Hetstaine

Agreed. Finding and killing people is easy, finding and interacting and surviving the meet and greet is the hard part..

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon.

lol..i hear ya. Once you are stuffed ..you are eternally stuffed it seems.

You need to tell the other million or so players and the devs what your secret is :)

Fuck. Is that the big fuel storage tanks ? Couldn't find a soul on a near full server. See above. Will try Deer stand and fuel tanks first if Experimentals are still up tonight, then change server and see how tough he is if i don't succeed.

Welcome Tincup, same boat as you with the shooters, so many for so long now that have faiedl to deliver despite the big grandiose hollywood like previews. Thank god for Dayz as my pc was getting to the point were it was going to start gathering dust. Been a good ride and hopefully will only get better:)

Every time you run past a well smash in ten to fifteen clicks. That will keep you golden. It is roughly 35-40 to get to i am stuffed if you have been thirsty for a while. My partner and i mucked around with this last night and drank until we both vomited..no matter how much we drank after the initial vomit we did not spew again, despite messages spamming saying 'i am going to vomit' We then ran from bere to near Krasno but still no more vomit. Animation looks good :D

I decided to try the shop idea and see how it would roll, looted through Balota and Cherno then ran up to the kos hub of Chernarus, Elektro, and laid the items out in the street near the high traffic area of the firestation. Of course i selected hi-vis gear for myself and kept my revolver in my pants and axe on my back ..this is how it rolled. My Outfit and customer numero uno in the background, unfortunately he was a bit of a pig and took the backpack then stuffed it with all of the food and drink leaving none for anyone else Gave him a wave and waited for the next chap or gal to waltz along This guy rolled in and proved to be most amusing, he wanted to know how the clothes explosion happened and started getting dressed. This was his style from the available choices, and having nothing to trade he told me off how the rich white men love it when the poor black men keep it real and dance, and then proceeded with what he called his roll dance. Which was most impressive. Customer three cruised in and partook in some items ..and then hung around while the roll dancer read from the jungle book.. ..and enter the music man who started dropping some groovy beats which we sedately rocked too so now being a group we decided to journey, destination the East Coast. The music man who kept our morale up suddenly snapped and started a fist fight with all three of us and after much confusion, some accidental axe carnage on roll dancer and a heap of flailing fists we had him down for the count, another minute into our run we heard the familiar 'ree! ree! reee! ' of every Friday the 13th movie ever..muso man was up and coming in rhino run form behind us for a second battle, we must have left him unconscious and he has recoverd. This time we downed him for him good , me putting a slug in his forehead to make sure. We said a few words and moved on in silence..the music had died. Onwards to Kamyshovo.. .. the sounds of music once again drift in, we again meet music man.. meet and greet and let the old wounds of death heal, we have no time to carry grievances and we need food desperately so we carry on East..Willy Nelsons On the Road Again our companion. Piss break. YMCA gets us pumping hard and loud on the run, we decide to stop and break it down..music will stave off the starvation we are now all feeling Near Sol we meet a guy who i give a can opener as he has beans..he smashes them down as we all stand starving around him.. Whilst swimming at Sol we are brutally attacked by a guy who we down, but not before he also knocks out one of our own, we tell him to stay away from the light were he says he can see a turkey feast fit for a king.. Then, like a black Jesus..he rises He tells us he knows what we have to do and we must follow him We must all die by the fire, as a group..there is no hope left for mankind. My axe kinda meets his head and then we are three, i move bowsers so as not to kill anymore and then when it blows..we realise we have been trolled by Rocket..we cannot die this way it seems. I tell the others to come to me for deliverance, i will send them to baby Jesus quickly a fitting end for the music man..he is playing a tear jerking piano piece.. i wipe my eyes and focus on his forehead, just as i pull the trigger..the service station erupts in the background..the music dies for the last time. Now it is just me..and two randoms who were sort of hanging on the outskirts..i tell one he must also be delivered to the lord and he walks up and closes his eyes, one shot and he falls in the pile The other random who had come upon the scene says he has been watching us, and what the fuck is going on you weirdos ? I tell him to send me to the place of the turkey feast and hand him my gun.

Was wondering if anoyone would pick up on that. She took her gloves off and lost her arms, the gloves are out of shot at her feet under my fists :)

Just got shot up at Svetlo on experimental, had nearly completed my fireman and helicopter outfit so i was quite annoyed..all i needed was some green pants for the heli pilot and some reddish,yellow or orangey ones for the fireman. Anyway..i spied this dude running down the street, waited for him to go in a building then stood in full view in the middle of the town square..he comes out and looks at me, he has an SKS, i have a shottie and axe on my back, hands down. I give him a high five..we are like ten metres apart. I see him raise the gun so prepare to high tail it behind the monument in the square but no, this guy pops me. Back at Sol i look for my next unique interaction.

Hopefully they do some work to the airfields in the future, as it is they are really sparse. Car parks with plenty of vehicles, light planes and helis, fire and medical infrastructure. Balota needs to be just a small civilian airfield as does Krasno. NWAF is the obvious choice for the larger civvie/military field.

Threw up in Berezino after overdrinking, freaked my partner out and then i think a zed smelled it because whilst puking i started getting raped from behind. Fun times.

I wasn't sure if it was a guy, a girl, or some weird ass photoshop ..and yes my red flowing locks are beautiful.

Shorter beards

Nice :D Unlucky on the crowbar attack !

Nice observation on the area Pants :)

Do you really think people would wait twenty minutes to server hop ? No. It defeats the whole purpose of being able to check ten servers in a minimum amount of time. 30 second logout timer is so minimum as to make little difference. I get what you said.

Do you even English ?

I feel ya man,mine was shitty as for most of the mod and i was constantly dropping out, plenty of times in high risk locations and shitty situations, but..you are going to have to take one for the team on this issue if it is ever to be seriously addressed :)

They could go even further on hoppers via loot as well. If you spawn within a certain radius of a high end loot area..just draw a circle around all barracks areas, you spawn in that circle and you see no loot for five minutes. Would they have the patience to wait five minutes every server for loot to spawn ? Or to have to at least log out a one minute speed run from the high value area, spend a minute getting to the loot , looting and then another minute getting out of the circle to go check another server. Risk goes way up for them and makes it an actual task instead of just zipping around and popping in straight on the loot or in a nice campy tree or bush near the loot.

Make it a minute and then increase it by a minute every time you change server within a short time period. If you aren't hopping ...then it won't be an issue.

Plenty of douche bags around, dump 'em and move on :)

Because you are taking away someone else's effort. They also have made that trek only to find it has been hopped by someone from another server. This is what people do not seem to get.

I get that, but in my involvment (as a forum user and gamer) in smaller games like this is that they have done pretty damn well in communicating with us end users compared to many other devs. Like Dean has said in many many interviews, forums posts and his recent ama is that it has been a big learning curve for him as well and he has made mistakes and whatnot along the way I don't know if a pr guy as such would make it any better as at least most of the info we get is from the horses mouth. Probably the best thing they could do is to consolidate everything at one place instead of spreading it out between Reddit, here, the dev blogs,twitter etc. Pick one place and do it all there.