Hetstaine

Get inland.

Keep on crawlin man ! you have come so far, now is not the time to give up hope ! May the beans with you on this mini epic journey :beans:

How can you possibly dis this... Colin Farrell is one of Ireland's best rising stars in Hollywood and abroad today. His film presence has been filled with memorable roles that range from an inwardly tortured hit man, to an adventurous explorer, a determined-but-failing writer, and the greatest military leader in history. He should be called Awsome of awesomness Farrell. The man is clearly a god, nay..a god of gods..possibly The God. <sarcasm>

So if a couple bandits pair up and spam bloodpack each other i imagine that will raise their humanity.

i await with baited breath the many directions this thread may possibly take.

We were considering you until we realised you dont speak Nepalese Latin..sorry. That being said, if you dont have broken bones ( even if you do you can spam crouch the stairs to get up which i am sure you know ) you should be able to get enough food out of Devils Castle to pump your health right back up :)

still neck and neck..winnie 124 v 123 for the dinner bell. I will take the winnie any day owing to the load time on the lee and i am only holding on to the winnie until i get an AK Kob anyway.

6 x M136s with 8 rounds each 2x A10s and 1 M119-A1 howitzer , nothing duped or hacked..i found it legit in Elektro and have no use for it.

Why ..do you want take away the chance that your stuff may be taken thus taking away that aspect of the game for yourself ?

Would love to see an FPSDoug review of this game :D Me and my partner have had a few mornings were we have woken up flogged out after a 4- 6 hour session we call it the ' Dayz hangover '

All good , i'm glad we could manage to have differing opinions without it falling into the standard forum deathmatch of trying to out meme each other :)

He is offering help for those may want it. You tell him waste of time... minus beanz.

This. People never learn about the unholy Dew Do a steam verify integrity of cache and a steam defrag of files maybe ? Or have you got it fixed already ?

Zedsdeadbaby must be asleep. C'mon dude where are you ?

Yep all cool. Plus there is a lot more things that could be done with it Like i said in an earlier post ..the dog could end up becoming one of the most useful tools in game but also be restrictive as you also have to keep it's health and stamina up alongside your own. Will definitely make those long runs a lot more interesting too..plus i would imagine if you dont want a dog..then just shoot the fucking thing. Dog complaint in game sorted.

Fuck me ..this forum seems to have attracted every person in the english speaking world who cannot actually understand english. Everyone is sick of hearing the Alpha thing ..but really. Thats what it is.Read Ironman Tetsuos quopte again..now repeat it until it sinks in. Add break..wreck it..fuck with it..wreck it again..change it..find out what is workable and what is not..keep on fucking with it. Your not playing a polished build and should expect it to be half fucked and sometimes unplayable. Thing is it got popular..real fucking popular and people got drawn into it, they think it is a full game and get hissy when it gets broken, they hit a comfort zone and then a curve ball is thrown and whine before they have even seen how it will all pan out. Unlucky. If Rocket was just continually polishing what we currently have the game would get old real quick. If he puts in flying fucking washing machines then we know he is off track and questions should be asked about the direction, but implenting dogs and people have no idea why ? Really ? If you dont like Alpha testing (which is all you are doing) then wait for the beta next year. You also said about fixing bugs. Do you keep up to date here before you start typing away ? Many of the major bugs are Arma related and will not be fixed whilst in alpha on this engine. Rocket has stated this many times and it has been reposted many more times for the people who cant take the time to read before they post their gripes. Hint- the standalone version will also be in alpha and will still have more shit added , taken out, shit broken,bugs added graphics glitching and be unplayable at times Its more than likely going to be a long slow road.

m1911 is a 1 shot zed kill weapon..they must be missing :)

Meh..therer is a lot of pvp , we as a small group dont do it and still meet people we either help or just let pass..obviously helps when you are not solo and have a few more eyes scanning but even playing solo i manage to interact with at least half of the people i meet without getting shot. Maybe its because we never play regular servers ?

Im looting the receptionists draw for pens atm.

i have been killed in Berzino once in nearly three months, compared to the deathmatch towns it is paradise.

Coke over pepsi..franks and beans over beans or pasta..the sardines make a nice break though.

