Hetstaine

Too many to count or remember. Got stuck in the doorway of a building recently, zeds on either side, bleeding, broken, dead. fought off a horde at Grishino whilst refuelling my atv, bleeding, killed 'em all..then no bandage. Tripped over something near a heli wreck, bleeding . broken...

Nice and simple Rocket. Brilliant.

I would have tried that first. Did you fix it ?

Truely a visionary poster .

So it was mentioned only at least seven or a hundred times. I was asleep at least once on all of those days. I blame pillows.

I will take the roadflare...it's gonna be real messy though.

Don't ever go to Skalka.

Go the bus. Last time i fucked with a bus it broke my legs then i bled out and died, and it wasn't even fucking mobile.

I'm going to need a few things first..1 x airplane ticket, a hatchet, and your silence.

lol..me too :D That was just the first random one i came across with a chick in it..i didn't even notice the droopy double D

Nice.

Yes...yes you can..

I was hoping for Martha Stewart.

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Chop chop chopperin' my way up and down the coast looking for some randoms to deliver to wherever they want to go. Near Orloks lighthouse i spotted a Mil so thought sweet, i will ferry someone off here and get them a free ride. I end up chasing a guy around Balota for a while trying to convince him while i am hovering above that i just want to give him a lift..Do you even want a lift brah..but with no success. So i end up over Cherno where i see a lone hatchet warrior duking it out with the zeds near the hospital. I put down in the closest field and head in gunning down a bunch while he heroically swings madly downing more. We say gday and i feed him a bag of chernos finest which plops me back into my plaid stylin woodsman shirt and theni tell him to get to da choppa.. Coming under some small arms fire as we lift off he drills a few rounds at a guy obviously envious of two good looking sharp dressed guys in a saucy huey lifting off in a cloud of slow motion movie dust. I ask my sidekick if he can fly..he says no instantly and then asks if it is hard. I tell him it is pretty straightforward, give him a basic rundown and mention several times about using the scroll and the autosavemyasshover option. He says sweet, i will give it a go. So we put down, where i explain to him that your first couple of landings you will want to put that baby down like a soft puff of baby polar bear fur on a duck down pillow. I shut the huey down and we bail out, he jumps in the big Russki bird and i just hang around spectating , mentioning again the autohover option at any sign of trouble. He punches it and performs a low hover on the spot for about 5 seconds and then.. As soon as he is above fifty odd feet he turned hard and plowed it into the ground as if he had a hatred for the very earth itself. Bummer. Weird thing is when i ran over to check the scene of death, old mate is kneeling beside the chopper with mere broken legs and shouting ' sorry! sorry! sorry! ' , I morph him and ask if he wants to have a crack at the Huey..he says ' nah..i will just chill here for a bit, i don't think the air and me mix.' Maybe we need someone to start a helischool server ? Could be cool :)

I use the arrows to fly and the mouse for my head look , drlete and end above the arrow keys for roll so the controls are all nice and close, works ok :) cheers cheers too I have an x52 and trackir but have not bothered using them for a while now as the flight controls are so simple in arma, will hook them both up again for the SA once Helis are in though. Thanks :)

Its all about the atmosphere imo. The feeling of the countryside and the world you are in. Not many games do this as well as the ARMA series does.

Rule One for first flight in Dayz - Height. Lots of it.

That is beautiful. I would still like to see your arty representation of the forums in lego form :)

I would love to see someone shouting this out at an E3 discussion..' YO ROCKET ! WHADDYA THINK ABOUT ORLOKS LEGO ?!?! '

At the shops...

very sneaky :D luckily i was looking for the backpack.

Yep , following roads down low in between the trees is some of the best fun i have had.

Yeah, but there are so many that are scared to fly and may try it once and then abandon it and just not worry about helis. Would be sort of cool traing a bunch of fidgety types up.