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one l ?.. ONE L !!?? say three no remorses two motorbreaths then go to bed and have a hard long think about yourself. Daymn. ;)

97..but i use Oil of Ulan.

:D

I gave a tractor to this random new spawn running along between Cherno and Elektro. When i spotted him i asked if he wanted some wheels, no reply but he stopped, i jumped out and then ran to the middle of the road and dropped him a full jerry and said there you go man. He did the stand and stare with hands at sides thing...i typed as well as direct and he went up to the tractor door then walked away and did the stand and stare again. I was like hmmmmmm. Asked him again and said..take it man, it's yours. He checked it again and then backed away again so i jumped in and chased him around in figures of eight and circles. Dude was pissing me off. I was like TAKE THE FUCKING TRACTOR MAN!! After a few circuits i jumped out and he looks at me. I could have capped him right then. He ran over and checked the jerry, left it there in the middle of the road and then finally ..sweet heavenly god..he jumped in the tractor and sped off. faaark.

Value and quality, very rare in this day and age. My beanz is your beanz. :D

Just fiished downloading a fuckton of your vids CJ, look forward to relaxing and watching them tonight :thumbsup:

Arrrghhh wtf !??!! time it ,right time it right, ABORT !! ABORT !! ..log in ..log in..YES SUCCESS..WOOT !!..run run shoot shoot patch patch eat eat drink drink , log out. Log in..Arrghhh wtf !??!!!

The fishing boat is still faster to get to Skalisty than swimming though :)

...i plead the fifth.

I was betrayed by steak and mash..he promised lots of Morphine but i only ended up sucking down one when i met him. I think it was also half used and had been topped up with pepsi.

Well i was really involved in the post seeing as how it opened my eyes to the fact that there are hackers in dayz ..HACKERZ MAN !! and that you can lose all of your shit randomly. It just really spun me out and i am trying to get across my exact facial expression when i had finished reading. I was stunned, amazed and also scared ...all at the same time. It was incredible. The primate picture does a far better job than words could ever hope to describe.

As if anyone be's a dick on internet..

Eye pain. I want eye pain simulated. The amount of running through the forest i have done.. i am sure i would have at least a couple of hundred fir needles under my eyelids and more than a few pokey sticks.

You could at least fill it up with empty tin cans so they at least had to spend a few minutes mucking around :D

Unfortunately i could not add sound effects..but if you like i could send you an mp3 ;)

Virtual Forrest walking simulator experience. I like this part. It's why Utes does not attract me.

1/12 tin cans for the awesome post. Like your teachers said all through school.. 'Can do better, onlys applies himself at lunch and during toilet breaks.'

Many of you guys may never check out the gallery here http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/forum/13-dayz-gallery/ which has some wicked vids , screenies and art, here is some 'crap' i did last night.. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/95293-when-you-gotta-go/ ..those moments alone in the forest can be special ;)

Obvious op post is obvious..but thanks for repointingi that out for those who have an iq lower than an empty tin can and may not have noticed :)

Bus Driver eh ...have you met Inception yet ?

Escape..from Chernarus

Well not at fucking all actually. Spawn at Balota, enfield and maks going off near the hangars like a middle eastern birthday party. Hang back for a bit protecting my bandage and painkillers near the military camp, 2-3 minutes later and silence so i crouch in to have a look at the carnage. Couple of flyblown dudes in hangar 1, steal another bandage and score a morphine. Morphine, sweeeeet. Thats all i need to to survive this shitstorm.I suck it down. Have a look in the tower..sfa, but i take an empty whisky bottle so i can lick the lid later. Head out because some other random runs in and brings a fleet of zeds with him, i throw the bottle inside with him, smashing it against the wall and run to the warehouses east of the field. Some dude is in hnagar 1 with an svd and says hey you got any Morph ? A dude is down with busted legs not too far away. Oooops. Ummm no man i haven't seen any. He is shooting zeds with his svd..i round up the 978 he has aggroed and draw them away from him leaving them dumped behind various trees and bushes. Cruise into the warehouse and there is old mate prone on the floor..i say..'you must be the dude with busted legs ? ' He says 'yeah man..quite annoying.'..i agree. I check the other warehouse and sip on a coke , he crawls in ak74 out. I tell him some dude is looking for Morph for ya man, if you want i can do a quick run to Cherno and grab him a fix, he says nah fuck that, i will give you my stuff if you want and go suicide. I tell him, dude ..will only take me 20 and i can be back, but he has already dropped his ak74 and ammo and is heading out the door on his belly. He crawls up to two hoppers and is promptly attacked, i watch from the doorway and listen to his screams. Say goodbye and enjoy your death. After thje carnage the guy with the svd cruises over and i tell him what went down. We go over and check his stuff , i find out his name was Matt..forever now known to me as Suicide Matt. Svd lad and me decidie to head to Cherno so i can bag him as he is at 4800 blood. Which we do successfully. But my mind is occupied by the screaming of Suicide Matt as he lay there compliently having his face eaten. I only knew you briefly Matt but you sir were a true lad. Your ak74 took out a bandit several scenes later so all was not a waste. Suicide Matt. A dayz Boss with no fear.

The trash one is good and great for immersion :) Beanz my man. I often set up a few little fires in out of the way places and leave them in the hope that someone will come across them and get a bit jumpy, wondering if anyone is around.

ahhh to bathe ones sore trekking feet in the holy dew and ponder poor Matts sacrifice. If we get spray paint in the standalone, this is my first task. The old stories of people who passed. Matt will be the first to adorn the roof. Demon..*sniffle* you touched a rare place inside of me. I did not think Fuckemov had such tenderness.