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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    Skype sent, she is all primed :)
  2. Hetstaine

    Poll: Actually playing DayZ

    Still playing otherwise i wouldn't be here :) Mostly Vanilla as well.
  3. Hetstaine

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Sweet. i like your montages of this thread :thumbsup:
  4. Hetstaine

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Beautiful. They suit makeup so well..what a gorgeous couple.
  5. Hetstaine

    The things I see as a fresh spawn......

    I once rammed a newspawn, who just popped up in front of me, with a Ural.
  6. That level of realism better be carried over to the SA.
  7. Hetstaine

    Just saw Rocket again.

    That necklace better be in the SA Matt.
  8. Hetstaine

    Powdered Perishables

    I wish. Sometimes when i laugh it just flops onto the floor.
  9. Hetstaine

    Stuff in DayZ

    Lame troll is lame.
  10. Hetstaine

    Powdered Perishables

    My dick fell off.
  11. Hetstaine

    Egg Timers

    The hand clapping monkey ...o wait.
  12. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    Tomorrow at 1800 (aest) My Steakness. She is incapacitated this afternoon :) Will pm skype to you when i get back to my ranch.
  13. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    Bearded demon was mentioned.
  14. Hetstaine

    A tale of love, tragedy, and a motorbike

    I didn't think i said Nice bike Bitch..i thought it was more ..Nice bikepants..Bitch.
  15. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    Download it tonight well, if my screen pops up with a mad man wearing a moustache, I’ll die It could be the most sensuous moment of your life
  16. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    I have her reply.. I’m scared to talk to people with moustaches ;) Dont be scared , ..just think of Clint Eastwood , like Dirty Harry...big gun. No silencer.J He is ready whenever you are after work She will be good to go, just got to get a time :) I will give you her Skype too.
  17. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    She may will be naked...and nervous.
  18. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    I will hit her up ..give me a sec :)
  19. Hetstaine

    DayZ Developer Blog 3rd August 2013

    Just pretend it is mid summer with no rain for a few weeks ;)
  20. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    No router to worry of, she is on 4g wireless.
  21. Hetstaine

    Partner cannot connect AU/NZ HERP DERP

    Nien. No ...and no frikkin idea either.
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