Hetstaine

Not once you find the magical and suave clubbing shoes.. Whenever you need someone to comfort you on those long beanless nights, the apoc man is ready to partay, all night long..

Ten minute new char.. ScopeZ

Would have dropped pants and sung along.

Round 'em up, run into the Piano house, duck upstairs and wait until they idle out. Exit building leaving them all in the stairs. Svetlo, round 'em up, run to wharf area, cut the corner of the wharf tightly and run parallel to the edge, zeds all bail in the water as they cannot cut the corner. incoooooooming !

You can pretty much round up every zed in a town with this strat and dump them all inside the stairs.

alt tabbed to check here. At neaf.

Got lost in the bowels aft of the ship on a pitch black night, only saved by the stars after five or so minutes of stumbling around below decks. I didn't even realise i was on the deck until i saw the stars.

...ahhh feck dat hurts..

Like my pristine white leather nightclub shoes i found in Svetlo..i have never been so afraid of bumping into someone as i am at the moment.

Is that a cigar in your pocket..or are you just happy to see me ? Source: Your mum.

Hatchet @ .01 metres.

That's me,one attempt to get it out..then leg it when that fails.

Another airport ..yawn..more industrial..yawn.. Devs pls..

Double tap followed by double tap with any auto weapon is my rule. Whether they are falling are not the second set goes in, it's only bullets.

Any others ? For the last week or so i have only been able to find 4 or 5 DE servers with 380-500 ping.

Wow. That is scary.

You are lucky i don't have my personal Lancaster fuelled and ready to go :D

Feast or famine ? The only servers i have starved on (twice in 300 odd hours) are ones that haven't been restarted. One was an experimental that hadn't been restarted for days and another a public. I have never jumped on any other server and found no loot to the point where i have died. Sounds to me like have been unlucky in your servers ? Loot respawning. It is an always amazing constantly changing thing. This just has to be dealt with until they find the balance they are going for. In general if you know what spawns where, you are good to go..like the mod. Persistent stashes. At the moment it isn't really an issue as so many servers are dumbed down too 2, and even 1 hour restarts, It's the mod all over again already. Personally if they re-introduce tents and they stick out like they did or are as buggy as the mod, i don't want them , my opinion of course :) Zeds Obvious constant wip. Everything gets worked on at the same time by different people so i suppose whatever is finished at whatever point gets added. Thus we get more hats and shoes before the Zeds (which have only just started respawning) gets better. It's a waiting game dude, you just cannot take your char too seriously at the moment..although i do sometimes and shed a tear when a zed warps and busts my ass through a wall while i am bandaging..but dems the breaks :)

Bad timing itch, the death of many a player. You can file this one along with many other less than heroic situations..i can only put down the ones i can relate to, i am sure there are plenty more. The drunken ex text death Spilt rum death The keyboard spider Pizza chin burn What the fuck is that noise in the hallway The inconvenient yawn The man speaks the truth. Why let clothes hamper your gaming time ?

That annoying dot that keeps freaking me out will soon be kaput. Correct.If you want to accurately fire you should be in aimed anyway Rip the dot..

Base building with a stick and a two rocks to make an epic fort. Every gun in arma 3 with all attachments available as an option on machetes. Npc traders. Bricks for money. Red bricks are the best.

qft for a lot of gamers.

Footage is really and always has been the only way ..or if there is any way to find hacks and such in the logs like they used to in the mod ? Rocket said he wanted to give the server owners more freedom so i guess you will just have to wait until the team does :)

I have run for hundreds of metres only to drop dead from a guy i killed a minute before who then in turn also killed me. Make sense ? Not at all. .. welcome :D