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What can i say...try a different server if you think it was desync. And don't kill kill jive turkeys.

Eyefillet and mash found a box spawned in on the forum and grabbed 499 posts out of it before a mod sent the post to the graveyard. I expect he will log in tomorrow with hardly any posts and a knockout timer. Or it could be the drunk thing.

In a Chernarus..far far away..many many many months ago it was common to be able to team up rather easily. Bandits were few and far between, kos was nowhere near like it became. When dayz burst out of its bubble kos became more an more common until it got to the point where attempting to team up was akin to falling on your sword. This was blamed on the big influx of newbies to the game, who were called cod kiddies because their natural reaction was just to squeeze of their Makarov as soon as they saw someone or run to a spot of cover and snipe new spawns. Of course this is blamed on the cod style of gameplay that most of the players are used to, see..shoot. Some adapted and changed their style, the others still reside on the coast and shoot it out deathmatch style in the coastal towns- cod kiddies. Of course some people just use it because they rage when they die. Unlucky. I think it is a fair term to describe a lot of the players :) Hopefully more games come along that break the traditional cod/bf3 style. At the end of it all, it is just a game..with guns. Death is to be expected at every corner whether you are a cod kiddie or a simulator junkie.

deathmatch.

Fucking brilliant :D. I can't believe i did not enter until after the riddle raffle was finished. Heckers.

I do not feel the chopping of meat with hands case or scavenging meat from animals while still alive has been put forward properly yet..can you enlighten us some more please ? Do you just grab the cow and start tugging until eye fillets fall off ? or is there a special combo move needed ? do you practice this in your non forum time and do you have video backup of these feats ? Kicks cow to head.. DING! DING! DING! Rump steak awarded !..2nd dan achieved! Master Chef of the wilderness level up !

possibly 18 years of dayZ load timez...actually a quantity of zero swanz in the story sobr. Sausages is asleep atm . grabbin' 2 hours of zed time before work..he is a dedicated chernarus survivor with a hatchet of retribution and no remorse for the kos untrustee paranoid types. I have hope he will spot the post and bring forth the answer to the riddle's of mockumentary. It really is quite the tale..stay tuned for the up post :) unredditted version ;) ... Rocket is totally sometimez in the wrong zone...

Someone knows the story..i'm not allowed to give it away..it could be the tale of the dayZ forum so far..i don't think even Rocket knew the potential depth his little mod could of had ;)

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I want a warning shot that shoots their cap off.

Dayz , Alice Springs Australia..its gonna be fucking hot. coldpack failed to apply.. coldpack failed to apply... ..you have melted.

LOL ! .. i don't know if i have time for this thread :D

wat in the fuk. Dayzbook.

chop meat ? Like as in some nice fillet sized pieces ..with your hands ? This i need to see.

You cut me deep. I always wondered if seeing a dead butterfly is a good or bad omen. I finally realised it is just a very bad omen for the butterfly.

Thats quite the neck beard.

Its the disco ball that finally pushes me through the 100 kbs barrier.

if i miss this i will be pissed. Someone better get footage.

that escalated...slowly.

I have the worst internet in the known world. Ever. Really. Dial up from just after mammoths became extinct aint got nothing on me, but i manage to cruise along fine most nights on 50+ pop servers as long as the wind is not blowing and there are no clouds obscuring my internet beam. What are your pc specs man ?

Steak and mash's kiss..its on my list.

^^ lol

Goats don't count. Not even twins.

I knew you were Icelandic !!

I keep my pub guy pretty much as lonewolf although i do team him with my partner and sometimes a work mate. Not interested in him banding up with anyone else really although the odd encounter can be interesting. He is definitely one paranoid motherfucker though. Grouping together is fine as long as it is not forced on the player, its all about how the players go about their game. If you want to group..you will. There is nothing in the game that forces you either way atm except for the fear of being kos..and despite that survivors manage to group up all the time with people they do not know. For mine playing solo is easier and harder at the same time. You only have to watch your own back..but you have no one watching yours. Harder in every way for the standalone, here's hoping this line is at the forefront of Rockets skull..Survival should be an absolute nightmare. It's the end of the world.