pm What happened: Player invisible in 3rd person, makes no noise or sight, no sense of hunger or thirst, seeing player diamonds 10000m out, silently radioing random numbers... Zombies don't spawn if your the only one in a town or city Where you were: Novy Lug, heading towards Kratsnotav. What you were doing: Hiking, entering the server. *Current installed version: 1.7.1.5 *Server(s) you were on: Didn't record the server, but it's happened on two seperate ones. *Your system specs: intel core i5, nvidia geforce 560ti *Timeline of events before/after error: Spawn, realize glitch, hike towards kratsnotav, realize that no zombs spawn, leave.