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Everything posted by Hetstaine
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Slightly amusing incident, m14 guy in the forest, US137
Hetstaine replied to Hetstaine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
De Niro skin..needed :) Yeah there was no call out or anything, maybe i ran to close to him and never saw him, maybe he thought i was gunning for him , chasing him.. don't know. Once he calmed down he was ok but he was definitely keyed up when he had me cornered. If a bowel movement option would have been in game then i would have left one for him to slip in when that M14 shattered the silence :D -
I'm about the same, fuck around like an old duck screwing with it. Nobody in our group actually likes it much, even though we do a lot of night server action. I can see the advantage, obviously, but it just doesn't fit with my approach to the game i suppose.
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Nice chap, the type you need in an apocalypse , see you around Chernarus in the future Angel :thumbsup:
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This new camping tactic that might screw everyone over.
Hetstaine replied to smore98's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
finally someone mentioned the straw. -
You can make it across swimming , even ay noght, and still have enough time to score a heatpack at Kamyshovo. Bonus item is that there are fuel tanks at Kamy plus you can get a fuel drum at the warehouse.
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I really hate the whole tonnes and ton thing. As the so called dominate species you wouldn't think we could be so hopelessly inane. Ton and tonnes is the 'thing' that shits me like the grammar nazis and their whole your you're thing when they want to be grammatically correct. ..fucking internet , bet you they did not care before the late 90's about that, but anyway. The your you're thing at least makes sense ..the ton tonne thing just pisses me off :) I mean the ton/tonne changed halfway through my schooling and ton was already imbedded in my skull..you just cannot go..'oh no it is Tonne now, not Ton' I mean look at the wiki entry of it..what a mess... So what the fuck really is a ton or a tonne? A barrel that holds 800-1000l , which may or may not be 1600 or 2000lbs...or 2240lbs. Or 1000kg. Which is 2000lbs, apparently. Which in the US is 907kgs. And Canada. Let me sum it up by quoting the source itself where confusion is possible.
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this is really pissing me off
Hetstaine replied to matthew125's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
At the op..what Derpy said. Broken fucking record. I don't want to come across like a wanker reply but..you are going to constantly lose your shit to everything you posted about. Hacking will not be majorly slowed down until alpha standalone. ( we are praying ) There is a ton of threads explaining why, but basically it breaks down to the following - The base game the mod is drawn from is open to scripting to give it flexibility and a million different things that games like the bf and cod and a hundred other like minded fps'ers do not bring to the party, this open ended game design has proved to be the best part and also the biggest 'flaw' in the fact that it is so flexible but due to the fact that it has now drawn such a huge audience it shows how people can manipulate that to their own ends.Which normally instead of magnificance and intelligence has ended up with basic crap like teleporting, unlimited equipment and godmode boringness..when so many cool things could be done they only use the lowest levels of iq. Inane but true. Achilles heel. The mod will not address these current script issues, slightly yes but overall, no. So it is persist and take it, laugh it off..or crack the shits and move on. Once you realise that it is what it is, that you may have to change your game play a bit then you may still find some fun within. Stolen items are par for the course and just pixels to be gained again, the worst thing is even worrying about letting the script merchants getting the better of you mate :) Get a mak and an axe and roll with it and enjoy, hoarding and being max kitted out can get boring a lot more quickly than running along with another random unkitted guy towards Stary and wondering if you are going to get beans at the shop because you are super hungry like you just ate chinese food ten minutes ago. -
Adds bodily functions to 1.7.4 patch... ..barb wire still functional.
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what?
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The intro for the full game found in files...somewhere.
Hetstaine replied to mr_seacucumber's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Well basically you can spell porn with prion and partially onion..so i am down with that shit. The best part is that when talking about prions you can throw around shit like transmissable spongiform and reverse transcription. -
Saints Row..now there is a fucking hilarious game, i seriously had tears running down my cheeks from laughter when i first played it..fuck.
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Is Rocket actually Bear Grylls?
Hetstaine replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Me and my partner have always thought full 70's porn when we see his pic :) what, that Rocket plays accordion or that he hangs out in the bush and plays accordion ? -
I will do overwatch...i have an axe.
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How to incorporate a more team oriented endgame.
Hetstaine replied to T-Pag's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Anything to do with economy or trading needs to be set up by the players and not a forced 'feature' within the game. -
Is Rocket actually Bear Grylls?
Hetstaine replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I have always thought with those sunnies that Rocket was more made for '70s porn or a cheesy b grade cop v baddies type movie..with porn. -
takin a shit in the standalone
Hetstaine replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Holy fuck eh. -
me and a few friends got majorly turned off from hackers so i was wondering about that
Hetstaine replied to A.Jones's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We were teleported twice just two nights ago :) -
You can gangsta lean in your zil for all i give a fuk homey. All that bling aint gonna matter a shinizzle when i axe you wearing my fishing outfit, well some might be useful, i can hang you of the Cherno church by the ankle with your Mr T chain and use that Skeezy shirt for cleaning me blade.
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Sausage and Mash..the former Steak and Potatoes. We salute him.
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The intro for the full game found in files...somewhere.
Hetstaine replied to mr_seacucumber's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
This thread needs more prions. -
Is Rocket actually Bear Grylls?
Hetstaine replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Matt..you know we are an unbelieving bunch here, we are going to need pictures. Close ups even. -
I'm still wondering how i'm running this game so badly
Hetstaine replied to pixelbl4ster@yahoo.ca's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Turn it off in your nvidia control panel dude :) -
To anyone thinking of hacking
Hetstaine replied to iOldWorld1's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Oh look..it's this thread again. Can we give the repentant hackers one thread to all post in ? -
If i hear any Tina Turner i am jumping off a deerstand.