Hetstaine

TIL ...Diddums wants a Ferrari.

Diddums Diddums Diddums..it's always about DIDDUMS! Ho's never change and i expect nothing less from the master of the spread legs. When you decide to put your man pants on and wanna come and strip off and run around i will be waiting for you Didds..i even have some tissues if you want to shed a little tear at the beauty of it all. Or if you just need a package to lean on..you can bend down and lean on mine. Seriously..get your ass in here, Chernarus needs good chaps now more than ever and somehow your on the list. I left a note for you on the beach..meet me in the wooden cabin with the double bed..i have a banana.

That's the shit right there. :beans:

well now you have room for that rice:)

I imagine there is a shitload of issues with loot atm amongst other things , but i certainly won't be fussed if i don't find sfa in Cherno or any of the coastal towns after a lot of people have been through. I expect that and hope for it.

1 YEAR. How hard is that to soak up.

zing ! This is true but I believe it is a huge wip still so shit is gonna change all over the shop constantly, some of the changes are going to fuck shit up and take a big fat dump all over us but I will defend keeping dayz hardcore as long as i can, the mod was so pussified ( custom changes mainly not the mod teams fault) in the end it was a joke and i hope this doesn't end up the same way. Seeing a large amount of people complaining about the lack of loot is fucking beautiful.

Happy times :D

That is pretty common, i have had heaps of foot races with many different players watched them disappear into the distance. Demon and i had a couple of runs and he flogged my ass, then he beat me in the foot race.

Penis books always look better in potato quality.

You must admit it is far more interesting upside down, ...Freud ;)

We need to open a hat shop

Keyboard mash, that's all i got.

Even Peggle isn't fair.

Not this one :)

I prepared my anus early this morning, just after breakfast ..i am nearly ready to get in on the action.

Of course there are going to be people who will just loot shit and dump it just so others cannot have it..you may have to travel far and wide..apocalypses of any nature are not meant to be fair :)

There is a fuckton of buildings to enter..i doubt that the server will be fully looted in a short time. People are just going to have to get outside of their bubble of Elektro/Cherno..good shit.

That is a legitimate 'shit your pants panic kill' , Bury him softly like a sweet prince for he knew not why he shouted. Carry on.

wait up.. enhance ..enhance.. ENHANCE ! ..well.

rye crick, leff crick, uppercut,jab, ropeadope

Is that like something to do with nekkid furry/pony pron ., because colour me interested.

That mangina.

10 points if you get that actual picture in game. and 1 can of beanz.

I swam..excitement was not found on utes, maybe later. Probably somewhere where Lee Harvey and KoS can hang out and shoot people who are attempting the swim. oooops.