Hetstaine

Chances are 99.92 % that breast in dialed on your daily eye threat alert.

First it is a just a simple trade..then comes the anger..welcome to the curse of the dew.

Like said above , has been posted many times that This.

Yep found them less than 50 metres apart before, fairly rare though. Good score :)

Least you got wheels man :)

I used to go to Cherno, sit on the outskirts of the apartments throw enough flares to light up the whole Northern side of the town then hide in a bush and watch the faces at the windows peering out Amazing how a few pretty lights could lock down a place and you never needed to fire a bullet.

You cruise in that room and leave your back to an open door ? Duuuuuuude.

Dont be lazy. Look at the version # . Your eyes are not just there to look at breasts, they are also for gaming. Be good to your mum.

I could not imagine the dev crew still supporting this version of the mod..it would be like working on your horse carriage when you just parked a shiny new big block Camaro in your garage.

i only got teleported to a freezing cold beach at night with a broken leg..your teleport was like the time i found 20 dollars on the way to the shops as a kid in comparison. The only bad thing was when i put the 20 in my pocket it refused to dupe.

Would you like a ride in my car Mr Elite ?

Minus Beanz. Pretty dam sure everyone ..vet as you say- or noob knows that hacking is the number 1 issue with the mod and has been for a while. Most also know that it is not really going to be adressed until standalone so it is what it is atm. A hacker complaints sub forum would be a nice change though.

I had this last night, soon as i saw the Alice message i esc-abort. Joined a different server and was in my proper spawm location. Doesn't your char update to the hive every 60 seconds or so ?

I'll have some of whatever your smoking :) 40-50 $ , i will never pay for that pay for monthly stuff, no matter how good.

Its a hack..dont alt f4..its become a habit i think for too many people. Ctrl alt del or alt tab and shut it down.

Good to see he is still enthusiastic about his dream :)

We are up near NE airfield , logged out last night under a tree together. We were on1.7.2.4 but i have the patch ready to go when i get home, interested to see this humanity thing..now here's the deal, we live in seperate houses so i can get some Dayz in , do some shit and get back under the tree and she will never know i was 'absent' ;) but if i update then log in and spawn at the beach..lose all of my shit,,she knows i have a DMR , M14 AIM , GPS and NVG's plus finally a Coyote we raided at a tent at Devils Castle last night..we have been cruising alive for about 3-5 days now (char time) ..when we jump on together next time then she will be like.. Her- hey wtf..why you got different shit and whats with that fancy new fucking shirt huh ! Me- But maam..i really dont know... Her- Booshit boy,,you been playin without me huh..n that means..you aint playing wit me ! Me- But you know this game is as buggy as shit..its ALPHA baby.. Her- You been runnin all roun' this map like a damn man whore sumbitch ! Dont tell me you aint been shootin shit up and bleedin all over the place and checking out them other survivor chicks ! Dont even tell me that shit ! etc etc.. ..chances are what ..50/50 ? i spawn in as a fresh char on the beach with jack shit, have to end up staying up for ages trying to find a DMR and other assorted goodies kill myself a quick 200 odd zeds to get my score back up..she always checks the console to see where we are on the board in game..then run back to our tree..or i just wait another couple of days until we jump on together (and possibly both spawn at the beach and lose our shit anyway ) ..this could possibly be a life decision here lads :D

No worries man :) Glad to share some smiles. It is actually quite unnerving how good her culinary skills are, sammiches is only the tip of the iceberg :) Just to update..Poll was sort of inconclusive..pills in food won and since i did not want to OD her on some random antibiotic leftovers in the cupboard i just fired up 1.7.2.4. As soon as i entered game on our usual vet server US 1174 i got the message 'One of those days Alice, pow to the moon' hit esc - disconnect straight away. Only 1 other person in game too lol. Next server i wandered down to Berezino..the whole town was on fire so i headed back up to our tree near NE airfield, scored a m4a3 ccco at the airfield tower and stashed it in my backpack with my m14 aim.DMR'd a few zeds for sits n giggles and crept back under the tree and called it a night. Will try the 1.7.2.5 with her tonight and see how we go. Cheers for the votes anyway chaps..i was tempted and probably lucky i survived the hackers.

Being a huge fan of the very fine and nicely curvacious things that wander our spinning rock and having also now seen the day of the once common Coyote pack come and go .. this is the most insightful post so far on the topic. As for that Troll Compendium it is fastly reaching its need to be updated status, but in a generalisation it is probably not a terrible summary.

Seen it heaps. Been to so many empty stands that i started not even bothering about them for awhile, then my mate and icheck one and it has a double spawn, an M16 something or other with a silenced mp of some sort under it with ammo. Left them for the next dude.

Its a scary world out there for the ladies indeed.

Damn. You guys are harsh :)

Jokes ..on the interwebz ? Surely you jest.

Thankyou for the beans sir.. although i do assure this could be a critical choice relating to my matress polka action for the weekend :D

Well she needs a Coyote ..but they seem as rare as big foot shit , taken us weeks before we stumbled on the one i have now. She is decently geared up otherwise, winnie (her fave) cz550 and an Alice with enough gear. I wonder if she would consider Morphine a present ? Thanks for the Youporn and shaved dog votes as well so far guys..you are inspiring confidence in my choice ;)