IgnobleBasterd

I've always assumed that the skaters are hackers. Shoot as soon as possible!

It does the animation when I use a pump, but it doesn't fill up. Only thing I can do is cancel action. Anyone else?

I'm guessing balancing purposes.

It takes 10-15 seconds to eat a full can of food, so the shitting could be reduced to perhaps one minute every hour or so. It would add some strategy since you would probably want to be in a somewhat safe place when you need to do it, since it is a vulnerable state. Considering I want to look at an animation of my character taking a shit, your argument that "no one wants to" is invalid. You could also add temperature to the shit pile, so that if you pass by it and you see steam rising from it, you'd know that someone's been there recently. You could also add the option to touch it, too estimate temperature. This is survival. Gross things are ensured. If it enhances possibility to survive, you also would touch poo.

I don't see how it is dumb. You have to eat and drink. That calls for shit and piss.

I guess you think rape is womens' fault, too?

Speaking of outhouses. How about adding a Pee/Poop system? It would add to the immersion if you would have to remain vulnerable for a time because you have those natural needs. Also, psychos could handcuff people and pee/take shits on them.

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/1851/710352-user8616_pic277_1214037416.jpg

Exactly what I was trying to say to the guy who still doesn't know jack. :D

I found a suppressor in a house. However I could not pick it up. It showed up in the "vicinity" screen, but if I right clicked and chose "Take" nothing happened. Couldn't drag it. Couldn't interact with it at all. Tried running away and back, also relogging. Still the same. This was the ONLY object in the vicinity I couldn't interact with, as I tried running around in the same house and other houses around it. Everything else I could interact with, but not the suppressor. So?

I am mother russia and offended by this! Also very cute and sex.

I specifically wrote in my original post that I relogged. :P

Not the spawn countdown. The timer goes up to 59 seconds if you log out and log in again within a time frame. The actual timer goes beyond 59 seconds, as it sits at "please wait" a lot longer if you relog too often, so I'd say that the 300 second penalty is actually live. It is just invisible.

"Don't get attached to your child". You will get attached to something if you spend enough time with it.

Reminds me of being a fresh spawn with an axe, and encountering two bandits in Elektro. With not much to lose, I simply rushed him and trying to strafe as much as possible. Manages to kill him too, and I think his friend was too far away to get a good shot at me. Fastest loot ever (only really got his weapon). Wham bam, free AKM with drum magazine, thank you very much!

I pour alcohol tincture in one of the water bottles I'm carrying with me. So that if someone kills me, he might drink it and die of poisoning. :D

You apparently don't know jack. http://netstorage.discovery.com/feeds/brightcove/asset-stills/dsc/125451081379112580428901197_625Angle5.jpg

On the other hand, some sources say cpuCount=4 and exThreads=7 and such parameters are just placebo, and that the game does this automatically. :O

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/QWERTZ Lol, QWERTY is definitely the most common type of keyboard, though.

TBH, duct tape is strong and durable as hell so I think it would take a while for the tape wrapped around it to break, if at all.

Sweden is a European country and our standard keyboard is a version of QWERTY, with three extra characters added. To be honest, I can't remember having seen any other than QWERTY keyboard in other European countries I've visited.

Wut. Y and Z is in the same place in every QWERTY keyboard.

My problem happaned on a server with less than 5 players.

I'm one of them! My daddy beat me as a kid. Now I use it as an excuse to kill people in DayZ. Thanks, dad! :)

Public shard server names with "don't join", "unstable server", "character reset" etc., they are just bogus names with owners trying to discourage people to join because they want to loot their servers by themselves, right?