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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    coward bitch messing with wrong fresh spawn

    Indeed. Nice takedown as well. :beans:
  2. Hetstaine

    Scripting already rampant...

    Two years working on SA. Nup. Two years since mod. Nup.
  3. Hetstaine

    Being a bandit done right. (Video)

    Nicely done :) We have done one depants, it was too tempting.
  4. Hetstaine

    $13,775,130

    Jog, it's slow jog you fool.
  5. Hetstaine

    $13,775,130

    don't forget the milk. Dev work needs lots of milk. And beer. Fridge loads of beer. Constantly.
  6. Hetstaine

    Scripting already rampant...

    Long time no see Keyboard. Rocket is off buying new Lambos and shiny things so we will have to wait. I also am buying shiny things. I like shiny.
  7. Hetstaine

    I am a cold-blooded murderer

    Mr Sigvatr..Mr Sigvatr..yes..me ..me down the back here..ummm..do you throw eggs in the toilet and run a cooking show on the tube ?
  8. Hetstaine

    Please eliminate server restarts

    Incoming !!
  9. I always handle my shit, sometimes it takes two hands.
  10. Hetstaine

    Why is Podeba Dam gone?

    Holy crap..go explore son ! You're lucky i can't slap you through that monitor !
  11. Hetstaine

    Honest review

    The Fat Buddha, he came, he wrote, he smiled. Rub his belly.
  12. Hetstaine

    What are books for?

    We found that one..did you try this..
  13. Hetstaine

    $13,775,130

    Lambos for everyone !
  14. Hetstaine

    To the guy on Dayz AU3-19

    Sorry for the panic shooting in the field just outside of Vybor industrial, you scared the shit out of us and when you started turning towards my partner with the Mosin i told her to take you down. Just as we finished drilling you your message came up over direct ' don't worry i won't shoot..' Please buy a mic, i had to console her for the next twenty minutes as we never kill on sight. We did salute you in the field and have a moments silence as we bade you on your way to a world far better than this bean filled muckhole. rip my poor mangled survivor brother.
  15. My partner accidentally force fed me her beans last night when i was in too close a proximity. Pro- I was hungry. Con- So was she :D
  16. Hetstaine

    Lets post some screen shots (Standalone)

    Generally max depending on fps.
  17. Hetstaine

    The queen survivor of Chernarus

    A tribute to all of the dead ladies..she stands solid as a rock.
  18. Hetstaine

    Lets post some screen shots (Standalone)

    My lady, she didn't have enough room for a water bottle so i told her to dump some stuff and we can have a look at what she should ditch..i realised even though it was an apoc, she was still in full shopping mode and had been simply collecting clothes..her response after she dropped all of this gear " I didn't know what to wear, it all looked so good so i just kept it.." None of that was in the room, that was what she had on her. Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuu..
  19. Hetstaine

    Lets post some screen shots (Standalone)

    Mmmmm..come at me bro..
  20. Hetstaine

    Dayz's Beloved Goo0gle Trying To High Five In SA

    It is a brilliant vid :D (it isn't goooooogle though)
  21. Hetstaine

    Server Hopping (Character Reset?)

    :emptycan:
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