Hetstaine

sigh.

Dear Rocket , please stop getting your wig plucked. Oh, and we love the porno sunnies. My tent doesnt work and i am wagging life and duping beanz and makarovs atm becaue of you.Can you please talk to us more because we are lonely. Since you have been away Chernarus has turned into battle of the wookie snipers and my mum says i am not allowed to play with men who wear grass on their face. Can we have a whipper snipper in the next patch please. Also is PAX near Cherno ?

Knowing Rocket, heatpacks will now be the rarest item in game ;)

Wipe it. Put everyone on the coast. 0 humanity for all. Servers do not load chars into game until every server is full...3...2...1 FUCKING RUN FOR THE AXE !!!

lol. Wait up..i will airdrop a crate in for you directly. Would you like some depleted uranium ammo for that as well or just the standard stuff ? Hurry up, timers on.. i have a tight schedule with a fuckton of orders son.

Global Ban #3065 [ 20.08.2012 • 11:20 ] Recently many users have contacted us regarding this specific ban. We've investigated the problem and found that it's simply caused by a fake hack that is in fact a cd-key stealer. It also overwrites the user's actual cd-key with a banned one resulting in this very ban ID (the actual cd-key is not banned due to this). This news post will be removed shortly as there is no point in mentioning such things. After all it's the cheaters' fault for getting themselves banned like that.

Another possibly useless poll. Seems most all hate the skiddies..but not really. We do not like being killed by them, but everyone loves the weapons crates. Common argument for the taking weapons is 'Rocket said..yada yada'. Best comeback i have seen was a recent one after some dude wanted to know if he should take weapons from a crate ( hint, he already did anyway ) .. comeback by Sticker704 was.. ' I'm just waiting for the next post saying 'I got killed by a sniper - fuck this game' which i thought was pretty fucking fitting :) So whats the deal, you like the pros but hate the cons..is it too much of a grey area because the skiddies have put a layer of icing on top of their shit cake and the icing is nice but the shit tastes like shit ? Cue debate for the good skids versus the insta kill skids. My vote, just so it is out there is they can all take a jump :) Not interested in the hacked in weapons, i can find my own thank you very much. Keep your thunderdome, it's not why i am playing Dayz, had enough of small map fps games that i don't need a Dayz version pushed on me. Cue secondary debate about duping (not part of this topic) or the game is not fair because a rock ate my char and i have to start again , boofuckinghoo. Cue third debate, but i just cannot get anywhere because everyone else is so geared and its not fair, see the boofuckinghoo part.

The scary moments like that are cool and can be done without any scripting like you said, just a bit of imagination.

Me too..now i want a strawberry flavoured ciggy ftw. Indeed. It really only comes down to that. Plus i like the owl.

I have seen this guy around a bit [soS]XWSAW , i will not be playing on those servers that show any of the SoS guys anymore then. edit: Nice work :)

Have a lively debate, maybe plant a seed, get people thinking differently i know i know..but anyway. The skids have more power than the legit community does at this point in game. Not because they can kill you at any time but because they offer the good toys and people fall all over themselves to get hold of the best gear, even when planted by the ones they will foam at the mouth at here on the forums because they just got teleported and died. Fucking hackers are ruining this game !! OOOOOhhh look..a weapons crate ! Sure its just a game, but i bet the skids are laughing their asses of everytime they see a rage thread about someone getting tele'd or domed..Heys guys check it.. another kegit user got killed with his as50 tws,G36, nvgs and rangefinder. Lest spawn some more crates and keep them happy sniping.

Fuck you Mountain Dew.

Oh yeh i love these threads too.. they're awesome.

You need to use this comeback to every 'i found a crate thread'.

I am yet to die by either..the mighty door , the rock of doom or the tree of pain..how fucking lucky am i in roughly four months of playing :D

My first goal was simply survive as long as i can , made 20 plus days on my longest lived char and died to a tractor explosion. Next goal was 1000 zeds but i kept on dying somehwere around the 400 odd mark. Probably doing laps of the nw field on my bike did not help that goal but hey, one cannot wander the fields endlessly simply cooking cows. Next goal was to keep the Dew alive. The Dew laughed at me and threw me into the quarry. Current goal is me just fucking around building a tent city full of legit items.I was going to make it in some big open field in the shape of a letter Z but the tent dupe thing fucked that idea so i moved to the hills and i am making a bellend. Anyone want some beans ? i got fucking heaps.

It will still record the teleport but if your quick you can save your char :)

http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?83678-How-do-you-do-the-quick-side-step

Do some basics first. Make sure you have up to date drivers for your card and mobo. Shut down background processess/ uneeded services..check here at Blackvipers and read the section regarding your OS.. http://www.blackviper.com/ scroll down to this section Windows Services ~ Includes complete explanations of each service and advice on which services you can safely disable. If you have a lower end system you are going to need to run it lean so do some reading at that site, it will gain you frames as well as boost your system overall..plus its good fucking knowledge if you do not know how to tweak your rig :) For a decent looking arma experience i would recommend at laest a 3.0 ghz processor and nothing under a gtx460 from nvidia or an hd6850 from the ati camp. Win32 and 4gig ram will suffice. This should give you pretty much maxed settings with a trim rig without any overclocking and will not cost a bucket load. You do not need to shell out a packet on a mobo as there are plenty of cheap capable ones on offer these days.

In exchange for beanz i would be happy if i could just join my server :D But yes..i see much hilarity ensuing when dogs are thrown into the mix...the vids should be priceless :)

..its gonna be awesome ;)

I don't want any dogs logging anywhere near me.

Because there is always someone who comes along and tries to tell people how cool dogs are versus cats.

Rocket tried out the Oculus Rift. He now has a square cakehole. I am slightly excited for what this may mean. See the announcements section.

It's a harsh and beanless world for op..i hovered..but did i want to be the first in this thread, did i really ?