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    Best DayZ Stories?

    so the first time i played, (which was today like 6 hours ago) i didnt know wtf i was doing, and i didnt bother to check for controls, so I was ransacking a town like any logically thinking person would do, especially one who has no allies, and no idea how to do just that. so i found some disinfectant spray. i thought to myself "oh how interesting. i bet this will be useful." but as it turned out, the only thing i could play in my brown jeans, was a flashlight and a battery. when i played inventory tetris to try and fit it into my pants (though i imagine this not working out well for obvious real life reasons), my client decided to not let me move my battery to a vertical pillar with the flashlight, allowing me to put the spray into the pocket, and so i was walking around with a disinfectant spray in my hands, unable to put it into my inventory. So, of course, since i didnt know how tf to play, I kept pressing random buttons hoping one of them would throw my spray on the ground. i could only find one button that had anything to do with the item i was holding, and it was "drink". so, i thought "hm, it's just disinfectant spray!" and drank it bc i didnt know how to fuckin drop it. So i was fine. for like five minutes. then my screen went blurry and i couldnt see anything, and i was rapidly running around trying to find items to fix my other ailments, such as hunger and thirst. i found nothing, vomited and then went unconcious. I'm currently on character two and i'm doing great. Also feedback on the game itself in case any developer happens to read this: my bun should NOT stick out the back of a motorcycle helmet. baseball caps are acceptable, bc of the hole in the back of most caps. beanies are also unacceptable. my hair does not penetrate fabrics. Also i really would love skin color options to be separate from facial options. just bc i have "light skin" does not mean i'm asian. Also how is Henriet a skin color? that doesnt even make sense. and develop a windowed mode, so it doesnt mess up my whole system resolution. otherwise random developer who may or may not be reading this: great job keep up the good work and fix matchmaking lobby
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