Hetstaine

Just drop a morph and axe outside..go up and take away the wire then tell them what awaits outside. Tell them you will be set up with sights on them so if either make a break for it or fail to axe the other then you shoot.

Getting a bandage just outside of Novy Sobor. Running from three zeds and came out of a bush smack bang into a deerstand , got swiped and dodged around a few trees , watching my blood drop and could not get into my gear as i now had five on me. Ran for about another 30 seconds and lost the zeds. Open gear..no fucking bandage..what a loser. 8000 blood boo. Turn around and sprint back to the barn complex just outside of Novy, aggro all of the zeds i just lost , first barn..no..2nd barn i am at 4000 and starting to get the shakes on, pasty screen, no bandage..c'mon c'mon c'mon..house near the barn , bolt in..bandage amongst some ammo. 3200 blood. Best loot i ever got. Next best would have been outrunning a bunch of guys taking pot shots at me up n/e of Berezino in the forest, running like mad through the woods, sniper and sub bullets pinging around me, dudes calling out over direct at me and each other. Ran for a few minutes, did a loop then stumbled on what must have been their tent..nvgs, rangefinders, gps,as50,dmr,cooked meat etc. Munged the meat , popped a coke took the goodies and left them my ak. I wanted to build a fire near the tent for them but didn't want to push my luck :) Still running at the moment with this guy who survived both of the above. The bandage incident was about two hours later.

Green box on ground sounds like m240 ammo.

Wiggums quote in that ep always cracked me up :D

Nobody reads the fine print do they :)

Im pretty sure you just put them in the bino slot and use whatever you have set for your binos.

I am still trying for my first 1000. Had three hundred and something with a char a little while back, sitting on 340 with my current one at day 4. I don't take any shit from zeds and make them a priority to take down. Fuckers have chased me so many times that i refuse to let them roam the countryside without fear. I wish we could drag them so we could make big piles of bodies as a warning to others :D

tents...you guys can actually place tents ?? !! How does one conjure this sorcery ? I can find tents, but never place. Ooops..i lie, i did manage to place one in the street in Elektro once. As soon as i am in the forest..noooooooooo... i must go to the towns to place tents apparently.

Just got chased and shot at for about 5 minutes by a bunch of guys up in some hills, told me to get out of their forest..man i was just trying to cook some meat :) Anyway i stumbled across a tent when i looped around and was sure i had lost them..bet you they thought i dc'd :D No chance. So the tent has 3 nvgs, 3 gps and two rangefinders, dmr (i swapped my first ever found lw85 thingy for it ) and i thought stuff it, i will take their as50 plus ammo as well. Long story short- 1 person can have 1xnvg, 1xgps and a rangefinder..next one there can have a an nvg and a gps. What i would really like in trade is a coyote but no biggie. Anyone interested just reply here and we can work it out, i will be on for another couple of hours. FREE SHIT MAN ! COME ON DOWN :D disclaimer: preferably someone who has not had these items before. DMR will be trained on head at all times ;)

Update, finally hooked up with Femme Fatale near Bor after a few unsuccessful attempts around Dolina. Was nice to meet up.. Last i saw of her she was axing a zed a question on the outskirts of Bor..safe travels Femme :)

Died once from lack of water..running like mad to a lake low on blood, bottle flashing, no food either.. bolted straight past a deer stand and had three zeds on me..couldnt stop to shoot them because i was too low to risk a hit. Fainted , bled out geeting face munched. I was totally unorganised at the time to survive properly. My mate arrived on the scene to rescue me about five minutes later but i was already a new spawn running up from Kamenka. run..run ...run.

Found mine in a tent, see first post. I think only heli sites, maybe barracks as well ? Only the second time i have had them , first set i ever had i got off a dead guy ages ago , he must have been sniped or whatever and no-one looted him..bonus :)

I love me dmr so no, how about the as50 instead ? plus 5 mags. NFK and Femme Fatale ran to the meeting spot and i lost connection, could not get into any servers, six launcher crash, internet died. wtf. Ended up everytime i joined a server my net would drop out just as i got setup completed screen, weird as. Stuffed around for two hours and now i need my net man to come and sort the pos out, running of my phone hot spot atm. So anyway i have kept the promised goodies for Femme and NFK who went to the trouble to run from Kamenka (Femme) and North of Krasno airfield for NFK..and i was a no show.sheesh. Sorry guys, pm'd you both and hope we can meet so i can hand over the goodies :)

I have a couple of people pm'ing me atm but first in best dressed :)

Thats a two way street though..the normal players will hardly be able to get in unless they are in a clan, and a lot of people dont clan up.. Certain admins would only let clan mates plus a few noobs for sport in etc plus the passwords will get around like wildfire in a short time anyway. There has to be a different way. Anyone would think arma is the only hacked game getting around. Hacking killed fair game in CoD and the likes back in 2004. It was a joke not long after release and it still sells like mental anyway. A group i was in for about a year gave up not long after United Offensive was released , even on PW servers wallhacks etc were rife. The game just went to total shit, before the hackers fucked it, it was pretty good online experience. Admin needs more rights as it stands at the moment , but us guys reporting hackers need to help them out with some actual data, not all this ..omg i was teleported, thunderdomed, shot from stary while i was in cherno. Hack posts without any name screenshots are just clutter.

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My day is complete , you dont know how much you miss a d until it goes :)

..its ok...there is still a few of us who will catch that baby before it hits the floor an pops all over the har tile floor. Fuck this ...i am stealing the receptionists keyboar so i can get my opposite b action back.

Lol..you are all over it man ;) It was either Hetstaine or Mustfiel ..Hetstaine ha a particular ring about it . Sorry i am missing my opposite b letter.

Whats the rest ..well..any of your current specs ? The game seems to run goo (sorry i am missing the key) from a gtx 270 upwar s. epen ing (holy crap) on your cash flow an wether you want to max it out or are happy with me ium ( jesus !) graphics. A gtx460 an up will run it on full settings as long as your other components are mi range ( i5 ish, 4gb ram, 600w psu). Ati i am not sure of :) Hint ..missing keyboar letter is opposite b.

Epic threa of fail has been delivered though. Fuk my button is farke ARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! how am i to write wor s like ickhea or ayz ? wth. i gotta buy me a new keyboar .

You must not frequent too many forums then :) There are a lot that are moderated very well. I believe the moderation here is lax on purpose to get maximum response from every type of player be it 10 years old and lacking any sort of forum ettiquette up to some octogenerian type tapping with one one finger whilst waggling his other finger at the screen...ooooohhhh you little rapskallions ! Btw ..QQ Contrary to popular belief, QQ is not a set of crying eyes. It actually originated with the advent of Warcraft II. On battlenet, you could press ALT+Q+Q to immediately exit the match and program. Thus the term "QQ" was to tell people to just quit because they are unskilled. The term later developed and lost it's origin and is usually mistaken as crying eyes. QQ doesnt even look like crying fucking eyes anyway, if anything it is weirdly positioned nipples :D

seen it heaps.

I haven't even killed anyone with my dmr , i just use it to check shit out..military bases/tents = military hardware. I dont waste my time desperately craving an as50..but i would like to see one just once...not just hear the crack of a shot from 500 metres away into my eye socket. Thankfully the map is not American based..imagine the hardware then..we would be whining about the lack of food and why does every house have an assortment of 30 rifles and 50 handguns but no fukn beanz ! ;)

Go give him some then :)