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I want a warning shot that shoots their cap off.

Dayz , Alice Springs Australia..its gonna be fucking hot. coldpack failed to apply.. coldpack failed to apply... ..you have melted.

LOL ! .. i don't know if i have time for this thread :D

wat in the fuk. Dayzbook.

chop meat ? Like as in some nice fillet sized pieces ..with your hands ? This i need to see.

You cut me deep. I always wondered if seeing a dead butterfly is a good or bad omen. I finally realised it is just a very bad omen for the butterfly.

Thats quite the neck beard.

Its the disco ball that finally pushes me through the 100 kbs barrier.

if i miss this i will be pissed. Someone better get footage.

that escalated...slowly.

I have the worst internet in the known world. Ever. Really. Dial up from just after mammoths became extinct aint got nothing on me, but i manage to cruise along fine most nights on 50+ pop servers as long as the wind is not blowing and there are no clouds obscuring my internet beam. What are your pc specs man ?

Steak and mash's kiss..its on my list.

^^ lol

Goats don't count. Not even twins.

I knew you were Icelandic !!

I keep my pub guy pretty much as lonewolf although i do team him with my partner and sometimes a work mate. Not interested in him banding up with anyone else really although the odd encounter can be interesting. He is definitely one paranoid motherfucker though. Grouping together is fine as long as it is not forced on the player, its all about how the players go about their game. If you want to group..you will. There is nothing in the game that forces you either way atm except for the fear of being kos..and despite that survivors manage to group up all the time with people they do not know. For mine playing solo is easier and harder at the same time. You only have to watch your own back..but you have no one watching yours. Harder in every way for the standalone, here's hoping this line is at the forefront of Rockets skull..Survival should be an absolute nightmare. It's the end of the world.

For the tldr crew..skip directly to the last two pics ;) So i'm chilling near Elektro , waltz into a barn and spot a cz550, Fuck me..i have not seen a cz in a barn for donkeys ! Now my mate and i have just hooked the pc up to a 60 inch screen and are basking in the wonderment of it all, scoping around and checking shit out ..looks madly brilliant. Settings pumped. I hand over my char to him , long story short..he spilt a glass of rum on his pc , through the top casing fan and onto his power supply and gtx680..nice work, no pc for him for a few weeks. So anyway he is getting withdrawals and me being a generous sort of dude i give him a run. Straight away he snipes guys in Elektro..he misses a bunch of dudes and then goes down for an Elektro loot run, picks up a double barrell and a mak at the school , grabs some food at the shops then dives into the fire station. Two axe dudes come waltzing past, one in a hero suit and one in standard spawn gear. BOOM! BOOM! i am like dude wtf , why you shooting fool ?? He just instantly pops away..and misses. From under 20 feet. Dude in the hero suit is like..'woah back big fella..slow up there cowboy!' The other axe dude gives chase. cue benny hill music.. I am like stop shooting you fool ! So he legs it headed to the train station, two axe guys in tow, all sprinting down the street. I figure we have enough of a lead that we can type quickly to them and make amends. Not a chance, the closest axe man gets a swing at us so we leg it agin bleeding. Old mate Hero suit ends up being Sausages and Mash, who then takes out the dude axing my char. Lolz were had. To make sure he is dead my mate puts two more shottie shells into his face at .5 feet range. So i ask Sausage if he can show my mate the ropes and take him for a run. He legs it up above Elektro to a stashed hippie van and we cruise off. We have not been taking note of where are going (my mate and i anyway) as i am explaining to him my keyboard layout, i am an arrow guy not a wasd dude. So we end up near some trees , in a forest, under the sky, Thats the best i can pinpoint it. I ask old Sausage if he can blood me, we blood up. Sausage then tells us he needs to be alone in the bush to die, he is too smashed to go any further and must be left to the woods..to spur him on we put a mak bullet in the side window of the hippie van and he gets a some life in him ' woah woah dudes ! dont shoot the fucking wheels man! ' So he calls it..'Lets head to the nw field ..take me there ..i'm to drunk to drive.' I jump in, i have now kicked my mate off my char and taken over, i notice Sausage's parking skillz.. To be fair, i have killed more cars than a hacker can spawn in standard 5 minute session. Just as i start to head out this dude appears in front of us and starts poppin' rounds at the front windscreen. i am like wtf man ! I head straight for him at about 1.8 kilometres an hour, if he goes to sleep now he is definitely dead ! But alas he avoids my rampaging madness by walking slowly to the side as we throttle past. He gets off a few more shots as i am navigating the trees and slowly picking up some downhill speed, now i told you earlier of my l33t driving ability, this is where i prove that racing blood runs in my veins and my track skillz come to the fore.. I hit the tree full on. At about 7 k's an hour. Possibly slower. My passenger awakes, no doubt surrounded by fire , and saying ' wtf dude ? Whats happenin' man..you trashed the car ! ' I can only assume he passed out as soon as he jumped in and missed the whole shootout deal , waking up only when his face started melting into the dashboard. I have already bailed and watched the shooter appear on my far left skirting through the bushes and heading for us. I keep my distance and run beside him seperated by about 100-150 odd metres. We exchange shots, both of us on the move and flitting from tree to tree. I end up getting behind one tree and observe him, knowing he has lost me as he is looking the wrong way , i start to flank and then get in close enough to nail him, but i only have my Mak ..using all my shottie ammo earlier.. trying to scare him away with the boomstick sound. I spy him looking around from his tree, if i had anything else but the mak he would be a goner... Close up of above.. I waste a couple of mags of Mak at him and forced him to flee , chasing him for about another minute then lost him in a bunch of firs so gave up and legged it back to check out my car parking action. Boss parking.. Thinking old mate might still be hanging around i legged it off for Stary, hearing a chopper in the distance ..but that is a tale for another day..

