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You must have saved the bicycle at your tents , server restart kept the save point but threw you some crazy motorised off road two wheel action instead of having to slum it with pedal power and an eternally sweaty crack . Enjoy it while it lasts :)

Correct, a new pitched tent will save only ONCE. We can manage to ge a bicycle or bike saved randomly, seems to save after the first restart but disappears to spawn after the next restart again so fucknose on that. Could not be bothered to fix a vehicle at this stage though.

You had me at secular humanist.

There will be no leftovers Lauren, i shall be there at 6.00 pm sharp with my bean spoon..i don't do dishes though so if you have a fireplace we could just do it greekstyle and smash the crockery when we are finished. If you would like i can also bring some of that deliciously fresh and naturally unfiltered Lake Prud water.

Teleported last night after getting a legit dmr from a heli wreck. Running with a m1911 and a ftw winnie atm :D

If you do this and dont get footage, i will have you found and shot.

Start here... http://www.dayzpvp.com/ultimate-dayz-graphics-settings-and-tweaks-guide/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/84442-this-is-my-story-how-i-managed-to-solve-performance-and-artifact-issues/page__hl__optimization http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/28160-guide-how-to-set-up-your-graphics-properly/page__hl__optimization http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/36688-maximize-frame-rate-on-dayz-and-arma2-low-frames-fix/page__st__60__hl__optimization#entry385324 http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/38865-how-to-increase-fpssmooth-out-the-game/page__hl__optimization

Do a search for the ARMA tweaks / optimisation thread. I could only wish for a gtx670, everyone knows arma is not the best optimised game but to be running crap on a gtx570 or 670..when i can run it maxed on a 460 or a 560ti i5 with win32 and only 4gb ram. What are the rest of your guys specs ? Are your drivers up to date ? Do you have failbook and 800 hundred other apps running while in game ? Have you tried the many tweaks mentioned here in the forums or at the BI site ?

sigh.

Dear Rocket , please stop getting your wig plucked. Oh, and we love the porno sunnies. My tent doesnt work and i am wagging life and duping beanz and makarovs atm becaue of you.Can you please talk to us more because we are lonely. Since you have been away Chernarus has turned into battle of the wookie snipers and my mum says i am not allowed to play with men who wear grass on their face. Can we have a whipper snipper in the next patch please. Also is PAX near Cherno ?

Knowing Rocket, heatpacks will now be the rarest item in game ;)

Wipe it. Put everyone on the coast. 0 humanity for all. Servers do not load chars into game until every server is full...3...2...1 FUCKING RUN FOR THE AXE !!!

lol. Wait up..i will airdrop a crate in for you directly. Would you like some depleted uranium ammo for that as well or just the standard stuff ? Hurry up, timers on.. i have a tight schedule with a fuckton of orders son.

Global Ban #3065 [ 20.08.2012 • 11:20 ] Recently many users have contacted us regarding this specific ban. We've investigated the problem and found that it's simply caused by a fake hack that is in fact a cd-key stealer. It also overwrites the user's actual cd-key with a banned one resulting in this very ban ID (the actual cd-key is not banned due to this). This news post will be removed shortly as there is no point in mentioning such things. After all it's the cheaters' fault for getting themselves banned like that.

Another possibly useless poll. Seems most all hate the skiddies..but not really. We do not like being killed by them, but everyone loves the weapons crates. Common argument for the taking weapons is 'Rocket said..yada yada'. Best comeback i have seen was a recent one after some dude wanted to know if he should take weapons from a crate ( hint, he already did anyway ) .. comeback by Sticker704 was.. ' I'm just waiting for the next post saying 'I got killed by a sniper - fuck this game' which i thought was pretty fucking fitting :) So whats the deal, you like the pros but hate the cons..is it too much of a grey area because the skiddies have put a layer of icing on top of their shit cake and the icing is nice but the shit tastes like shit ? Cue debate for the good skids versus the insta kill skids. My vote, just so it is out there is they can all take a jump :) Not interested in the hacked in weapons, i can find my own thank you very much. Keep your thunderdome, it's not why i am playing Dayz, had enough of small map fps games that i don't need a Dayz version pushed on me. Cue secondary debate about duping (not part of this topic) or the game is not fair because a rock ate my char and i have to start again , boofuckinghoo. Cue third debate, but i just cannot get anywhere because everyone else is so geared and its not fair, see the boofuckinghoo part.

The scary moments like that are cool and can be done without any scripting like you said, just a bit of imagination.

Me too..now i want a strawberry flavoured ciggy ftw. Indeed. It really only comes down to that. Plus i like the owl.

I have seen this guy around a bit [soS]XWSAW , i will not be playing on those servers that show any of the SoS guys anymore then. edit: Nice work :)

Have a lively debate, maybe plant a seed, get people thinking differently i know i know..but anyway. The skids have more power than the legit community does at this point in game. Not because they can kill you at any time but because they offer the good toys and people fall all over themselves to get hold of the best gear, even when planted by the ones they will foam at the mouth at here on the forums because they just got teleported and died. Fucking hackers are ruining this game !! OOOOOhhh look..a weapons crate ! Sure its just a game, but i bet the skids are laughing their asses of everytime they see a rage thread about someone getting tele'd or domed..Heys guys check it.. another kegit user got killed with his as50 tws,G36, nvgs and rangefinder. Lest spawn some more crates and keep them happy sniping.

Fuck you Mountain Dew.

Oh yeh i love these threads too.. they're awesome.

You need to use this comeback to every 'i found a crate thread'.

I am yet to die by either..the mighty door , the rock of doom or the tree of pain..how fucking lucky am i in roughly four months of playing :D

My first goal was simply survive as long as i can , made 20 plus days on my longest lived char and died to a tractor explosion. Next goal was 1000 zeds but i kept on dying somehwere around the 400 odd mark. Probably doing laps of the nw field on my bike did not help that goal but hey, one cannot wander the fields endlessly simply cooking cows. Next goal was to keep the Dew alive. The Dew laughed at me and threw me into the quarry. Current goal is me just fucking around building a tent city full of legit items.I was going to make it in some big open field in the shape of a letter Z but the tent dupe thing fucked that idea so i moved to the hills and i am making a bellend. Anyone want some beans ? i got fucking heaps.

It will still record the teleport but if your quick you can save your char :)