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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    battered to death on the beach

    This is true..i just have no time for beach spawn killers :)
  2. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    Thank fuck.
  3. Hetstaine

    My first 30 minutes of playing DayZ Standalone

    No fucks given.
  4. Hetstaine

    battered to death on the beach

    Beach spawn killers, that' who.;) OPJFK.
  5. Hetstaine

    I just can't do it.

    TIL ...Diddums wants a Ferrari.
  6. Hetstaine

    I just can't do it.

    Diddums Diddums Diddums..it's always about DIDDUMS! Ho's never change and i expect nothing less from the master of the spread legs. When you decide to put your man pants on and wanna come and strip off and run around i will be waiting for you Didds..i even have some tissues if you want to shed a little tear at the beauty of it all. Or if you just need a package to lean on..you can bend down and lean on mine. Seriously..get your ass in here, Chernarus needs good chaps now more than ever and somehow your on the list. I left a note for you on the beach..meet me in the wooden cabin with the double bed..i have a banana.
  7. Hetstaine

    A Girl All Alone - My First DayZ Standalone Vid

    That's the shit right there. :beans:
  8. Hetstaine

    Thoughts so far on Dayz Standalone

    well now you have room for that rice:)
  9. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    I imagine there is a shitload of issues with loot atm amongst other things , but i certainly won't be fussed if i don't find sfa in Cherno or any of the coastal towns after a lot of people have been through. I expect that and hope for it.
  10. Hetstaine

    TEXT SYSTEM V.S. ICON SYSTEM

    1 YEAR. How hard is that to soak up.
  11. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    zing ! This is true but I believe it is a huge wip still so shit is gonna change all over the shop constantly, some of the changes are going to fuck shit up and take a big fat dump all over us but I will defend keeping dayz hardcore as long as i can, the mod was so pussified ( custom changes mainly not the mod teams fault) in the end it was a joke and i hope this doesn't end up the same way. Seeing a large amount of people complaining about the lack of loot is fucking beautiful.
  12. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    Happy times :D
  13. That is pretty common, i have had heaps of foot races with many different players watched them disappear into the distance. Demon and i had a couple of runs and he flogged my ass, then he beat me in the foot race.
  14. Hetstaine

    Wait...is that a Peni....ohh..

    Penis books always look better in potato quality.
  15. Hetstaine

    Wait...is that a Peni....ohh..

    You must admit it is far more interesting upside down, ...Freud ;)
  16. Hetstaine

    1 Quick Pro 1 Quick Con

    We need to open a hat shop
  17. Hetstaine

    Anyway to suicide? Stuck

    Keyboard mash, that's all i got.
  18. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    Even Peggle isn't fair.
  19. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    Not this one :)
  20. Hetstaine

    First blood

    I prepared my anus early this morning, just after breakfast ..i am nearly ready to get in on the action.
  21. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    Of course there are going to be people who will just loot shit and dump it just so others cannot have it..you may have to travel far and wide..apocalypses of any nature are not meant to be fair :)
  22. Hetstaine

    No loot, or do I just suck?

    There is a fuckton of buildings to enter..i doubt that the server will be fully looted in a short time. People are just going to have to get outside of their bubble of Elektro/Cherno..good shit.
  23. Hetstaine

    First Player Encounter in DayZ

    That is a legitimate 'shit your pants panic kill' , Bury him softly like a sweet prince for he knew not why he shouted. Carry on.
  24. Hetstaine

    Wait...is that a Peni....ohh..

    wait up.. enhance ..enhance.. ENHANCE ! ..well.
  25. Hetstaine

    How do you punch?

    rye crick, leff crick, uppercut,jab, ropeadope
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