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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    To clan on US 630: Thanks for the Chopper!

    Sounded like some cool action :thumbsup:
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    Got banned for no reason.

    ten hail marys and a lap to Prud Lake and back skiddie. Dont cheat and take an A10 either.
  3. Hetstaine

    LOOKING TO TRADE FOR SVD CAMO

    Open crate sale ..step up lads.. step up !... WOAH! WOAH! DOWN AT THE FRONT YOU MAGGOTS..CALM DOWN FOR FUCKS SAKE!
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    hacker currently online with godmode

    Not the servers fault. Sorry for smiling when i read he told you not to shoot on site :) Amusing skiddie is amusing..but still a skiddie.
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    Private hive, serious discussion

    Never click on the tight female ass, you get all excited and then ta ! da! Surprise cock. I now only click on genuine cock and hope for surprise breasts, sadly this is now a combo that happens far too much. Air in your chips ? Complain, we did years ago..free box truned up on the doorstep within the week, nil cock. Never throw away your Pringles tube either, they make awesome venus/sun transition viewers, but generally the fun stops when they dont pop.
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    Graphical Glitches or Dogs

    As someone previously said..i cant wait for the felines.
  7. My load times increases the longer the server has been playing for. After a restart the servers are zippy as. We have three main servers we play on because of this and generally join just after a restart.
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    Stats (like GTA or Skyrim etc etc)

    Highest fall from a building Most tree roots tripped over Cans of mountain dew drunk Longest hill slide Furthest flare/chemlight throw Most steak eaten and cooked in one minute ( must be performed in a group feasting ) Woodcutting pile competition, as per above. Crawl time up the largest hill on the map. Roll time down. Most objects eaten by pack. Biggest cow shot.
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    we only need 2 things in the next update/patch

    Hey look..general discussion moved.
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    Dynamic Hard Loot Caps

    Not a terrible idea overall, i can see a lot people never getting a high tier weapon or high tier loot at all, nvgs being an example, which in a rl scenario would make sense. How many people in any zed movie you ever saw had nvg's a rangefinder and a .50 cal ? and nearly all of them (movies) have a large military presence, dead or alive. There needs to be a system in place to cap the loot, that is the main thing that has come across in the alpha for me. Everyone in wookie suits with the best gun and all gear has shown the major flaw of the mod. Hacking and altf4 takes a back seat to the mass duping and never ending supply of gear. If some sort of cap is not put in place it will be exactly the same in the standalone , may take a bit longer if duping and hacker crates are sorted but it will still end up a wookie deathmatch..not a survival mod.
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    Oculus Rift Support

    The Rift has been on my radar for a bit now and i will definitely be grabbing one as soon as they are available. Rocket shat bricks when he tried it so that is promising :)
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    I think I might be a sadistic player

    Dont give a fuck that your overweight or emo but you make a young kid cry and you think its cool ? Regardless whether it is a real story or not..were you beaten as a child or something and never got over it ? Did mum and dad hide your teddybears ? How is making a kid cry any fun ? Put the shoe on the other foot. Why dont you go kick some pigeons in the park or something.
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    DayZ Commander ??

    Not countering Commander ,but, do you see it on Play with Six ?
  14. Tents do save. Once. Pitch it, load it , wait about 5 minutes then save it. On next restart you will have a saved tent with items. Sometimes the tent will dupe an empty copy of itself. The crap thing is that every restart the items are back as if you never took them, and of course that you cannot save them more than once if you want to swap out items inside.
  15. Play with six will let you do the same :)
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    I just broke my leg at NEAF, free swag.

    He who goes travelling without Morphine but with three nvg's deserves his death. Peace.
  17. Hetstaine

    DMR or SVD Camo?

    DMR. What was the question ?
  18. Hetstaine

    Close range aiming is screwed up.

    I blame dispersion. Pick a target at close range and do the obvious, aim at something and see where your bullets go. I think Rocket and others this in the past. That being said i still find arma to be a much better 'feel' as a shooter compared to the other point and shoot games you mentioned.. at close and long range, imo . :)
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    Dear teleporter

    Thank you ever so muchly for the instant lift through space and time. I was up near Novy after having just marked a heli wreck on the map that had a legit m107 and DMR spawn. In fact it is the first m107 spawn i have seen, so i was of course slighty chuffed. Not having had my DMR for a few days i quickly swapped out my m14 and crouched out of there with a large grin. Heading up to Stary to grab a drink i was shot at near the tents by some rough bush bastard with a winchester, deciding to give him a break i turned and legged it to the forest south of Stary working my way down so i could spy on the heli. Now sitting under a tree in the rain at about 3 am i wondered if anyone would come and investigate, my plan being to shoot the zeds after i saw them spawn and had ascertained where the other guy was.. possibly freak them out a bit. The downside of my whole operation was that my partner was (once again) lost somewhere in ... 'a place with lots of trees' .Whilst talking to her, listening to the breezy rain swishing through the trees and taking in all concealing positions around the heli..i noticed that all of sudden i was on a surf swept beach with a severe lack of forest and heli crashes. Hearing a rather nasty jarring crack noise and slumping to the ground i heard..' hey..sweeeeet, i'm on the beach ! Is that you ? ' Seeing briefly through a haze i did indeed notice some other lumpy shapes nearby that may or may not have been my partner. As i watched the you are dead screen pop up, i smiled and thought, ahhhh the journey begins again, and this time she will not get lost. Thankyou for bringing us closer together but if you are going to warp us to a romantic spot like a moonlit beach i would suggest that you use some forward planning and at least provide some deckchairs, not those cheap ones either, you know the old school ones from the '30's that used to line the Pas de Calais ? Yep..those. And if it is not too much trouble i would also request a handbag with a map and compass for my partner, she likes the funky small bags that only retain 9000 receipts and lip balm. And one more thing, can you change the sign for Elektro to read in english ? She says she cannot read backwards numbers and letters that look like Eifel Towers very well yet.
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    Dear teleporter

    Seems more and more every day..and they are only the ones we see, mods must be sick of the fuckers.
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    Dear teleporter

    That can be a challenge depending on your girl :) You could just beat her into submission but you risk scuffing your knuckles on her teeth and having to mop the floor. No seriously, she just likes games that are a bit of a challenge. I sweetened her with some early dayz vids on the net..plus it was only 60 bucks, we burn more than that everytime she parks in the no parking spots on the weekend in the city. Love is needed indeed slarti ( great show ).. teleport ? sure why not, i'm in for shits and giggles after a big day in the wilderness the beach makes a refreshing change. But no cafe ? No Titanic sized liner at the dock awaiting our entrance..just snapped bones, bleeding and dead..is that all they got ? Wheres the pina colada man ?
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    A ranking system

    The only stat i would like to see would be the amount of hours my char has been going, in game time only.But if we get extra items in the standalone like say a diary type deal/pencil and paper, then we can track it ourselves in game. Perks..not a chance, just not interested in that aspect of games.
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    Dear teleporter

    I use fraps :)
  24. Hetstaine

    gtx 570, but only 15-20 fps. What to do?

    Anytime you want to swap rigs ,,send me a pm :D Get on some of thoes tweaks and you should be golden :)
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