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i'll buy that for a dollar !

wtf is that ? Werewolf in a fucking can ??

The enfield is uncanningly accurate up to 6-700 metres, wicked gun. Thanks god no one modded a silencer for it ;)

I think the number of players is enough for everyone involved with dayz to show that we all want dayz to succeed :)

Funny as :D

God i'm fukin immature..i lol'd :D ...If only it wasn't so true, i have lost count of the amount of AK's i have had to leave scattered around while people are struggling to get a hatchet. and did someone up there say crawl...crawl into Cherno ? .. If you just absolutely positively have to go to Cherno to get a gun..or Elektro, hit the place like a mad bitch on her monthlies looking for a man to scorn. Hit all of the obvious places like the fucking Flash, get in and out , dont worry about the marathon of zeds trailing you, duck , out and around buildings only stopping to pick up a gun , preferably a winnie or dinner bell and score a pistola as well if you can. Everyone disses the Mak but it will headshot as good as any other gun in the game at close range. Lead your little trail of dedicated followers to the nearest hill and pop them. You should be able to score a weapon in under two miutes once you get to the outskirts of either of these two sniping zones. Of course if your game plan is to hang around and enjoy the pvp fest then you need to go sneak mode..but crawl..fuk no. All you are doing is giving everyone a good zoomed view of your ass sweat as you prone towards a sure death.

Fro' d and ready to go bro..

Wonderful use of the word spelunking..but being that it contains the word 'nuke'..i am highly sus of your acvtivities here in this thread..

Cheers man. :)

Lesson for the day.. Sarcasm.--Sarcasm is a sharp, bitter, or cutting expression or remark; a bitter jibe or taunt usually conveyed through irony or understatement. in this case the poster was getting his point across by being sarcastic yet also ironic, when done well it is also known as Sarcony or to have been Sarc-owned.. as in..Oh that naphta..he so sarc-owned that dude on the forum the other day !

Life will keep me interested for years , most games are flash in the pan compared to that but you dont me posting ..hey ..Sunday is coming.. fuck dayz you losers ! ..so your bored of Dayz ? congratulations..now get your wintersday breast holder on and enjoy GW.

You have to find the 'bike pump of Damocles' , this will unlock the 'light of Alexandria ' achievment and thus your journey will be well lit..extremely well lit. I advise you find the 'sunnies of Stevie Wonder ' first.

Check behind the grassy knoll..there was a second shooter..

Run to some zeds and kill yourself, should take about a minute max. What would you rather..take a minute to suicide ( im already died just the funeral i been waiting for ) or hit the respawn button by mistake on a 20 day old char ?

I think Lizzy might have done ok in Dayz :)

This. Thanks Zed, you gave me a vision of Rocket on his code generating bike, reminded me of one of those old school black and white cartoons. :D

Take the tin cans the firewood and fucking bolt !!

I have no luck with the fuckers. I have found about three in over two months, scored an FN FAL at one, sfa at the other two. I am probabloy the worst guy to be posting in this thread but from what i have read the best places are in any of the open fields once you get towards the top two thirds of the map. The heli crash map seems to agree, do a search for it, it is still up everywhere on the net and the dayz wiki, but they are a random spawn.

New server :)

qft Berezino Zelenogorsk Solnichiny Pogorevka Pushtoshka Castle Zub, Rog, Devils castle Deer stands Elektro and Cherno are ok for gearing up quickly, get the basics then gtfo.There is a whole other world out there once you bail from those two sniper ghettos.

Yeh dunno, i tried the proggie for a while but it seems random, sometimes i get no servers out 1700+ , sometimes i get 6-10 sometimes i get a hundredish, sometimes i get the lot. Not bagging the proggie, it just seems very hit and miss atm. Last time i tried it a few days back i got 20 or so servers restarted it and then got 0. Six finds all the servers all the time so i will wait until Commander is a bit further along, seems nice since it has the filter options. Maybe its to do with your change log ?

i would say you shot her in the head. .. or of course some random guy shot her whilst she was unarmed with no supplies leaving you as an armed and dangerous person with goodies in your bag to just walk out into rainbows an sunshine and a chance to get payback on him .. which is more believable ?

I must be the luckiest dayz fucker out there..over two months and i haven't been killed by.. A door A rabbit A rock A tree Going prone A door Server wide script kiddie death A door Teleportation A door. i am sure my time will come..

Gawd..there is so many :D First one that jumps to mind, me and my mate looting the hospital tents/stands near Balota. He fell off one of the ladders and busted his leg while i was up one of the other ones, i said ok man..i'm coming with morph ..you fuckin tool, then just walked off the stand like an idiot, busted my legs and bled out on the ground without a bandage,

Thread title..What hasn't killed you ? :) ..but..beware the rabbit. It has killed many. True story, do a forum search. :)