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So your going with the screaming psycho theory then Milk ? ..and in any case at least you do not have any competition now for Suzy..isn't that jsut a lucky turn of events . ;)

So much win and so much fail in one thread. I am sure a lot of people here struggled...really fukn struggled to put in any sort of effort at school or give a fuck about themselves and how they come across... it really shows. Really should have shut up at the back of class and taken an interest hey chaps ? Fuk me i bet you there is a lot of teachers pulling out hair in a blind stupor on the weekends wondering why there is so many absolutely dead brained kids dribbling nonsense on the net. Congrats Rocket and crew on a getting your mod of the ground and heading towards a packaged product. Its awesome to see something come out that is not just the same old on rails shit that the game companies have been spewing out for the masses for years. Hats off man.

Nice work..best i have done is 17 i am pretty sure. Currently day 10 now and going for longer. I know what you mean about your rules. Everytime i break em i end up in a dumb situation i could have avoided.

Make that 2520 blood from a full 12000..check this post.. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/54849-racing-the-teleport-clock-to-death/

From full blood when knocked out with busted leg you will last to about 3400 blood before you wake up. Hopefully you have a bandage and some food. From 8 grand..you aint making it unless your mate is there waiting.

hey..it may have only been five seconds..but it was five seconds of awesome.

i believe it is GET TO DA CHOPPA! but thanks for the laugh :D

I have you beat. Logged in under a tree prone way above Berezino in the middle of a forest, the writing only just came up on the lower right of my screen when i heard shots and died. Was well under 10 seconds..possibly five. Clearly the guy ..i call him the never sleeping commando machine of death..saw me log out there about 15 hours before and waited for me ..gun trained on that spot for 15 solid hours, never faltering in his duty to score my coke and beanz.

How many people on server ? Depends ..sometimes Cherno is chock a block full -sometimes its a ghost town. I have been killed more in random far away locations than i have in the deathmatch cities. You can normally gear up with a new spawn ..what have you got to lose? then gtfo in a few minutes.

He will learn, everyone who gets the dew dies shortly after. Dont hoard it , drink it or pass it on.

Inb4 everyone on forum banned by battleye :D Just kidding..probably, like SystemiK said..if this works..you da man.

hey ..we got bicycles, we can swim and run and there is miles of beach..Sniper Death Triathlon 2012.

Me and my mate have aleady done the NW airfield quarter mile a few times as i am sure have a few others. It makes for a half decent racetrack ..i'm sure with a bit of lateral thinking we could set up a pretty good Death Race style race track up there, last one driving gets the beanz.

and here is the tally.. 192 % of players are just here for pvp 728 % never leave Cherno or Elektro 216 % alt+f4 rather than get die and lose their nicely crafted pixels 9876034.9 people are hacked on every twelve minutes and less everyone is a griefer everyone plus their grandma is going to stab you in the back. 100 % of mountain dew is rare .01% of most figures quoted on these forums are in fact pulled out of posters asses. 75 % of the time this post sat in limbo while i actually worked. 10 % of that work time i talked on the phone to someone who had even less of a clue about what the fuck he was doing. The remaining 15 % i imagined i was on a beach with several lesbians who had a suply of alcohol on cold ice.

Birdamn lives ! did you get a feather ? I hear if you rub it ..a magic ghillie fairy will apear and respawn your lost gear. Otherwise your fucked.. and get to start again. Pity you cannot shoot the birds..any of them could be a skiddie. Stay away from the crows.

No camparo really is it ? Assault short to medium v sniper medium to long. Everything has already been said..chuck the DMR in your backpack for scoping or longer range situations, use the ak74 for close in killing. The dmr is an awesome weapon, big mag, semi auto plus nvg usage and that nice zoom scope, lovely. Ak74 kob has a great sight, 1 shot head kills, 2 shot body, quieter than akm. With those two you are a pretty formidable survivor. The only real step up is to have the thermal ..but thats a fairly shit gun overall and i dont really care for it but thats just imo. Using your dmr on zeds is just wasting ammo though plus, like said above, you are just aggroing more with its loud factor.

Have you sen the vid with the two guys who rolled from like Kamenka to Cherno ? Insanity.

