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Hetstaine

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  1. No worries man :) Glad to share some smiles. It is actually quite unnerving how good her culinary skills are, sammiches is only the tip of the iceberg :) Just to update..Poll was sort of inconclusive..pills in food won and since i did not want to OD her on some random antibiotic leftovers in the cupboard i just fired up 1.7.2.4. As soon as i entered game on our usual vet server US 1174 i got the message 'One of those days Alice, pow to the moon' hit esc - disconnect straight away. Only 1 other person in game too lol. Next server i wandered down to Berezino..the whole town was on fire so i headed back up to our tree near NE airfield, scored a m4a3 ccco at the airfield tower and stashed it in my backpack with my m14 aim.DMR'd a few zeds for sits n giggles and crept back under the tree and called it a night. Will try the 1.7.2.5 with her tonight and see how we go. Cheers for the votes anyway chaps..i was tempted and probably lucky i survived the hackers.
  2. Being a huge fan of the very fine and nicely curvacious things that wander our spinning rock and having also now seen the day of the once common Coyote pack come and go .. this is the most insightful post so far on the topic. As for that Troll Compendium it is fastly reaching its need to be updated status, but in a generalisation it is probably not a terrible summary.
  3. Hetstaine

    Hmm, dearstands

    Seen it heaps. Been to so many empty stands that i started not even bothering about them for awhile, then my mate and icheck one and it has a double spawn, an M16 something or other with a silenced mp of some sort under it with ammo. Left them for the next dude.
  4. Its a scary world out there for the ladies indeed.
  5. Damn. You guys are harsh :)
  6. Jokes ..on the interwebz ? Surely you jest.
  7. Thankyou for the beans sir.. although i do assure this could be a critical choice relating to my matress polka action for the weekend :D
  8. Well she needs a Coyote ..but they seem as rare as big foot shit , taken us weeks before we stumbled on the one i have now. She is decently geared up otherwise, winnie (her fave) cz550 and an Alice with enough gear. I wonder if she would consider Morphine a present ? Thanks for the Youporn and shaved dog votes as well so far guys..you are inspiring confidence in my choice ;)
  9. Just out and about in rl she is one of those weird ones man..hot and plays games, so probably should not give her too much man grief, hence the poll ;)
  10. Hetstaine

    BattleEye Ruined My Game

    You again ??!! i thought i lost you when i chucked a left at facebook and ran down past pc gamer..dammit !
  11. Hetstaine

    BattleEye Ruined My Game

    Battle Foot.
  12. Hetstaine

    Script restrictions?

    hmmmmmm...script restrictions.
  13. That was possibly the scariest hour and a bit on the forums, luckily we had all of those script restriction posts to keep us all going..phew. Now get rid of that fucking bike Inception ! ..Jaysus. h keehrist lad, think of the damn community !!
  14. Hetstaine

    BattleEye Ruined My Game

    Luckily this is the first time i have ever read this otherwise i would be calling fake.
  15. Hetstaine

    Script Restriction #87?

    No one else is getting any script restriction errors. Just you man.
  16. Just wondering. All these posts one under the other just have me curious.
  17. Yeah..i either leave them at heli wrecks or pick them up just to waste the zeds around the heli and then throw them away. Ak74 kob any day of the week, shit i would even take the akm and i dont even really like it that much..hell damn..i would rather have two maks! WELL SHIT ME..YOU COULDNT GIVE ME THAT DAMN THING IF IT WAS COVERED IN LESBIANS!! ..hey ..wait up..
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    Temp fixed battleye problem...

    server has crashed.
  19. i also care about your bike..but i think it was more than likely the actual cause. I think the fine print may read something like ... script restriction #90 through #98 see Inception invalid Bike rule= kick all. The weight of the community is on your head Inception ;)
  20. apaprently there is script restriction error. First i have heard of it.
  21. Hetstaine

    The wave of script restrictions...

    what was that Lrgee ? Didnt quite get it the first 5 times ...keep on clicking dude..
  22. wait up..make that only 10 posts on the first page..are you guys blind or just never been to a forum before ? ..
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    hmmm radio's?

    Are they in game ?
  24. Hetstaine

    TEAM rocket, Are you there?

    1. Forum is majorly unmoderated. 2. Bug forum is a few more down.
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