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Hetstaine

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  1. How about loss of voice/sidechat for ten minutes if you call out 'Friendly' or 'Anyone in Cherno" more than twice in a row.
  2. They gave Bruce false slip on feet..check Die Hard bloopers ;) Slaps him with superior right hand.
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    DayZ AllStars! (comic)

    Damn..i was going to use the word beauty. Beautiful :wub:
  4. Zeds are nerfed and always have been :) Best bet as always regardless of whatever the patches always try is to be fleet of foot.
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    The "Hardcore" base

    Whatever Orlok..i'm so hardcore i read the thread twice..in fpv.
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    Using a dongle

    About 3-400 mb for a 3-4 hour session. If using skype or ts you can nearly double that :)
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    Beyond the airfield

    Not a particularly great photoshop but this is something like what i would love to see running for another 50 odd kilometres up North
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    Saved by a dead bandit

    Infected just East of NW field running away from a sniper i couldn't see and ran smack into a zed at the back of a hangar. Legged it to the Castle in hopes of meds, nothing. Decided to do the run to 'Zino hospital and this car wreck just caught my eye..thought..might as well go check it out, you never know. At first i thought the body was a dead soldier and then as i got closer it became a bandidio Dead in the middle of nowhere, but carrying three antibiotics, gulped a pack down and buried him beside his wrecked machine. Couldn't believe my luck :)
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    Saved by a dead bandit

    and thus the great debeaning had begun..
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    My custom key bindings.

    I only ever use the arrow keys and basically the right hand side of the keyboard..my wasd keys are always shiny and new whenever a keyboard expires. I like having my movement keys in a little island by themselves without all of the other keys in the way. Whatever is comfortable is where it is at really for anyone.
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    Cold, Well Fed and Sick

    US3480...the hunt begins.
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    Beyond the airfield

    Mountain ranges confirmed.
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    Saved by a dead bandit

    Sometimes :) I used to always run full graphics until i realised i was doing myself a massive disadvantage by not being able to see through all of the trees whilst everyone could see me a mile away when i thought i was in cover. I do prefer it on full and will sometimes crank if for screenies and then totally forget for ages i still have it cranked. My average rig runs it very well with the usual random spurts and sputters that everyone gets but for an i5 on win32 (4gb ram) with an older gtx560ti i can run it maxed out quite well :) The secret i believe that helps a lot is good rig optimisation ;) Mustaine here in Feb next year ;) Tickets already purchased \m/ Lol Fraggle..i do that and have always wondered if they get the beans/no beans/beans/no beans notification.
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    Saved by a dead bandit

    Totally..there were two cars there , one burnt out. Had they collided and he was the result while the others got away ? Was it a car chase deal ? An ambush in the middle of nowhere ? If i had not have jogged to my right i never would have seen the car poking its nose out. As it was i intended to run past but curiosity got the better of me and i headed up for a look. Love it when things like this happen :) and cheers all :)
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    SA: How big your group will be?

    One...sometimes two.
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    DayZ Standalone Discussion

    I still remember that moment i fell in loo0ve and wanted to be the first man child to bring Rockets children into the world... somewhere in a forest near Stary..a man emerges from the mist... Me - I glance up and stop stoking my sizzling rabbit ears, the fire crackles softly..'hello ? is that you sweet Rocket ..?' Rocket of the mist -It is i my child of the forest and plains..it is i.. Me - What news doth you bring my lord ? Is it a release date ? Rocket of the mist - It is not my child..i care not if the game fails..only that i make it how i want..how i envision Me - You grace me with these words my lord...care for an ear ? Rocket of the mist - No...i have much work to do and men make mountains out of molehills. I will climb one and see the comparison, and then i shall go to task.. Me - Oh my lord i ..i pee'd a little bit in your presence..are you thirsty ?..do you wish to.. ...but he was gone..back to the mist.
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    DayZ AllStars! (comic)

    ..and it's 'Graphic Novel' not comic ;)
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    DayZ AllStars! (comic)

    Ha ! Good shit Fraggle :thumbsup: I couldn't help but read it flat out like an SP episode. Moar needed.
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    Predictions that actually came true

    This one time i predicted a great many things, world peace through beautiful purple sky lasers, chocolate beer with fairyfloss and rum flowing like lava down mountainsides. lakes of lesbians and trees of gold that sang all the best songs in the world at once in a symphony of madness never seen before. I woke up faceplanted in a front yard with my feet stuck in a fence and swore i would never touch tequila triple shots again. It was glorious
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    Paranormal shenanigans

    Listen, and understand. That Goo0gle is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
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    Dayz TV Ad idea

    Camera zooms slowly down above a field as the sun breaks the horizon, a rusty fence noise breaks the silence. The camera moves just across the top of the grass and we see something moving in the distance, as it draws in closer.we see it is a man running through the grass with a small backpack.The camera pans around him, he is worn out and dirty, unshaven and tired, on edge and constantly looking over his shoulder. He breaks into a small patch of forest. leaves crunching. Darting from tree to tree we see him look at a low slung building through a gap, his eyes light up and his body tenses. He breaks cover and runs to the building, a rusty fence noise makes him jump.He makes it inside and we can see him smiling..opening his backpack in anticipation of picking something up..he opens one of four doors that run down the left side of the building and we see a bunch of tin cans on the floor..he moves along all four rooms and is met with the same, tin cans, tin cans, tin cans. Camera zooms out slowly..the man is sitting with his back against the barracks wall holding an empty tin can and crying. It starts to rain. Rusty fence noise.
  22. i always wanted the option to be able to have a backpack on my front as well. Frontpack :) damned if i am carrying a suitcase but it would be cool as a storage option :)
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    Worthless Points of Interest: I Nominate....

    Olsha was were i found my first bike so it has a hidden wet spot in my soul.
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    Worthless Points of Interest: I Nominate....

    Sounds like pvp bmrf server :)
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