TL DR crew..what are you doing in this thread ? ..wall of text posters..same. ;) Broke one of my rules..don't run around in the middle of fuckbutt nothing shooting every moving thing like a happy gun retard when you are miles from a hospital and have no morphine. Me and my other half were just West of NW airfield when we last logged. Our mate was all the way over above the NE airfield..so we decide to hook up in roughly the middle at Gvzodno We have empty water bottles and no other drink so decide to quickly hit Petrovka and see if we cant get a coke. I spot a deerstand on the way and head in..fairly open field so i pop one with the dmr, agrro a few of them , switch to my 1911 pop the rest. Head to the stand and hear another zed real close, turn around and smack..crack..broken bone etc. Cap him and crawl off to the deerstand , no joy, crawl to the tree line. 8000 odd blood, eat a steak. Now i know chances of morph are sfa but my partner heads to Petrovka for a look , my mate is pissing himself laughing over ts because he knows i have noobed out. I ask if he has morph, yeh of course i have you tool he says..i will meet you in about 15-20.We are chatting while listening to her say no..no..nil anything. So we tell her to head down to Grishino and have a dekko (look). My mate shouts out suddenly ..piss off you stupid zed ! ..bang bang bang..oh fuck off ! I ask what is goin on (it was about 20 seconds of shooting and him carrying on like he was being ass raped. He tells me he came over a small rise straight into a stand and cleaned up five zeds ..last one busted his legs..*snicker* My partner is like ..well i cant shoot for shit- she really cant- but at least i can run..i tell my mate to sort himself and keep coming. Then i hear..Ummmmmm dude..i got no fucking morph ! Wait..what? you said you had morph ?? Yeh well..i always do..but i aint got shit it seems ! It starts to rain..i lol. My partner says she is upping her search mission to include 2 x morphine and some painkillers because we are making her head hurt, she is heading towards Grishino. He is at Black Mountain..eastern side and i have now crawled to about a midpoint between Devils Castle and NW airfield..hoping i may get lucky and get a morph spawn there. Still it rains. So we chit chat about how awesome our latest adventure is going and general bullshit..crawl crawl crawl. My partner heads to Devils Castle hoping for a random spawn. She gets hit by zeds ( she really is a shit shot ) and runs inside and bandages ..we ask if she is actually shooting at them or just pointing the gun and making pew pew noises..next thing we hear from her is... ohhh fuck! Ummm guys...i just fell off the stairs in the castle..wait up..i,m gonna make it.....'Parker is dead' comes up on screen..me and my mate hold back laughter pretty hopelessly. Yep im dead she says..really ? we say. She spawns at Kamenka. Destination Cherno hospital. About 15 minutes later i make the Castle, my mate was crawling around Gvozdno when he decides to turn around and heads for Berezino lol..i start spam crouching the stairs into the castle ..find her body just inside..grab some food for my starving out char and then get comfy for the long wait. Hey where are you girl.. Near the Cherno hospital Parker is dead. Where are you now? Spawned at Elektro.. Sweet ..do a mad hospital run and head up.. Parker is dead Outside Cherno Parker is dead Komarovo..running to Cherno.. Hey ! i found my other dead body !! Parker is dead. Ok i am at some place called ..oh fuck i didnt catch it...shovy.. soliy or something .wait up..i see a light..yay its a torch! Maybe they have morphine!! Parker is dead My mate makes Berezino..cant see shit because of the graphic glitches. He calls it for the night logged out in the treeline. I have spam crouched up and down the castle and i am now losing blood..wtf..my medical icon is flashing and i am at 6500 odd and dropping fast. I eat a tin of food, drink a coke, take some painkillers..nada. Last resort i eat my only antibiotics i have seen in ages..been hanging on to them for a long time since my last char got sick and i could not find any. Still losing blood..this whole time my partner is telling me to bandage..i am not bleeding though i say ! I bandage..blood loss stops. Fuck. She suggests spam crouching popped my broken bone out of my leg.. Parker is dead. I aggro some zeds and go down shooting with my 1911. I spawn at Komarovo..my partner spawns outside Cherno..i tell her to wait in a bush. I run through Cherno grab some beans and drink, not one morph in the tents or the hospital..all tins and bandages. We run to Elektro,,same..no morph,,tins ,bandages, epipens and painkillers. We head up to Devils Castle, stop near a Guglovo heli wreck and score an m14 aim and fnfal..run run run..finally make the Castle, both our dead chars are still there we grab our gear, nvgs,gps etc. We log at the castle..still no morph. 6 hour and 20 minute session. After all of that we are about ten minutes away from our original starting spot..with the same gear :) Was a pretty cool sesh with not really a lot happening.

