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Hetstaine
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Clearly death by a blunted and rusty instrument is all above board old chap, teeth and all that gnarling and gnashing though..just not right.
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I am really liking your line of thinking today ..please continue :D
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I don't know how to reply to that excepting to say the obvious, or as Rocket would say..'Heckers'. Authentic :D ..i am starting to put two and two together here Fraggs , you did read Matt's posted link yeah ? ...of course you did. You know before Fraggle started the whole swan thing i never thought i would ever enter 'Queen eats Swan' into google, and on a side note , is Fraggle anywhere near Alvaston Park ?
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Damn hey. Our pm is lucky to get fish and chips.. that may, or may not be fish :D I wonder who plucks the swans ? that's the cream job right there lol. Official Swan plucker, to the Queen. What a title. I bet you she goes straight for the necks too, bloody Queens. You can't even get a decent chook over here that is any bigger than a starving pigeon and she is off eating swans. My mind is semi boggled.
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...plus swans are tasty ;)
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Thanks for the laugh..it's been a long painful day at work :thumbsup:
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That first pic of you is wicked :)
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How many registered users are stil active?
Hetstaine replied to F-ashbang's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I dupe myself 42 times on a server to make it look full. That way noone comes in because of expected hacking on high pop servers. Then i collect shiny things. -
Only global if scripting. Server ban is admin not BE
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Seeya in the standalone Doc ! ..maybe we will have bayonets then :)
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Are dogs worth 2 months of development time?
Hetstaine replied to MasterSith's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Hey Lowbei..i thought you said Warz was vapourware, change your mind ? regardless, i don't see your big issue with the dogz. It is going to be a players choice as to wether they want one or not so it is neither here nor there. As for it being a companion, i am more interested in the mechanics than having a companion in game. I am looking forward to the dogz , broken or not it will be interesting. Bonus item = i will not have to clean up 68 dogturds everytime i need to mow my Chernarus estate, and if i decide the dog is dragging my char down then a fix is only one squeeze of my m1911 away. -
If you are referring to my hatchet..then yes.
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Red Alert Arma 3 devlopers arrested for espionage
Hetstaine replied to rokenx2's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
ahh sunny Greece, cool breezes, picturesque islands, great looking la..PICTURES ?? PICTURES ??!!! THERE WILL BE NO PICTURES !!!! -
takin a shit in the standalone
Hetstaine replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Gonna need a bigger bidet.. -
takin a shit in the standalone
Hetstaine replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ok..i admit, i am clearly immature. I laughed at the ebola virus puddle :D My dude never poops in game , no bidet..no poop. -
Self-gutting animals. {Standalone maybe}
Hetstaine replied to Caplock's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
Bacon for the win. -
My suggestions to Dayz (many pictures, short read)
Hetstaine replied to Jotze's topic in DayZ Mod Suggestions
no pics work my end on two different pcs :) .. both links. -
Whatever happened to the Lake Prud cook out ?
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I don't think wood should be a spawn item, not in weird places anyway. You either get it by chopping like you mentioned above or the spawn points are only outside of barns or any house/cabin with a chimney.
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If you have 30 seconds to hang around on my server i can give you a charge.
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Best place to find a tent? NV Goggles?
Hetstaine replied to Jakeob22's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Only when punched in the dick. -
Fraggle the Soothsayer foretells of cheeky grin, cheeky grin happens, soothsaying proved true. Bows.
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I like my hero, i detest the ghillie and refuse to wear an urban turban. Plus i try to keep up with fashion trends.
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Alas poor your'eick i new him well.
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I generally like the game but I had my worst PC game experience ever today
Hetstaine replied to TrangleC's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Meh..you are just having a bad run :) Zeds will become easier to evade as you get used to the game, to the point where you are running around them in circles while taking pot shots at someone trying to kill you or grabbing loot whilst they surround you and then gettting out unscathed. If the zeds got any easier they might as well take them out. Time man time.
