Hetstaine

The Dew.

Changed my whole outlook atm, Running around with an axe and med supplies on the high pop servers . I help people if i can, die needlessly to kos people if they feel the need to pop my melon,or fly to the ocean if the breeze is right. Last night i gave away a tractor to a new spawn ..last seen heading towards Cherno at top speed commanded by a guy with no weapon, good luck fair citizen.

Nice.

You will not get banned for picking up hacked in items. You may be banned by the admin from that server, i have seen that happen. I guess some admins are getting the shits with the overpopulation of the holo + as50 tws combo. I hide the bodies that are kitted out with hacked in stuff, little difference it makes but meh.

Hokey holo's and ancient rifles are no match for a good M19 grenade launcher at your side, kids. .

Battleye... you're my only hope.

Just one of those random thoughts. You download the game and after installing you are greeted by a camera panning across the sea and then onto the beach..it zooms into someone , sprinting madly , behind him over a small rise you see one then two then a heap of infected chasing the guy. The camera keeps zooming right in to the new spawn, patrol pack, small peaked cap, panicky face that keeps looking over his shoulder. We recognise it is Rocket , running up the beach on the edge of a town he runs into a small building , the infected right on his six start lumbering in the door , he bolts out the other side with an axe in one hand and drinking a can of coke. Sprinting down the street he turns into some shops, grabs an Alice pack, picks up a Mak and lee Enfield, stashes a tent and some beans in his backpack then bolts out the rear door. Infected are still chasing, he stops and axes a couple then starts bleeding, makes his way to the hospital . After busting the window to gain entry he picks up a bmedkit and patches his wound, grabs a morphine and bloodback then runs into a church. Something glints in the far corner, he crouches over to it and the camera pans and focuses on can of Dew. Rocket looks around panicky and swoops it into his pack. Just as he is about to exit a Bandit runs past flat out with a coyote, fully kitted out, M24 on his shoulder, m16acog in hand, g17 in holster. He sprays and prays at the church door but misses as he is still running flat out... Rocket goes prone and shouts FRIENDLY ! FRIENDLY! then 2 heroes come running past shooting at the bandit with m1911's..followed of course by 20 infected. One of them quickly salutes as he sees Rocket lurking at the door and says good luck fellow survivor then continues the chase..we see it is Matt Lightfoot. Rocket now runs down to the beach, breathing hard and scared by all of his encounters in the last minute. Clothes now dirty and slightly blood spattered. He sees a boat on the beach , checks a small industrial building and gets a can of fuel, runs to the boat and juices it up then heads over to Skalisty. Once there he cruises up to a small opening in the forest, pitches his tent under a tree, collects some wood and cranks a fire, opens a can of beans and places it nearby to warm up, swills his can of Dew then looks at the camera.. 'Hi...i'm Rocket..and this is Dayz ! ' 1.30 or 2 min vid intro would be a cool and amusing thing, not something that had to played everytime just the first time you installed. Has a game dev done this yet ?

That would totally finish the intro off and get the game cranking :D Cheers for the link L1CKYSPL1T :thumbsup:

Cheers dude :thumbsup:

Totally. I avoid that freako. Wide berth. The bikini chick near Kamyshovo though ..damn.

Funny shit :)

Amusing :D

Tell him if he doesn't stop calling you a hacker you will teleport him.

Once more into the fray Into the last good fight I'll ever know Live and die on this day Live and die on this day

AS50 tws..meh, wookie cannon. The Mk 19 40mm grenade launcher is a far superior weapon ;)

I was detained and bandaged by a guy in Elektro who had a flashlight, he promised me it was not fellatio... but i still feel dirty. Where were you last night at 10 pm Anarchyidi ?

I am always unsure of the guys in the full porn top gun sunnies...are they just pimpin' the apocalypse ..or trying to hit on my girl ?

