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Merry Christmas, you filthy animals! **Video removed** - Watch the one 'chakijz' linked below, it's much better. :)

I genuinely hadn't seen this video - the two tins of beans was entirely co-incidental...haha. Needless to say, there's was a much better production. :) Hah! I'm sorry you feel that way my friend. It was just a quick knock-up, wasn't intended to be a masterpiece. Merry Christmas!

Warning: This is a long one (25 minutes), so it's probably not suitable for those with ADHD, or those who have something better to do with their time. I tried to cut out the fluff as much I could, hopefully some of you will enjoy it! :) Description: In this video, we happen to join a French server (entirely at random) and discover that the age old French-English rivalry is still very much alive and kicking. Did nobody tell the French that The Hundred Years War is over?! In spite of this, we make a new friend along the way and also discover that it's not just the French you have to watch out for...

Yep, that was my bad - I published a few minutes after I posted on here. It's available to watch now, if you haven't already seen it. :) 1 - Correct 2 - Correct, although I'm thankful in this case as I might have taken an axe to the back of the skull otherwise! Fair point, this guy was clearly psychopathic and possibly part machine. It was an unfair test. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RNNxdRIz2k

Thank-you, sir! You can generally weigh someone up in the first 10-20 seconds - often the voice alone is a good indication. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt as much I can, but this guy was shifty to the max! I must admit, I particularly enjoyed squishing this guy into the dirt. :) Thanks, Red! Glad you enjoyed it. If you haven't already, feel free to subscribe ;)

I could be tempted. My buddy and I recently set up a channel and we're playing a fair amount of DayZ at the moment. We don't have many subs yet, but we're getting there slowly. You can check out our channel here: RanshiTV Shoot me a message if you get some interest from other aspiring 'Tubers. If there's enough of us, we could have a bit of fun and maybe help each other along in the old sub' department. As an example, here's a video we recently uploaded:

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Nice video man! I bumped into this fella (Hungry Hobo) on experimental yesterday. I very nearly chopped his head off, but by divine intervention he managed to dodge the swing of my axe. Actually, he was sitting in a bush and the axe made contact with the kindling instead of his skull. We then ran around in circles for a little while (Benny Hill Style), had a pleasant conversation and then got disconnected from the server (/no message received)! You can check the video out here, if you're interested. :)

If you're watching this, Hungry Hobo, get in touch! Our conversation was rudely interrupted by the dreaded 'no message received' monster. :) We hope you enjoy our videos. We haven't been doing it for long, so please go easy on us! Check out our channel for more videos like this one and feel free to subscribe if you'd like to be notified of our new video uploads. We're adding new videos pretty frequently. :)

Thanks Beav & Toper, glad you enjoyed it. Macdeth, I'm sorry you didn't like it - I guess you can't please everybody! The first and only unarmed kill was to prevent the Bambi getting hold of the gun - which, as far as we could tell, he was attempting to do. We would have communicated if we were closer. Re the first kill (or shot, rather) we heard continuous gunshots and acted on an assumption...we might have been wrong. Thankfully, it's a video game and nobody was actually hurt. Afterwards, the orange raincoat guy said he looted his backpack from a body that he suspects was killed by the shooter, although I don't know the circumstances there. If it was a mistake and we slaughtered Buffy the zombie slayer, then I'll gladly let him shoot me in the skull and take my shit. If you're out there Buffy, let me know. Yes, we fucked up with whitey. We don't like to KOS and we were too leniant with him...he was clearly shifty. I think orange coat appreciated our presence (and actions) and the squeaker decided to attack us with an axe for no reason, so he had it coming. Are we bumbling idiots? Absolutely! We don't pretend to be pros. We try to be friendly, we try to have fun encounters, we enjoy playing video games recreationally. Special forces probably wouldn't want us. Often, the encounters that don't quite go to plan turn out to be the funniest and/or most enjoyable. I'll conclude by echoing Beav's sentiments...lighten up, man! You must be a hoot to play with.

Quick video showcasing the Ghillie Bushrag, if you're interested in checking it out. Most people are going for the 'Top' (which requires 3 Netting, compared to the 2 required for the Bushrag). This is the obvious choice if you're going for the demented woodland superhero look.