Ok so i have been dying to share this hilarious story, and thought might as well do it on the forums and maybe here others, so please id love to hear your stories of your funniest or most ridiculous moment(s) in dayz. Heres mine: So i was walking along with another dude named whammy, we were searching for food and stuff etc, then Suddenly as i turn away , to get something I hear him yelling, I come back around a house to find him chasing a girl player with a fir hydrant apparently she tried to stab me in the back with her machete, it was hilarious cause Whammy was yelling at her while she sprinted around in zig zag motion it was like a scene from a cartoon, ( wait it gets better) Then the player decides to come up and knife me real quick and run again, I panic and try to get away, the commotion ends up attracting a zed which ends up chasing after me! after Whammy killed the crazy machete wielding woman, he saved me from the zombie. quite hilarious if you ask me, since the incident was so hectic. So please if you have any entertaining story's please do tell me and post em here.