Hetstaine

Back when things were better than now we used to get really cool bits of round plastic with songs or games on them. Bonus items were the microwave trick, reflective capabilities right in your sisters eye and if you hated your sisters music (salt'n'peppa) it would become a magical balcony frisbee. Sorry sis.

Yeppers.

Feed me berries.

It is 4 x one third plus a bit more of your normal vision when slightly squinting whilst running uphill. So in reality it is perfect.

Well hai there ..pew pew. Welcome to Nuketown.

It is a known bug. Try 'having a swig' or 'you have eaten a spaghetti' every five minutes in between running.

Doesn't need to look down. Can feel the weight.

Alpher i imagine. I have had it happen once in about 150 hours.

Maybe it needs a shot of Elektro then ;)

Spam. What ?

Started at nwaf, up to Bashnya hill then down to the new bus depot just Northwest of Lopatino.

a hooo yeeeah ! :D

All in all a good day, shooting hoppers was the highlight until i met some geared up guys who didn't kos at a high tier location. Ok so, i am not a fan of the masks but that damn stripey orange shirt..i dunno, my parter and i have been playin' dress ups all week and i got attached to this guy, the wolf mask set him off.. ..he was killed on sight at Bere after quiet a nice shopping journey around the map. RIP bro. This lad i met at Krasno, we had a chat when we couldn't see each other (3pp:off) i told him i would come into the mil building with my hatchet down, opened the door and he was waiting, gun down..like a f@cking champ. He offered me food and water, i gave him two scopes for the mosin that was spawned on the floor near him, he let me loot a dead dude near him..introduced me to his mate, went on our way and waved it up . And then killed a bunch of hoppers. disconnect..night server..click clack..hopper instantly. Plus three more today in a one hour session, lots of direct rage, two loggers. Hoppers have taken over the fun of heli crashes..random, joyous fun when it happens, surprise presents.

Funny thing, the guy in the night/dawnish shot above..i got him just as he was loading in on the stairs..who the f does that ? but anyway, just after i shot him, i cruised up the stairs, hopped over him and then heard the click clack of someone logging in nearby. I backed up against the wall at the top of the stairs..waited..a dude poked his head around at the bottom like he expected someone to be there. Then the dead dude started speaking over direct, 'why did you shoot me bro, what are you doin' man..'..i put a few shots down the stairs so old mate would keep his head down. Dead dude on the stairs kept talking, obviously keeping a bit of watch as when you die you can hit esc and it is like the mod, you can still overlook your dead body and see someones position close to it, dark or not. I heard another click clack while i was backed up at the top of the stairs, hit P and looked at the player screen, another dude loading in..so over direct i said quietly..as if by mistake..'just stay in the corner of the top room man..i got the stairs covered'..sure enough..only five seconds later on the server and three dudes had logged out. Such is the way of the hopper.

This. can confirm.

You are not trying hard enough.

except people who are drinking.

Full sprint running from a geared up guy after spawn. Stop because my char can't decide to vault a small fence so instead takes ten years to climb over it like an out of shape 90 year old with eight busted hips. After climbing said miniscule fence char decides to revault over some air, Captain combat continues to miss. Start ziggly zaggly running and manages to not get shot by horrible maniac spraying 5.56 who has watched Saving Private Ryan too much, stopped in my sprinting efforts by a 1.0 degree incline that forces me to walk. Shot 470 times. It's ok, i have my own tissues.

Arma alpha issues. Trademarked since release.

Krasno mil buildings..1 pop server. There come the hoppers.

Weather. A decent weather system extending to rough seas and wild storms where you cannot hardly walk and have to wait it out in a house or some sort of shelter.

beans..it makes the dayz world go around. how about that fine shopping on that last picture . someone must be drinking...

hey.... heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy,,slow down brah..take a breath..it's all going to be ok.

That was the moment i fell in love. Well picked :D

Excellent :)