Logged in, 30 people in game, vet server. My plan was to simply get across too Skalisty and log out where our group would meet up for tomorrow nights session. Being Dayz and being the proud owner of a can of Dew, shit was to go six ways from Sunday very quickly. I started heading down the hill just on the mainland opposite Skalisty, heard some shots in the distance so i proned and reversed under a tree to have a look around. Spotted a guy shooting down the road, probably at zeds seeing as how his primary was shouldered and he was using a mak. Instakilled by the tree. Fuck the Dew. New plan, get to mydead dude and get that fucking Dew. Spawn at Komarovo, run to small port buildings and score an axe. Head for the military/hospital camp near Balota..this is where the fun starts. I cruise up to the outside of the wire and start axing zeds , this wookie dude pops up with an m4a1/a3 ? cco and says hi, i wait for the shot but nothing, he pops the zeds, i say thanks then he jumps the wall and bandages me. Sweet. I vault in and he says here take this, i see mags on the ground so pick up, its an m9 sd. Cool as, i say thanks and then he says , can you see it, i see nothing, say no, thinking he must have dropped something else, food or bandages or whatever. Then he says..can you see the box ? I think great..then zap. Tele'd . water. Respawn at Komarovo. Bandit runs past me so i give chase saying hey dude..where are you in such a rush to ? I look to my right and see another guy with an axe, survivor gear on. He takes out some zeds and says g'day.. the bandit then runs up and is saying 'kill me man..kill me ! '. Axe guy is trying to kill another zed when he swipes the bandit by mistake. He is like 'shit!' I laugh and tell him he wanted to die so its all good. I ask if i can hang with him and we run together chatting for a bit, he tells me he is from Maryland, we talk about duping and thank fuck the tents are working now and whatnot. We head in to find me some axe action , which i find in a port building , we take out some zeds and head outside then run into another bandit then Camo guy immediately after.. Camo guy being gunned up takes out our increasing zed problem.. i bandage and we all head out for Balota, Bandit boy still unarmed, possibly a good thing. I am marvelling at the fact we are all running together and rather enjoying myself lol. Camo guy keeps looking suspiciously over his shoulder at my axe and i cannot help but laugh a little bit at our weird little coastal group. We make the outskirts of Balota... ..and i am Mike Tyson'd , Camo man comes to the rescue and bandages, over direct its a bit panicky but very efficient and i am epi penned and on my feet in no time. We check everywhere, axe man scores an akm but i dont think he gets any ammo, hangars are empty. Bandit boy is asking for an axe..but the zeds attack again so axeman has no time to drop it , i manage to bandage Bandit boy who is hit and bleeding, Camo man takes out the zeds. Notice bandit boy is now in survivor suit so he must have penned me ? Just as we all group up shots ring out , full auto pings all around us and we group behind a trashed vehicle.. clearly the shooter has not met Camo man and does not know rule 1..don't fuck with Camo man. I volunteer to run out as bait and sprint into the open, shots are exchanged.. He now understands rule 1. I score a mak and 5 mags and we head for the tents. Camo man and axe man spot a dude in the distance down the road, then another with him. We hold our ground and wait..start hearing 'friendly incoming..friendly incoming' .. Ok, looks like our group is either getting bigger or its gonna be a shoot out, they run up and stop in he middle of our group..another bandit and a weird white skinned dude. Then it happens.. and of course.. So the group is dispersed to all spawn points of the coast, boo. I end up at Elektro and see a guy running with a flashlight in hand , zeds on his tail, he sees me and says ' follow me..i am detaining you, be warned.. i have a flashlight !' i say 'ok man, just be careful with that thing ! ' and we run into the church. Apparently i am bleeding, he swears he is not giving me fellatio and drops down and bandages. I tell him there is what appears to be a satchel charge placed behind him.. Looking around we notice charges in every corner so we gtfo. I shout out a thanks and head for Cherno looking for any sign of Axeman, Camo man and Bandit boy . On the outskirts i hear a heli so run in to investigate, a chopper is doing laps of the city and i can hear machine gun fire. I see what may possibly be Bandit boy ahead so i run up to him, he has an lmg of some sort and is popping rounds at the chopper..he says ' hi again dude, i dont want these guys plopping any more crates around as the server is overloaded with weapons ' i just hang back and watch the action.. Then another bandit pops in and starts saying to Bandit boy..what are you doing man ? why are you doing this ? Bandit boy keeps shooting at the chopper.. and inevitably.. Respawn at Cherno .. Grab the only supplies i will more than likely need.. hit the firestation and see what may possibly be an old friend of mine.. and Bandit boy ? I manage to grab a g17 in the station and get an m1911 plus ammo at the shops and then an axe on the outskirts. I head out to attempt to get to my original dead body and that can of Dew. Spot a running along the beach and call out to him, he is hesitant and keeps his distance, damn axe. I stash my axe and tell him i have a gun he can use if he wants, then place it down on the road with three mags and back off. He grabs it then salutes, i give him a quick salute in return and we head off in opposite directions. Then boo.. So stuff knows what that is ..overhacked server lol ? Can't know, but people were being kicked constantly as well as 10-15 deaths at a time popping up at a time. The 15-20 minutes us four different skinned chars cruised together was pretty cool and so was only being shot at by one other guy the whole time, felt like it was many many months ago until the scriptees ruined the fun. Now, i wonder if i can rejoin and get my death dealing Dew.

' Wrath of the Coyote' ..there's a movie begging to be made with that title :D

Apocalypse..right now. and also..just then. I am thinking i may have to lay my serious dude to rest for a while and just run around with an axe and med stuff and see how long i can survive the madness.

Cheers all :) was a good run even though i lost my 10 or so day old dude to the tree of pain. The dog was one of the scriptees, he said 'watch this i'm a dog ...woof !' then proceeded to run around like dogs do when the owner just gets home and they go all bat crazy and shit. Seemed not one of the scriptees liked it when you either did not take something from their 'gift' box or shot at their toys. I found my 'flashlight detainee fellatio bandager' later when i rejoined but unfortunately he was dead just outside of the church, right next to one of my dead bodies where i had never been and with gear on me i never even had. I even supped on a pepsi..so it was a strange night ;)

Can someone throw a dictionary into this thread please.

Have all of the parts ready to go , have done laps of the map in several different servers (7) and cannot find where the damn thing has been hidden, clearly it is not at it's spawn point at Skalisty. Anyone want to divulge some hiding spots ? Our plan was to use it to spot vehicles and move them close to the coast so some new spawns can get wheeled up. And of course crash in a fiery death from the sky.

Ours are saving grandly finally. Pitch, wait a couple of minutes then put gear in, wait a few more minutes then save. So far we have saved tents in a tree trunk base, across a small rock wall, in the open, side by side to each other and on a slope. They are working..like a tent :) Only tent that did not save items was on a slope, under a tree and partly in a rock, obviously a bad combo.

Brilliant :D The idea for sure and without arma as a base Dayz would not have been the resounding success it has been. Glitches and bugs included. Long story, much alcohol, long nights, bleeding eyes. Tried it several times, even the wov version, it just does not like me :)