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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    I Proclaim a Humble Opinion

    Just call it 'the sa'..it's easier ;) Let me sum up my experience so far. The king is dead, long live the king.
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    Reply with your favorite DayZ pun(s).

    You drank all of the water you fecking tool ? Yes, orlovets gone.
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    The day in the life of an utter expert

    I like the cut of your jib sire.
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    The day in the life of an utter expert

    Always good to know a ninja elite is taking care of business down in the shithole that is Elektro.. and chicken tikka pizza ? Fine choice. May you at least kiss the fallen once each on the cheek and whisper to them ' go in peace my sweet prince' as they leave their mortalness behind. Skoll !
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    DayZ SA - Provided by new Eastern spawns

    That's quite a chunk of faceplanting. Someone needs to do a suicide vid series.
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    The golf analogy

    Golf, like DayZ , is a day that can be spent in strenuous idleness.
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    Combat logging

    I work with a guy here who approves of combat logging, he calls it meta gaming and thinks it is hilarious. We don't get on so well.
  8. 24/7 daylight, constant 1-2 hour restarts, mega vehicles..no thanks. Private hives may have fixed a few things initally in the mod but then it all went to the dogs.
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    Combat logging

    Approve of combat logging.. kg360, DanicaHamlin, Stompernaut, korpisoturi, HCHellCaptain, Pakundo,Paranoize, Alex88, Shaw Really ?
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    Fun new game.

    It's a game many play.
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    Solving Both End-Game/Meta-Game and KoS Problems At Once

    You will never cure kos with any sort of mechanic. If all we had as a weapon was a thick branch then club fights would be in vogue. The only thing you can do is keep your chin up and your ass covered :)
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    I haven't seen a single person for days..

    Constantly seeing people in Berezino, neaf, Krasno, up near the ship and in spots inland. Like said above, the trick is to pick a spot and scan around for a bit. Most wouldn't even know they are being watched. And this on the smaller 1st only servers as well.
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    Describe your first kill

    Balota, night..no gamma, no brightness. Having a merry old look around for some water to quench my ridiculous thirst when i turned and saw Rocky Marciano was coming at me fists up. I say dear chap, slow up wot ? He declined the art of english and instead let his knuckles do the talking. I clenched my firm tight buttocks even tighter and hightailed it out the door jolly smartly i can tell you, the swish of his manly blows in my ears as i sidestepped gallantly past his uncouth brutalness. We proceeded to circle each other outside, all the time me trying to calm his rage with soothing phrases such as 'come on dear fellow, let's have a spot of beans' and 'don't be so put out , it is only an apocalypse my fine man, now is the time to rise to the fore !'. His blank expression assured me i was dealing with a homicidal maniac so dodging another sloppy uppercut i swiftly pulled the fire extinguisher of my back and plonked him one on the head. Down he went the big brute. Killed him with one blow. Rather rude but what was one to do ? I grabbed a happy snap for the olds, dusted off my bruised jaw and continued my search for water. Cheerio.
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    A Good Old Fashioned Duel

    Include me in on the pm'ing and i can officiate if need be :)
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    Epic Flank of Doom

    That was my thoughts, get his ammo and gun then hightail it back to the spot where you had good cover and wait for the others to come and have a go at getting back their loot.
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    DayZ SA Comic

    Off to a good start :)
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    What happened to 10 -- 15buck$ alpha pricing?

    Not everyone is going to like it, not everyone is going to have the same view. I have paid much more for games, for much less :) I don't feel like i have spit on my face either, maybe some dribble from lunch but that's it.
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    Boomerang then stuck, esc button not working?

    Known bug. Reported several times. Get on the bug tracker and vote it up. The only way around this is to stop sprinting every couple of minutes , have a swig or eat some food..continue running.
  19. I finally convinced her to try a set of cuffs ten minutes later and much struggling and wandering slowly fifteen minutes later twenty minutes later she decided to dump her stuff and struggle some more thirty minutes later , she was out.. walked up and popped me one in the jaw. 'Don't ever do that shit again unless you got some damn keys !'
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