I always do and generally you get at least 1 thats is stacked full of stuff,,this time both hospitals and the medic tents had cans,bandages or painkillers spawned around tha box so needed to be lotted first and then we would have had to wait for the respawn. Sometimes i will fully loot a drop the stuff outside so the bext guy who comes along get a fresh spawb but most of the time i just cruise on and find the next spot hoping for the goodies. Ouch. Indeed.

Dont get attached to your gear..dont get attached to your gear..dont get attached to our gear. I don't. But then i got this guy who has been alive for a while now, he went for his first bicycle ride, swapped it for an ATV someone left parked in a fence in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Has journeyed to all four corners of the map with minimal gear. Just enough to hunt and eat and take out a few zeds here and there. We have built up a repetoire me and him, we understand each other, we know what we ae doing. He knows not to go near the bone breaking rabbits, he isn't greedy and doesnt lootcamp, he takes what is available and moves on. He spies on others from the bush and lets them go by in their own fashion. He avoids rocks and ladders if he can., he never swims past his waist. He is a good sort. So i trekked him to Berzino , time to trade in the AKM ,hopefully, and upgun a bit. Lying prone for a bit he spies out the military camp. All quiet..no zeds. Crouches in silently, first tent..AK74 Kobra, nice..drops the AKM. Next tent, GPS, lovely ..never had one in many months. Third tent ,bandages. Fourth tent..DMR ! Sweet, have not even seen one of these in all of the months i have been playing. He has to dump some gear to fit it into the Alice pack , shuffles some stuff around and is happy with the end result. Water bottle dmr and mags in the Alice, morph, ak mags, painkillers and beans on me. He decides he would like a bigger pack, Berezino..might as well hit the shops and apartments and have a dekko (look). Before that he runs away into the forest line and susses out the new hardware, gps is cool, trendy even. Sitting in the treeline he pulls out his shiny new gun. 2 x 20 mag clips, more than enough. Sighting down the scope a new world is revealed from afar , what a cool toy. He spends ten minutes just looking around, changing position , sighting zeds. Lines one up and pops off a shot.Shot goes long, next shot is short, next round the zed collapses. Going to take some practice this thing, plenty of time for that. Ok time to go look for Coyote. Down into Berezino again, into the apartments, nothing i need except some beans that i hoe down on and crack a can of coke, i fucking hate pepsi. Into the shops, apparently they were having a watch sale here because they are everywhere. I know there is a deerstand nearby so i head up to it , getting sleepy now and could not be bothered fucking around too much more so i take out the zeds around it and clamber up..could it be ..well fuck me, a Coyote backpack. I never have any joy at these deerstands and now i find a Coyote just when i need some more space. I climb back down , run a short distance to a small bush, drop my Alice pack, Look around..i look down at the alice..wavering..fuck..i feel naked without it. Dash back full sprint to the deer stand , climb the ladder, look down at the Coyote....session lost...what ..no.. No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. click click click click. Back to six launcher, load the server..wait wait wait wait wait..load load load load..sweat sweat sweat..stars..blackness..i'm back in. Still in the deerstand..no Coyote..no anything. Check my gear. No backpack. Poo. Climb down and run to my bush..no Alice pack. My eye twitches. I stay crouched for a minute ..he remembers the feel and weight of the DMR , the lovely view down the scope. He sniffles a bit , wipe his nose, crouch runs off into the treeline, avoids a rabbit and settles under a big fir tree. A smile creases his face, then he laughs. Damn..so close. The adventure must continue though, he must find another DMR ..and a Coyote, and another water bottle. He pops his last coke for the night, mungs on some pasta and gets ready to rest. It starts to rain.

Still have not seen another Coyote since this thread :)