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Hetstaine

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  1. Hetstaine

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    Yep definitely works, we have been doing it all night to move in and out of buildings.
  2. Hetstaine

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    See if my link above helps ?
  3. Hetstaine

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    Where is that exactly ? Also for rubber banding issues try THIS
  4. Hetstaine

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    So pumped to jump on experimental tonight.
  5. Hetstaine

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    EARTHWORMS CONFIRMED
  6. Hetstaine

    Experimental patch..what a winner!

    Read the complete thread ;)
  7. Hetstaine

    Don't Go To Rify

    I felt fear when you were trapped. Elation as you peeped at your friend. Mild arousement when you defibbed. Wept as you drank the poison. It was beautiful.
  8. Hetstaine

    Was releasing the Alpha a mistake?

    Hype was off tap. Release was wicked. Love it.
  9. Hetstaine

    This game wont change me!

    Indeed.
  10. I do the same with movies, don't watch the trailers or read the reviews and go into it knowing as little as possible..makes them a lot better without any hype.
  11. Hetstaine

    Renderer?

    Google dx 9 v dx10/11 in image mode.
  12. Hetstaine

    The Campfire "Tell your tales!"

    The screaming..that damn screaming. He lay beneath me in the streets bleeding out from the forehead, litres of blood, he should have been dead a long time ago..but he just bled and screamed..'BANDAGE..I NEED A BAAAAAAAAANDAGE! ' I threw a book at him and watched it gracefully flutter down to land near his feet, he looked up at me and i said 'SHHHHHHHHHHH! shut up dude, you're driving me fucking nuts !' .'BANDAGE ! YOU GOT A BANDAGE MAN ? I'M BLEEDING EVERYWHERE MAN! I CAN'T SEE SHIT MAN..I'M GONNA DIE BRO !! BAAAAAAAANDAGE !' I crept back in near the bed on the second floor and waited, they would come, they would come to finish him and steal his beanz. I waited. 'BANDAGE! someone..anyone..even a shirt A SHIIIIIIIIIRT ! just...one...shirt..' Fuck me. I threw another book at him and said ' Can't you see i don't have a flippin' shirt on man, i ain't got nothin' to rip up for you so shut your cake hole !' I retreated back and checked the houses across the street, no movement. Shuffling..scraping noises..i peeped out the window and saw him crawling across the street, a river of blood leaking from his head, his broken legs trailing behind. He got stuck in a doorway and couldn't find the energy to pull himself up the step. He turned and crawled back into the street.. 'BAAAAANDAGE..C'MON SOMEONE FIX ME ! I'M SO CLOSE TO DEATH !' I lined him up with my sks ..it would be so easy, peace and quiet, but then the sniper would know i was here. I nearly pulled the trigger anyway, but then, shuffling..and a footstep, nearby. I turned and crept slowly to the door, looked around the corner into the hallway and down the stairs..nothing, the door was closed down there. Back to the window, inched myself closer and looked out, all the while the forehead bleeder screaming still, but now in the background, my ears focusing on any other noise. There, another footstep, he must be close, maybe just below me in the street, two more nearly inaudible steps..where was he ? A creak, then a shadow passed over my shoulder and i spun just in time to see cold metal poked through the door and a flash, a loud detonation of a mosin and then pain as i dropped to the floor. I brought my gun up but he was already gone, i couldn't stand, my leg was useless..and i was bleeding out. I waited with my sks aimed at the door until i started to grey out, fuck it ..i need to bandage, ruffled through my gear..get fucked..no bandages. I crawled out and threw myself down the stairs and jimmied myself out onto the street, bandage man was laying there dead, finally there was silence...then i began... BANDAGE ! DOES ANYONE HAVE A BANDAGE ?? I'M BLEEDING OUT HERE ..C'MON DUDES..JUST ONE BANDAGE !!
  13. Hetstaine

    What is this?

    Whipperwacking.
  14. Hetstaine

    What is this?

    When the lawnmower strikes he doesn't fuck around.
  15. Hetstaine

    Gettin meh stuff wiped

    I'd have twenty cents. When they said realistic they weren't joking.
  16. Hetstaine

    Are zombies still exactly the same?

    Atm you can run across a few a long way from where they are meant to be, this i put down to what we do sometimes, drag a bunch of five into the forest and leave them there then go back and loot the joint.
  17. Hetstaine

    Are zombies still exactly the same?

    Thought this would have been the first reply..but anyway, check HERE NaZz.
  18. Hetstaine

    First discount of DayZ standalone on steam

    15 years, good sh/t BI ! B) ..and 4 dollars off sa in alpher as part of the celebrations..well i never. Guess the world must be ending. All celebrations of any type must forthwith and henceforth and right damn now be cancelled whilst we all consult our worldy morals and throw a hissy fit.
  19. Hetstaine

    This just happened.

    No..you got noob'd.
  20. Hetstaine

    Lets post some screen shots (Standalone)

    Only ever met someone up there once, had a bit of a yak after i watched him loot and then we went our seperate ways.
  21. Hetstaine

    My new SA home

    :D
  22. Hetstaine

    Time for a morning jog

    Wake up on the beach, suprisingly refreshed after a night of plundering in Cherno.. Pull up at the dam at the back of Elektro and await the wayward travellers.
  23. Hetstaine

    Time for a morning jog

    Just cropping the bit i want and adding a bit of sharpening,saturation and some backlighting. Sometimes run a deep brush over the back/top half of the image, did so in pic one from the edge of the far shore upwards :) original of numero uno..
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