Hetstaine

The whole topic and vid is posted in the dayz suggestion subforum.

What if direct was playing up and he only heard ' Tell me, do you like Pink..? ' Great post :beans:

I attacked Shainaira ..missed with 5 bullets hit with one, punched and missed several times, i think my dude is a blind and deaf soldier. Found a knife and then jumped out of wood towers windows with one move left for the day. But what a day.

..and a disabling of map, in game pics and all out of game capture software once you get within 2 kilometres of the lab/facility area so everyone has to find it and explore for themselves ;)

Wow..nobody posted the MAC dildo.jpg..impressive :) A mate at work plays dayz on his mac, as above, windows install.

..always the way in an apocalypse. Damn wobbly bits.

It's Markus, the contemplative casual survivor.

I am possibly in love.

what if it is a nazi pig ?

Was there a twenty bill slipped in your crack ?

Holy fuck..i actually agree with you for once. This map is about as far away from the Dayz concept as you can get..or is there an Artic map coming as well ?

You add basically nothing to every topic you post in Goldeen. You sure you are at the right forum ?

Your an absolute twat Goldeen.

Until she hears the 'women' over direct going ' Hey lay on the ground you weird fukn zombie touching homo !! ' ..in a thick gravelly man voice.

Roger wilco..jaysus. What about Kali ..thats some olde skool right there.

Well i met Steak and spuds and he is stand up dude , a small bus trip to Berezino courtesy of the Miskinz express for me and my mate and we ran up towards the hospital ..and my mate gets lost in the forest. We both had chemlights and he gets fucking lost.wtf. Do i need to bolt a lighthouse to my forehead ? So anyway i find Steak, and as good as his word i chow down on some of his sweet sweet morph. Sharing the free prescriptions in Berezino. Giddyup.

No worries Steak n mash, if i could just have the morphine though i will be fine. I can honestly feel a couple of broken legs coming on soon. ;) Who is the real JuRaii ? Thread coming soon.

I was off my guts on morphine and painkillers, living in the forest can really send you quite frigging loopy, so anyway i was starving and had a serious case of the dry horrors. I decided to skull all of my coke but that just made me thirstier so i axed a pig and drank straight from its jugular, being hungry as a 15 year old after twelve bucket bongs i mistook my bandages for bacon and tried to eat them and lay choking on the ground. Then out of the corner of my eye i saw this vision of beauty..a female survivor..at last ! I jumped up all crazy eyed and said HMPGFHGF LLLLDDGTTT ZZZZ MMMMYYUHGGT!! I saw her reach for her gun and quickly poked the bandages down my throat with a lit flare so i could speak properly ! She was having none of it (my hands may have been raised in the direction of her breasts..it is all a bit fuzzy.) and drilled me in the forehead with her ak. The last i saw was her going through my bag... my sweet.

I saw a Jihadi once..well..bits and pieces of him. So you sayin' i can't even wear my mickey mouse jocks on my as50 ? How else am i going to hide the barrel length ?? You extremist types always gotta go that one step too far..

Which is clearly 99% of any pie chart ..and i just could not slice 5 more pieces into that one % ..it is also the reason you never see that on any other pie charts. Jesus. He fucks shit up.

Beanz for your girl..thats some pretty cool shit..ummm cake :beans: :thumbsup: B)

Found one legit set in four months. Northern most barracks, didn't even loot it..walked in and helloooo bayyyyyyby!

My panties are twisted and i only read the first 6 posts.

So there i am running down from Berezino with an akm to meet my mate near Prig, we were going to go old skool and venture up to the airfield. Jogging along South west of Dolina in the niddle of the forest, wondering if i should have drink or not and what the possibilities of finding some nvg's at the field were a fucking shot rings out, dmr i think..i actually shit bricks, ran like a madman , dodging , running around trees, full panick mode. All i had was an akm and two mags, couple more shots , more dodging, i turn and do a spray and pray on full auto, turn and run again. His bullets are close cracking by me and some i see kciking up dust in front and beside me. My dude is panting and breathing hard.Panick icon up. My hands were solid and i am doing ok dodging but i was still freaking out, i dodged around and saw a dirt road, the ground dropping on the other side ,ran over it and down behind some more trees , more dmr shots, more spray and pray, i'm bleeding like a bitch, screen graying out. I run a half loop around some trees and dive under a clump of three big firs. Just when i think of bandaging i hear footsteps and a voice over direct saying " DON'T FUCKING MOVE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE! DONT FUCKING MOVE !" So now my hands are shaking..fucking adrenaline man ! '"What are you doing out here in the middle of nowhere !? " I tell him i am running down to meet a mate and i need to bandage..real bad. Screen is grey , dude is pumping and shaking. He bandages me and gives me a blood pack, i see he has been poppin' at me with an m14. He is a bit skittery because i still have my akm out when i stand up. Always standing off to the side of me. We chat a bit and he goes.." woah, so is that the hero skin ? " i tell him yes it is, he says he can never quite get it , then as we are deciding thatwe are going to team up and go meet my mate a bunch of silenced shots breaks out through the trees beside us. M14 guy pops away as i run around the trees to flank and sure enough M14 guy has nailed him. Dude called Ryan, urban turban, is laying dead on the ground. M4a1ccosd , heap of stanag sd and a patrol pack, i call hacker. Teleported on us and shot like a noob ( or me when i was panicking :D ) Old mate says more than likely and then to confirm it i see a ghillie appear about fifteen feet away , before i even get to shoot i am hit and on the ground. Last thing i hear is m14 guy saying " you want some of this pal ! you want some !! " and then i am dead. Well unfortunately he didn't get him the second time as i spawned at Solnichniy, ran up to our bodies , guestimated my scared run and reran my panicky footsteps then smack bang ran into the flies. Three bodies, me, the hacker and old mate with his m14. I didn't check his name which i am annoyed at as i would have liked to have known who the dude was that made me shit bricks but then bandaged and blooded me in the middle of nowhere. When i checked my body i know also had a laser designator and a heap of other stuff i had never had so wtf with that. I probably should have hidden them all but i just marked them on the map so maybe old mate could come and get his gear then logged. M14 guy, if you read this , thanks for the scare and cheers for the fixup :) Pity we never got to hook up and run together.