Hetstaine

If you read the one line thread and the q and a thread you will have some idea of what the standalone will feature. For starters a totally redone loot spawn system, chernarus+ map with a fuckton more enterable buildings and redone interiors by the bi artists, total ui overhaul, new animations etc. Do yourself a favour and check out the threads :) I would also be very surprised if Rocket does not throw a few curve balls in ;)

i caught an onion to the airport the other day, roomy.

what ?

Some weird self confessed tranny dude picked me up near Pop Ivan. Of course not minding a bit of wild tranny action i jumped in for a ride..thing was i didn't know he was also a crazy fuck..after several Slender Man chases we arrive at some barns looking for juice for the car. Pissing down rain when the zeds awoke and we had to bail back into the race vehicle..with cries of 'GET SOME !' and 'YOU WANT SOME TOO MOTHERFUCKER ??!!" he proceeded to roll up a small village of zeds after the carnage he took me to a secluded barn .. some slight Tokyo drift action on the way.. What happened that stormy night in the barn is probably left better unsaid...

You've said too much. Filing for brovorce.

Breasts are awesome. I may have watched the wrong clip.

i saved all of lukes post. He will never be gone. Ever.

I found a leroy at a heli crash last night. wtf. left it there for the next guy and took the fal. I don't even pick up the as50 legit or not..dmr baby. I do get all fidgety and squirmy when i have the mak and come across an m1911 though.

Did you edit your laugh Inception ? :D

I like Jeffs style.

I want some of what steak and mash is drinking... and i want it now.

The mans on a roll , what can i say..beanz :D

Steak and mash gives good pepsi. I know. I've seen it.

Well done :D

play with six works fine , i don;t know if six launcher is still being updated since play came out ?

Rocket has already stated there will be no npc's in the standalone.

Random goat porn. Dams..with angry beavers. vtol atv's 1 bandage loot spawn per restart

Frozen yogurt..wtf :D

You are in the wrong thread..try this one.. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/97092-shiting-in-the-woods-pissing-and-diarrhoea/

Goes to low pop servers to avoid pvp. Alt f4 from the zeds. What ?

This i need to see. My next char will attempt this.

This worked fine, i simply copied my exe to desktop and away she went. Cheers :)

So now you want the hive pushing out logs as well...jayzuz :D