Maybe if you just run up to Stary and we can have a quick axe off and kill each other first ? Just so we get the deaths out of the way before we get into some serious zed hooker action ? I fancy we could even open up a zed knock shop on the run in from Kamenka to Belota bylota that fucking airfield..something to ease the pain of those guys who prefer the suicide bridge tactic. You bring the tie down straps and i will scab up some dog mouth guards..unless you want to go hardcore mode and just open the door and throw new spawns in ?

Look what you have done now Mash..Chernarus and its inhabitants will be fucked :D

I think because Rocket is a Redditter ? This forum and site was obviously made after the mod became popular but Rockets roots go back to Reddit. Thats my take on it anyway :) I agree the layout of reddit is terrible.

what is he ..a fecking cow ?

Obviously even with the heckers the mod is a solid win. I mean even the heckers keep coming back for more with new keys so it has to say something right ? Standalone will be boss..i have full faith :)

Requirements are alchohol and at least one item of womans clothing. If i or Steak and mash even suspect you have man undies on you will more than likely be axed brutally :) Bonus item is a musty and some attitutde :thumbsup: ..did i mention beer ?

Good shit it was lol :D I promise never to let a mate take over my char again. He just gets his boomstick and starts popping people down like he is a mad russki on his way to Berlin in '45 and the only Vodka left is in the chancellory. The tranny remark i use because it i know it will always bring out your soft side , and i do love it when you go all mushy. I can say i feel a tad remorsefull that you had to axe down that poor dude as he crawled along the railway siding , i also cannot help but feel partially responsible for his terrible death as it was my mate who fired the first shot and then double pumped his skull after he had already been axed six ways from sunday. If only you could have heard the maniacal laughter as we watched you continue to axe him while saying over over direct..'isnt he fucking dead yet ? Is he still alive ?!!?' ..I don't think there was enough left of him to send home in a matchbox to his mum. As for that dude in the forest..slenderfuckingman or what ? Where did that drunkard come from ? Two feet away and he cant even nail us both ? I asssumed you were just passed out and drooling on the dash.. i was trying to get TS up so i could play something soothing for our run to the field, then this dude is spraying lead like he is rushing the Okniawa beaches ! I must say watching you fall out of the car and slowly burn to death.. although it cut me deep and i will be scarred until my dying breath, i also saw the amusing side, you know how dramatic your char is when he is dying ? needs an oscar man..that was a good scene. If you want to venture on tonight, i will try and at least let you stay alive for 30 minutes...baby steps man. It can only be upwards from here.Maybe i should lay of the morph ? By the way..i am Stary, i was attempting to bring down a chopper with my mak but he didn't want to play. I am hiding in a rock. Near a tree.