Mays (DayZ)

Oh, sorry for asking dad, this isn't real life you know.

Does ALT work on 1st person? hopefully no. switching to this.

If you're also a bandit, instead of your usual murdering everyone, just try to hold someone up. 9/10 people comply. Ask them to put their hands up, put handcuffs on them, loot them, and give them the key or tell them how to break out. It's a lot more fun than the usual murdering. Share your photos/videos!

The majority of successful bandits are in groups

Another victim!

Pleaseeee! Isn't there a rope in this? Using that so you can rap it around their body would be absolutely amazing. Takes a while to set up but you can't break out unless someone with a sharp melee weapon breaks you out.

I can't stop laughing.

Your stubby legs aren't helping.

No.

Step by step, please. I hear it's a lengthy process..

I'd love some fresh meat. Yes, definitely.

Please don't fight about this, by the way.

In Dubrovka. Go north-east for the NE airfield or directly west for the NW airfield.

Imagine if they added a full clown suit. It'd be truthfully horrifying yet also brilliant.

Question (I'd rather ask it in this thread as it's almost the same topic) - how do you regain blood with someone else? Is there a lengthy process? What items do I need? And 2. why does my screen change colour? As I was running to elektro it was as if I was shot as my screen got more white but then it went back to normal.

Not a piece of clothing.

Is that a form of hoodie?

Do you have erectile dysfunction?

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Log out timer IIRC. Your body stands there for like, 10-15 seconds while you're logging out. Either that or you're not allowed to log out while in combat.

Going to check him out. That Frankie is just awful, and the trend of everyone else calling new spawns 'bambis' is incredibly cringey.

What would you rather pick for general self defence? Going to guide a few friends few Elektro and need one of the other.

Just witnessed two men slowly walking through Elektro with one of them blaring out "Mercy" by Duffy while the other was wiggling side to side while walking. (this song): So.. what's the oddest thing you've had the pleasure to witness?