He is just pointing out the obvious. You will die a lot. There are a lot of hackers. Froiwn..really ? Oh ok , thats right ..you do magic games. Frowny frowny grin grin allakaboozkah and all that. Epic. Alright lets go.,, no gun start. No use whining about it..its a good thing, it will help you learn a lot quicker about how to aggro and non aggro zeds. Work out how the line of sight on zeds work. Running up steep hills will force them to walk and then you can zig zag run to lose them. Running around objects breaks their line of sight..trees, clumps of bushes, houses etc. Running into houses or barns forces them to walk so they are a good avenue of escape also. Run in..let them get in with you..run out the back door. Take your time and set up your controls first. There are a hundred different threads on it all over the forums, search is your friend. Learn how your backpack works. A hatchet is your most important friend when starting, quiet and lethal..your second best friend is your bandage..always have one. Always. Morhphine is critical to have , you will get a broken bone. Morphine is the only fix. Bloodbags are only good to use on other people, you can not use them on yourself so they are useless to collect unless you are in a group. Daytime means the zeds have a better range to see you..be aware of the icons on the right of screen..the ear and the eye.They show your level of being seen or heard. Food and water will not be a critical thing to pick up when starting out, neither will scrap metal, tyres or windscreens. A gun is of course handy, any pistol is a good starter especially the makerov as there is ammo everywhere plus it is reasonably quiet. A map and compass is a handy tool to have early on for navigation, matches and a knife are also essential if you want to live off the land.. This means you can kill, gut and cook your own food and not have to live off beanz or pasta which you can only get in residential areas from dead players or some dead zeds. Some things in your pack take up more than one slot, wood for example takes up two so you really need to sus out how that backpack and inventory system works. If you have watched a heap of vids and been sussing out the forum you should have picked up a heap of tips and have a general idea of how it all plays out. Elektro and Cherno are good places to gear up but high PVP spots. Once you know the layout you will be able to get geared up fairly quickly and gtfo and see the rest of Chernarus and what the game has to offer. Or you could just stagnate and deathmatch it out in Cherno or Elektro if thats your style. Doors can kill, ladders can kill, rabbits can kill, trees can kill..be careful its a dangerous place. Check my newbie survivor guide link for a quick headsup as well. Enjoy..its a pretty good mod :) ..and i doubt it will take you long to catch on, clearly you arent going to get it all right the first few times. Just dont come back in five minutes saying that no gun start sucks omfg its so hard, i have been sniped ten times in 11 lives omfg campers, everyone kills me when i run up to them with my hatchet out omfg griefed, zed broke my bonez and then i bled out after i just respawned omfg lolwut suxxorz, cant outrun zeds and i cant find a gun omfg this is shit..everything gets done to death 95 times a minute here because no one knows how forum searching or how to go back a few pages anymore. Oh yeah,,when you start take note of the writing on the right lower part of the screen, that will show you the area where you spawned so you can observe landmarks and work out where you are. edit ..just saw Alices post above. Cherno and Elektro are not that scary, just move quick and dont fuck around in the open too much. like i said above, get your basic gear and get out, places like Zeleno are a lot better to get geared up as a lot of players are deathmatching it in the coastal towns and Zeleno can be like a ghost town even on full servers.

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Bikes are fuktons better than walking ;) losing shit is part of the game. You seem emotionally attached to those Hilux's , did you just put new seat covers in or something ?

Hey they left bikes, and your pissed ? Gear..attached...dont :) I feel your pain, no really.

Oh as to spawn items ..how about some shit paper ? Anyone else sick of wiping your crack all over those spiky ferns in the forest everytime you gotta take a dump ? at least some sort of ass cream for the rash...oh lord the fucking rash !!

1 mak mag means 8 potential newb kills..thus picking up 8 more mak mags..8 steaks . plenty of bandages , and enough painkillers to trip out all the way to Berezino. Or no painkillers ? seems harsh. Either way my now 8 mak mags means i am piling them bodies up on the beach like D-days lost brother. Pretty soon i'se got meself a body bunker near Kamenka and all the steak and drink i need to keep this part of the beach for myself. You guys can have Cherno and Elektro..the ones that make it that is ;)

minus beanz.

challenge accepted, i could go a third nut. Is it odd sized though ? If it is the bigger of the two i could probably hang it in the middle whereas if it is only a wee one then i suppose it would have to go on the outside , maybe with some sort of bling attached. Played on one US server two nights in a row with one 5 hour and a 4 hour sesh..nil hacks, have played on it now for about a week with no hackage action, could be the time zone thing though as most of the euro and US kiddies are possibly in bed after their mummy has tucked them in. Wont state the server name as the skiddies will all paradrop exploding cannibal steak in or something and wreck it.