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Hetstaine

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  1. The challenge to stay alive for as long as you can thus creating an attachment with your character.
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    After the Standalone is released

    Looks like someone has a webs.com free page ready to go with the dayz.com name. Dean and crew should have really nailed down the dayz domain name in the beginning. Unless it is them ;)
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    Snakes

    Those snakes in Arma III , Terroviktor brought them up in the devblog topic and got me hoping they are going to be in the SA at some stage. Sneaking one in someones backpack or leaving one in a backpack spawn, inside someones tent, ability to throw them at someone or release a few inside an area with only one exit where someone is looting. Give us those snakes Deano ! inb4samueljackson
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    Defeating the Dew...

    Cheers guys , and stopping making sense with your signature Fluxley.
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    E3 and our attendance

    Luxury..
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    Defeating the Dew...

    As mere mortals we can only try :)
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    E3 and our attendance

    Sorry for quoting Python, i did not realise the pain it could cause :D
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    Will YOU become an Islander?

    Y'all aint comin' to ma island.
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    E3 and our attendance

    Luxury. We had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before we went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, pay the mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah.
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    How to fly a plane?

    You are so helpful snooplion.
  11. Sewers , abandoned camping areas, caves, more animals (Horses, deers, snakes, spiders, bee nests) crows over dead bodies, mud when it rains, climbable cliffs (ropes, anchors and shackles), wigs.
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    Emotional Trauma - Dayz Style.

    Seeing trees in the distance after a 30 odd minute run through the green bleakness of nothingness when constantly spawning off map in my first few log ins..i nearly broke down and cried. And fuck that goat freaking me out doing nothing in the middle of nowhere.
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    Mountain Dew Curse Stories

    Scroll down to Curse of the Dew
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    Skin loader in DayZ

    Like old mate in Jurassic park said..nature will find a way..there would be penis. On day one. For sure there would also be some great creativity but the amount of hacking i would have to do every time i saw some 12 year old with a knob on him, my axe would be constantly blunt.
  15. Bajo at his best...Shakespeare be damned. Dayz : A live reading
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    E3 and our attendance

    Fully understand what you are saying but you could put 10 by 10 metre signs up saying DayZ..IT'S AS ALPHA AS FUCK!! and some people will still act the same ( Then these people will find all these bugs and lack of content and whine like no tomorrow. The Forums and Reddit will undoubtedly be a mess and angry words like "Fanboy" and "hater" will be flying around everywhere. ) They have been telling us all along about bugs, glitches, shoddy animations, placeholders, things that will be added further down the line etc etc and this information still seems to go unread by many as if the information is elusive or hidden. You can lead a horse to water.. Any gamer worth his salt could see what Warz was from day one (admittedly a lot of the reviewing sites needed dragging over the coals for misinformation and building it up in some peoples eyes ) but still. people building up there expectations on heresay and not delving even slightly deeper into what they are interested in have nobody to blame but themselves. I had to convince a friend that Warz was going to be total crap so he didn't hand over his money. He saw some images and was like ' Man that is going to be the bomb !! ' no looking into it any further. Just see some pics and he was sold. It is like everytime someone comes into my work and starts complaining about their Great Wall car they have purchased..i give them the really???..you exchanged your hard earned cash for that ..look. The other problem is that some people believe what they want to believe regardless of what has been said or shown...and then throw a hissy fit when it falls below their expectations. Disclaimer..i would never work anywhere where those cars are sold :)
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    DayZ - Funniest Friendly Fire Ever

    Odins warriors !
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    Skin loader in DayZ

    I don;t do MC :) but in flying simulators we have the simple option of skins off or on in MP mode. Mostly people have them off because you get the odd idiot with a dick on his wing or whatever. I would imagine it would be same if custom skins were a goer in dayz ..i am sure there would be a lot of good ones but the old time to penis would be short indeed. :) I can see it clearly, skin coloured undies with a massive set of nuts painted on. Scary shit when surprised in the woods.
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    Skin loader in DayZ

    Thing is nobody else will see your skin anyway unless it is uploaded to the server or the particular file shared between players.
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    Creepy stuff

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    How about a river?

    We all want a river but the map rework is the killer :)
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    E3 and our attendance

    I will attempt teleporting to the show.
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