Hetstaine

Haven't had a broken leg since SA. Does it still happen ?

Ok thank you very.. ..much. :D

The life of a bad comedian is a rough gig in Chernarus :D

Never log in mil buildings. Ever. It is that easy. Log in a mil building..kos ensues. House struck by lightning ? Unlucky. Grandma died right beside you ? Unlucky. Dog ate your homework ? Unlucky.

Tech building, cars, red brick houses and all of the above.

They would clean up if they ported it. Going to need some more content though.

Maybe it is just when you are two gun equipped. Swam to the lighthouse near Elektro, Mosin on back and M4 in hand, dropped the M4 in the water but was able to turn around and pick it up while floating above it and then continue my swim. When i hit land my backpack and Mosin ejected into the water, these i could pick up as they were just at the edge but my M4 was still in my hand and i could run around like a maniac at full speed and punch with it like a boss. For the swim back i left the mosin on the island and put the M4 on my back, all good nothing fell off. Dumped it on the beach and swam back over to get my Mosin. Happy times.

I would be happy with fish and seagulls.

I have been caught at server restart in a barracks, a mil tent and and one of those mil buildings. No chance of being shot for hopping because you wait a minute until the server comes up and rejoin, check out the nice new loot and then gtfo. If you log in a building you invite a bullet to the forehead, it's just silly.

..sort of..Found him on the hill near Elektro where he died of lack of blood, starvation and possibly thirst. So i decide to look after his corpse while he adventures around somewhere up at Three Valleys, have to steal his bandages as i am raped by a silent zed whilst i am checking out his loot ;) Then another zed attacks , then some guy taking pot shots at me with a pistol who i can't see, i hightail it across to the island and over watch his deadness from a distance. About fifteen minutes later he rolls in and starts getting his gear. I swim back across and we finally hook up.. . he is desyncing at eighteen kabillion desyncs a second and has to bail so leaves me with his newly helmeted corpse. I do the only appropriate thing i can, snuggle under his chest and say goodnight. Sleep well red helmeted warrior..sleep well.

гэта мой сябар .. гэта.

Serious upgrade needed dude :)

Chad Kroger.

Channing Tatum.

Done it myself, not logged, but adjusted the sound, heard a gunshot and shit bricks , exited the settingswaited for the shooter. Derp.

We have a winner ;)

Nice work ! :thumbsup:

T'was a good run.

mistahyebba. Oscar worthy.

Handcuff as they load in..i must try this.

Great episode :D

Killing hoppers justifies it for me :) Most of the time i don't need anything, just the joy of hopper killing. If they happen to bring me a drink of water or can of tuna so i can wait longer..then who am i to knock back a free feed ?

Captain Obvious says no. If i run to a barracks and don't get what i need/want, i will run my ass to the next one..or wait for a hopper and then get what i need/want.