Hetstaine

Most amusing all :D

You get up to 2500 from just bummin' around and eating beans. Anything over that is only gained by bandaging, morphining, bloodbagging and epipenning people.

Bumped into a guy in the middle of the forest in arse cheeks nowhere, i asked him to drop his gun but he refused, so i gave him a free hatchet.

^

mmmmmmm. chicken drumstick. slurp.

From that link... History [edit] During the Soviet era, a "corrective labor camp" was located here. This camp was known as 'Stary Sobor' the camp of the bandit looters.

This one... ...A promise of lust and adventure, in the peaceful rolling hills near Krasno . Steak finds me on the edge of a forest in the hippie van, joy and peace, the solitude of the open fields , the distant sound of the night birds. Thirty seconds after entering the passenger door we are a fireball of molten metal and glass, thrown clear , both bleeding and broken. A minute of laying beside the car of wonderment watching the knockout timer and our death is complete. We came for love, we left in caskets, bits and pieces of leg and face intertwined with cans of beanz. Steak is like..' what, was that under two minutes ? ' i tell him ..'...not even that long bro' Although we didn't die in the Slenderdrive, which was unusual.

1 x Engine, 6 x glass, 2 x scrap metal. 1 x fuel, 1 x exhaust. Worth it.

Rode an ATV over a bridge while being chased by a heli. Attacked a bandit with a flare when he snuck on me in the dark. Slid down into the quarry while in a shootout. Drove in a car with Steak.

Brilliant :D

I don't know but i am keen...throw in an automatic inflatable doll in a side cupboard and i will never leave the seat ;)

...thats what she said.

weird thread.

Vybor is my main hangout, NW airfield, Stary, Grishino and Pusta all in close range.

FFFFFFAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRK ....FFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRKKKK.. ..aussie crow

Zing. And no Fraggle, it has not been fixed. A chick and i have a server where every body of water has a tent with enough gear to start a small revolution.

Now were talking :D

Steak rides the goats all the time. Oh, you meant , as in, like riding a bike. Sorry, please continue.

Simply beautiful.

zed gets close and swipes..run run run run run out distancing zed..DOOF! start bleeding.

Before i found anything better than an enfield or winchester i came across the ATV spawn on top of Pik kozlovka, full dark and minimum moon. I heard a fzzzzzzzzz and a flare lit up the sky just as i was approaching the weird dark shape. I shit about four houses worth of bricks and proned under a tree waiting for the flareman to appear. Not a sound. As soon as that flare went out i bolted for about 2 minutes deep into the forest and thought about what i should do..i did not want to risk my cans of beans and cokes i had found in the barn at Prig so i lamed out and left it there for someone else while i went and died lonely and ammoless to zeds in the dark on a dirt road near Mogilevka, and absolutely spewing because i lost my extra cans of beanz and cokes. how have times changed. edit- fzzzzzzzzzz

...well that was far more boring than i imagined :D Thanks for ruining my day ;)

i always had Gews sig down as a story reading from left to right... Mum and daughter happy and colourful life with much love for each other/ Dad off at work in the burning sun making pots so mum and daughter can spend it on clothes and tableclothes/ Confucious steps in and tells Dad he should travel and broaden his horizons/ Dad gets on boat and travels/ Finds beautiful Indian princess who gives him all of his desires/ Dad and princess have a child who is the son that the Dad always wanted..unfortunately the son is a mental giant with a pyschotic stare and a blunt axe. I dunno where the cheap lookin' blond comes in..the sons first axe murder because of her horrible talents ?