Hetstaine

As glorious a death as one can expect.

I pray every night that they will be able to achieve a solid 30 fps across the board ..but you know..at the back of mind i just don't think it is ever going to happen. You just never know though, weirder things have happened. Moses parted the seas, Madonna shaved her armpits and the Titanic was raised..there is hope.

Crafting: Can repair clothes, weapons, and items using specialist items (such as sewing kit. I can see it now , right click sewing kit, hover over worn pants, click on sew/repair item - you have crafted acog - Pristine. Six pristine acogs appear in inventory, all clothes disappear.

Finally..finally.. a confirmation.

I just wanna know what the fuck this thing is and whether i need to use my fire axe or sks to kill it.

Instawhat ! *sputters* I will have you know mspaint is the finest of tools and this modern sorcery is not needed !

Also found the hi-vis yellow and green ones. Was on my way to making a fireman in one life but was killed still needing yellow pants.

^ I hate the mil look but if i find a good condition ballistic i wear it. Was a fan of the damaged looking bike helmet and gasmask..very steampunk stormtroopery :) Other reason is there is still a severe lack of customer facial customisation and i hate continually running into myself. Get yo shit together Rocket..were da beards at !

Spray and pray..worked for Ahnold, Chuck and Sly.

I predict many no answers. Ilike it as is..no fluffy pillows and a pat on the head..just death.

Good call.

Is it still June 2012 in here ?

Rhino ?

You will be, take eyeliner and alcohol.

I found whilst drinking my net gets slower and slower until finally it is under the table on the floor naked talking dirty to me.

Shooting eggs in the nest, that's real hunting !

So close we could nearly smell it.. ..but not a drop. Goddamnit.

This is experimental and as far as i can see, the more you log out and in in succession..the worserer/worserest time you gonna have , it shall be known as the worsening. Followed by the table flip.

my partner did also try prayer..

We tried to appease the rain gods with sardines. They scoffed and showered us with morale lowering desync.

That was just two server hops.

Berezino chimney jumps- repeatedly- Survived. Wharf crane jumps - repeatedly- Survived. House stair jumps- repeatedly- Survived Apartment leap of faith, from the roof and several windows- Survived Castle jumps- Survived Bridge jumps, Silo jumps, fighting with doors- No joy. Drinking until vomit fest then drinking for a solid minute of clicking and running around jumping off stairs- Survived. No zeds anywhere to be found for fisticuffs. Survival seems to easy when the enviroment is on ones side,or have i found the 'Ultimate Survivor' ?

With your back to the beach near Cherno or Elektro..Sun on your right coming up..boooooo gtfo. Sun on your left going down..partay taime bitches !! This is handy too..