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This topic makes me happy. If you do the cliff action..there better be footage. Oh yeh and fuck imgur.

It's just one wheel, i travel nowhere without it, my security blanket wheel if you will... plus i am trying to build up my shoulders.

I'm down, but if anyone steals my fucking wheel i will lose my shit.

Fuck camo and fuck ghillies harder. With a fork.

Private lower than a dead dogs dick Sergei Fuckemov you flat footed sniping whore son of a whore cow is that your fucking dog !!??!! Yes sir that is my fucking dog sir ! Well what the fuck is it doing you hopeless excuse for a sniper who couldnt hit a fucking barn door with a fucking tank !!??!! I believe it is sniffing out a nazi pig sir ...? A nazi fucking pig ??!! You fucking loose cannon Fuckemov !! Does it look like it is sniffing out a fucking pig !! With its lipstick hanging out like that !!?? What the fuck do you do with your dog at night in your fucking barn Fuckemov !!?? Ummmm..well, we share beans and then we snuggle some and.. Fuckemov you hairy goat raper ..get the fuck out of my sight before i axe you a question directly to your forehead you useless pig smelling dog cuddling slut !! And tell that retarded looking fucking animal to push its fucking horrible looking lipstick in before i lose my shit and go all fucking crab walk on your ass !!! Ummm sir yessir ..blondie..come here sweetie..put your lippie away ..whos a good girl..whooooos a goodwoody widdle girly wirly..

Woah, missed a vital part..Steak and Spuds can fucking fly a chopper..well root my boot eh :D

Hopefully it was not Minskiz's bus ? Minskiz and another chap gave my mate and myself a lift up to meet Steak and Taties last night in Berezino, saved us a good 30 minute run the fucking champions. Two very helpful dudes picking up randoms along the coast and then dropping them wherever they were headed. Are you still at the no fucks given stage Inception ..or do just have a weird ass thing about buses ? Personally i hate the things..smell like ass crack and old womans shoes.

Why pay 30 bucks to get kos when you can just get kos here in the forums for free ;)

The whole topic and vid is posted in the dayz suggestion subforum.

What if direct was playing up and he only heard ' Tell me, do you like Pink..? ' Great post :beans:

I attacked Shainaira ..missed with 5 bullets hit with one, punched and missed several times, i think my dude is a blind and deaf soldier. Found a knife and then jumped out of wood towers windows with one move left for the day. But what a day.

..and a disabling of map, in game pics and all out of game capture software once you get within 2 kilometres of the lab/facility area so everyone has to find it and explore for themselves ;)

Wow..nobody posted the MAC dildo.jpg..impressive :) A mate at work plays dayz on his mac, as above, windows install.

..always the way in an apocalypse. Damn wobbly bits.

It's Markus, the contemplative casual survivor.

I am possibly in love.

what if it is a nazi pig ?

Was there a twenty bill slipped in your crack ?

Holy fuck..i actually agree with you for once. This map is about as far away from the Dayz concept as you can get..or is there an Artic map coming as well ?

You add basically nothing to every topic you post in Goldeen. You sure you are at the right forum ?

Your an absolute twat Goldeen.

Until she hears the 'women' over direct going ' Hey lay on the ground you weird fukn zombie touching homo !! ' ..in a thick gravelly man voice.

Roger wilco..jaysus. What about Kali ..thats some olde skool right there.

Well i met Steak and spuds and he is stand up dude , a small bus trip to Berezino courtesy of the Miskinz express for me and my mate and we ran up towards the hospital ..and my mate gets lost in the forest. We both had chemlights and he gets fucking lost.wtf. Do i need to bolt a lighthouse to my forehead ? So anyway i find Steak, and as good as his word i chow down on some of his sweet sweet morph. Sharing the free prescriptions in Berezino. Giddyup.

No worries Steak n mash, if i could just have the morphine though i will be fine. I can honestly feel a couple of broken legs coming on soon. ;) Who is the real JuRaii ? Thread coming soon.