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Trigonometry..doesnt get it. Just keep shootin em Trig..it's what your good at.

Only time i could never bandage my mate was because my bandage was not on my tool belt but in my backpack ..tell him to check and make sure he has it in his toolbelt or he will not see the bandage option when rolling his mouse.

Funny content ..terrible playing :D Would have ben an easy save..1 guy covering and 1 guy fixing up the noob on the floor ;)

I believe puberty was hacked weeks ago.

I have no pity for the now rag headed kos players :

comsider ? whaaat..

I comsider myself fairly lucky..3 months and i have only had 3 hacks affect my gameplay, 1 of them was our usual vet server and when i joined there was only 1 other person on, so they must getting bored on high pop servers as well. Camping zero pop servers..what a life lol. Still have not been hack killed yet though so yehaah :D Guess i am quicker on the esc-abort than they are on finalising my death.

Is that like a fake toaster that sits in the kitchen and never actually cooks or pops the toast while you wait getting ever more angry to the point of hunger driven insanity ? What happened to the real toaster ? Is it fully camo'd in the cupboard in the hallway cooking endless loaves of bread that nobody will ever get the chance to eat ? what the fuck goes on here Decoy ?? Where is the real fucking toaster man ??!!

Chances are 99.92 % that breast in dialed on your daily eye threat alert.

First it is a just a simple trade..then comes the anger..welcome to the curse of the dew.

Like said above , has been posted many times that This.

Yep found them less than 50 metres apart before, fairly rare though. Good score :)

Least you got wheels man :)

I used to go to Cherno, sit on the outskirts of the apartments throw enough flares to light up the whole Northern side of the town then hide in a bush and watch the faces at the windows peering out Amazing how a few pretty lights could lock down a place and you never needed to fire a bullet.

You cruise in that room and leave your back to an open door ? Duuuuuuude.

Dont be lazy. Look at the version # . Your eyes are not just there to look at breasts, they are also for gaming. Be good to your mum.

I could not imagine the dev crew still supporting this version of the mod..it would be like working on your horse carriage when you just parked a shiny new big block Camaro in your garage.

i only got teleported to a freezing cold beach at night with a broken leg..your teleport was like the time i found 20 dollars on the way to the shops as a kid in comparison. The only bad thing was when i put the 20 in my pocket it refused to dupe.

Would you like a ride in my car Mr Elite ?

Minus Beanz. Pretty dam sure everyone ..vet as you say- or noob knows that hacking is the number 1 issue with the mod and has been for a while. Most also know that it is not really going to be adressed until standalone so it is what it is atm. A hacker complaints sub forum would be a nice change though.

I had this last night, soon as i saw the Alice message i esc-abort. Joined a different server and was in my proper spawm location. Doesn't your char update to the hive every 60 seconds or so ?

I'll have some of whatever your smoking :) 40-50 $ , i will never pay for that pay for monthly stuff, no matter how good.

Its a hack..dont alt f4..its become a habit i think for too many people. Ctrl alt del or alt tab and shut it down.

Good to see he is still enthusiastic about his dream :)

We are up near NE airfield , logged out last night under a tree together. We were on1.7.2.4 but i have the patch ready to go when i get home, interested to see this humanity thing..now here's the deal, we live in seperate houses so i can get some Dayz in , do some shit and get back under the tree and she will never know i was 'absent' ;) but if i update then log in and spawn at the beach..lose all of my shit,,she knows i have a DMR , M14 AIM , GPS and NVG's plus finally a Coyote we raided at a tent at Devils Castle last night..we have been cruising alive for about 3-5 days now (char time) ..when we jump on together next time then she will be like.. Her- hey wtf..why you got different shit and whats with that fancy new fucking shirt huh ! Me- But maam..i really dont know... Her- Booshit boy,,you been playin without me huh..n that means..you aint playing wit me ! Me- But you know this game is as buggy as shit..its ALPHA baby.. Her- You been runnin all roun' this map like a damn man whore sumbitch ! Dont tell me you aint been shootin shit up and bleedin all over the place and checking out them other survivor chicks ! Dont even tell me that shit ! etc etc.. ..chances are what ..50/50 ? i spawn in as a fresh char on the beach with jack shit, have to end up staying up for ages trying to find a DMR and other assorted goodies kill myself a quick 200 odd zeds to get my score back up..she always checks the console to see where we are on the board in game..then run back to our tree..or i just wait another couple of days until we jump on together (and possibly both spawn at the beach and lose our shit anyway ) ..this could possibly be a life decision here lads :D