Hetstaine

Matt wants to move to Sealand but he can't find enough windshield to stop his heli leaking. ;)

Valid reason, you sir are off the hook.

Put a can of dew in the middle of a nice open road on a decently populated server. Hide. Watch.

Playing dayz ..Like a boss.

Bandit..like a boss lol. Newb question..how dafuq do i see my humanity ? My hero on a pub server is always reset at zero everytime i load in , same with my priv guy who can swing both ways in the hero/bandit approach.

Alpha condition ;) I have seen devs and promised games come and go..as i am sure many of you have , this one is definitely a stayer and has one of the most up to front guys i have ever seen working on it. I have never been a fanboi but Rocket is pushing me ;) What really gets me is the ill informed who spread shit :)

Stalk. Do it.

Every engine has it pros and cons..Rocket has a hard on for the the Real Virtuality engine. Fact :)

Was this the same dude who suggested weightlifting and scattered gym equipment so we could work out in game ? If we can have in game babies i am going to rip the arm of my first forest born child , hunt this guy down while he is benching 8 kilos and whack him senseless with it.

Cocaine zeds. Now were talkin'.

I would like to see compiled all of the ideas that would be a part of this server :D

I laughed ..i cried..i raged. My feelings were torn asunder and i now have retreated to a small dark cupboard...that luckily has a pc. And toast.

Thanks for the kind words guys :) i'm just here to help keep the forums rolling and hopefully put some smiles on dials with my tales. Couple of quick names.. Dotjosh for sure. Cherno Journo. Dr wasteland Zeds dead baby used to be a forum goer a while back..Systemik and plenty of other contributors in the forum and the servers, like Derpy, Demon, Steak, Inception, and a hundred others.. so many newbs that get a hand up from good guys here. The guys who made the dayzdb map that also helped a lot of newbies, some of the first streamers who kicked up a ton of interest in the mod and broadened it's appeal. The mods who have managed this site through its hardcore daily meltdownz, there really is a lot of people who contribute directly and indirectly to the whole dayz cause. Its a good thaaang. Go hard Dayz crew :beans:

http://dayzdev.tumblr.com/post/33639244299/interior-work-in-progress-screenshots-taken-from

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awesome, cheers :)

/graveyard

Most map making tools are generally painful and a time consuming thing to learn ..not all, but most. Thats why there is not a shitload of maps ..and the ones that have been done are generally of good quality. Time and patience is your friend my man :)

Second that. I want my first spawn to be an adventure of exploration and working out all of the new cool shinizzle...and being capped on the coast by a scoped crossbow.

Alt f4'ers miss out on the whole point of the game, just relocate and wait for them to relog in and hopefully get them before they abort again.

Slendertranny.

Its the musty.

Yes it.s me..Mak man.

Its the 15th :) I expect to see a great migration of script kiddies and general gamey gamers today. It's a good thing.

^^ wrong interwebz dude.