Hetstaine

another urban turban awaiting the hatchet of hacking.

Nice. Dude was on his game :). Had a very similar deal. I was stuck in the middle room when i heard footsteps , i peeked out and he looked in, we saw each other briefly and both retreated. 5 minute stand off then he popped a flare, which was awesome as i had no nightvision :D . Me being me i legged it out and made it nearly around the corner when a grenade went off behind me, bleeding and shocked i ran until about 4000 blood then bandaged in the southern treeline outside. I camped it for about 10 minutes but not having nvgs i was at a distinct disadvantage so legged it for some steaks. That 'nade scared the fucking shit outta me i can tell ya.

I am actually enjoying not giving a fuck about my char atm and choosing high pop servers on purpose so i can see all of the crazy shit, sure i will still kill bandits without warning and try and help survivors but if i die via tele/insta/whatever run off again and see what happens. Just pretend it is stargate+dayz and all is well.

I have met a couple of friendly bandits but kos bandits are just to common. To make it easier on myself i have to kill them now. The one that tipped the balance i was talking to over direct asking if he could bag me, he had an enfield so i said you can also have my ak kob and ammo if you want, i was just going to find something else. When i showed myself he popped my melon instantly, i blame him for my now kos bandit approach. Too many storis of 'self defence' from the urban turbans ;)

I'm down with the dogz.

and dragons !! ...bayonet..fuck yeah.

Those who doubt the power of The Dew..i give you a Dew advertising campaign.. Foreseeing the wookie/dew connection. That's fucked up shit right there.

I crouch by the church..just out the back ..whats that? sneaky footsteps ..tip tap.. tip tap i turn and shout FRIENDLY!!. GODDAMMIT.I'M FRIENDLY!! to late......hatchet attack.

The Dew.

Changed my whole outlook atm, Running around with an axe and med supplies on the high pop servers . I help people if i can, die needlessly to kos people if they feel the need to pop my melon,or fly to the ocean if the breeze is right. Last night i gave away a tractor to a new spawn ..last seen heading towards Cherno at top speed commanded by a guy with no weapon, good luck fair citizen.

Nice.

You will not get banned for picking up hacked in items. You may be banned by the admin from that server, i have seen that happen. I guess some admins are getting the shits with the overpopulation of the holo + as50 tws combo. I hide the bodies that are kitted out with hacked in stuff, little difference it makes but meh.

Hokey holo's and ancient rifles are no match for a good M19 grenade launcher at your side, kids. .

Battleye... you're my only hope.

Just one of those random thoughts. You download the game and after installing you are greeted by a camera panning across the sea and then onto the beach..it zooms into someone , sprinting madly , behind him over a small rise you see one then two then a heap of infected chasing the guy. The camera keeps zooming right in to the new spawn, patrol pack, small peaked cap, panicky face that keeps looking over his shoulder. We recognise it is Rocket , running up the beach on the edge of a town he runs into a small building , the infected right on his six start lumbering in the door , he bolts out the other side with an axe in one hand and drinking a can of coke. Sprinting down the street he turns into some shops, grabs an Alice pack, picks up a Mak and lee Enfield, stashes a tent and some beans in his backpack then bolts out the rear door. Infected are still chasing, he stops and axes a couple then starts bleeding, makes his way to the hospital . After busting the window to gain entry he picks up a bmedkit and patches his wound, grabs a morphine and bloodback then runs into a church. Something glints in the far corner, he crouches over to it and the camera pans and focuses on can of Dew. Rocket looks around panicky and swoops it into his pack. Just as he is about to exit a Bandit runs past flat out with a coyote, fully kitted out, M24 on his shoulder, m16acog in hand, g17 in holster. He sprays and prays at the church door but misses as he is still running flat out... Rocket goes prone and shouts FRIENDLY ! FRIENDLY! then 2 heroes come running past shooting at the bandit with m1911's..followed of course by 20 infected. One of them quickly salutes as he sees Rocket lurking at the door and says good luck fellow survivor then continues the chase..we see it is Matt Lightfoot. Rocket now runs down to the beach, breathing hard and scared by all of his encounters in the last minute. Clothes now dirty and slightly blood spattered. He sees a boat on the beach , checks a small industrial building and gets a can of fuel, runs to the boat and juices it up then heads over to Skalisty. Once there he cruises up to a small opening in the forest, pitches his tent under a tree, collects some wood and cranks a fire, opens a can of beans and places it nearby to warm up, swills his can of Dew then looks at the camera.. 'Hi...i'm Rocket..and this is Dayz ! ' 1.30 or 2 min vid intro would be a cool and amusing thing, not something that had to played everytime just the first time you installed. Has a game dev done this yet ?

That would totally finish the intro off and get the game cranking :D Cheers for the link L1CKYSPL1T :thumbsup:

Cheers dude :thumbsup:

Totally. I avoid that freako. Wide berth. The bikini chick near Kamyshovo though ..damn.

Funny shit :)

Amusing :D

Tell him if he doesn't stop calling you a hacker you will teleport him.

Once more into the fray Into the last good fight I'll ever know Live and die on this day Live and die on this day

AS50 tws..meh, wookie cannon. The Mk 19 40mm grenade launcher is a far superior weapon ;)

I was detained and bandaged by a guy in Elektro who had a flashlight, he promised me it was not fellatio... but i still feel dirty. Where were you last night at 10 pm Anarchyidi ?

I am always unsure of the guys in the full porn top gun sunnies...are they just pimpin' the apocalypse ..or trying to hit on my girl ?