Hetstaine

After getting the shits with rampant hacking on the server..waiting on a server restart that was taking forever he started an (unamed game) discussion. Very quickly devolved into a you Dayz fanbois sucking blahs blahs dick and all of that mature sort of stuff. Noticing his mature attitude when calling faggot, losers and dicksuckerz over side and that standalone will not be out this year (unraging against his rage lol) i said 'put your money where your mouth is OMGWTF. Told him i got 50 says it will be out this year in alpha. After much more raging and swearing , where i had to ask why he was so angry ..would he not get his lipstick dlc for (unamed game) ? Anyway..i know this is pointless but i figure if he has so much gusto in game i told him i would post at the forums to settle the deal..seems fair to me. You sidechatting everyone in the server and calling people out..lets do it. Admittedly just before i aborted after the last round of his verbal abuse i did tell him to enjoy his fail, i also told him several times i loved him. Storm in a teacup..you bet :) Got 50 here that says its out this year OMGWTF. You got yours ?

..its so soft and shiny.

I was not involved in this one ,,but i have posted before about Steak and Pototoes driving skillz. This one should reinforce it. Passed on to me by some crazy fucker who plays on AU46... It's dusk and i (steak and mash) am chilling out comfortably in a building at komorovo docks. I am prone with my hatchet and talking to a couple of guys in in team speak when I hear ... ' drop the hatchet punk! ' Punk ? I look up and see some chap more scared than a KKK member at a pride parade aiming at me with a makarov. I tell him ...' easy dude. no need to get crazy.. were in this together' .I stand up and he yells 'LAY DOWN!' then squeezes of a few rounds of his Mak. I am up and running but hit once by his wayward firing as I barrel out the dock sliding door. He chases me around the building saying 'your gonna have to bandage your bleeding ! '. I hunch down outside and using 3rd person i watch my char piss blood out his body. I peer out as he comes to the corner and slap him a good one to the face with my hatchet , he pours out like a stuck pig screaming and running towards the water. The fights on. I decide to not bandage and utilize my advantage of not giving a fuk. I chase him towards the water saying 'your not going to lose to a hatchet are you? ' slap him in the leg, leg breaks and he falls screamin ' PLEASE NO! I WAS MISTAKEN ! ' ...as he rapid fires the dirt in front of me prone...dude. I circle and slap him 20 more times,typical for me when my rage is on, i hear his flies and at last i start to bandage. Halfway through i pass out, knockout timer... wake up finish the bandaging process. I am looking at 245 blood and am supposed to meet up with a few in Zeleno so I set north and meet them on the main road. They are in the hatchback and apparently I will be the driver as they are alt tabbing for a minute. I say.. not to sure.. but take the wheel anyway. I hook it up to 90 and then pass out, flying out of the car onto the road and watch the flames in the background as it blow up on a tree and think well fark.. The two others are like wtf dude ? then they die from the second explosion and I'm fucked off dead in the road with a respawn timer. I'm never driving again....

From this cnversation so far every nees to take away a few simple words..let me bold them for you.. Steak and Potatoes flying all perished.

Good read so far Sandwichx :thumbsup:

Tin cans, second only to the DMR.

Did it take you long to work out this random spawn thing ? Trying not to come off like a jerk here..but really ?

DMR. Hand made by the gods. Each bullet spawning forth from the golden DMR flower that grows atop the clouds..then scattered below for us mere mortals to run around and kill with.

Matt wants to move to Sealand but he can't find enough windshield to stop his heli leaking. ;)

Valid reason, you sir are off the hook.

Put a can of dew in the middle of a nice open road on a decently populated server. Hide. Watch.

Playing dayz ..Like a boss.

Bandit..like a boss lol. Newb question..how dafuq do i see my humanity ? My hero on a pub server is always reset at zero everytime i load in , same with my priv guy who can swing both ways in the hero/bandit approach.

Alpha condition ;) I have seen devs and promised games come and go..as i am sure many of you have , this one is definitely a stayer and has one of the most up to front guys i have ever seen working on it. I have never been a fanboi but Rocket is pushing me ;) What really gets me is the ill informed who spread shit :)

Stalk. Do it.

Every engine has it pros and cons..Rocket has a hard on for the the Real Virtuality engine. Fact :)

Was this the same dude who suggested weightlifting and scattered gym equipment so we could work out in game ? If we can have in game babies i am going to rip the arm of my first forest born child , hunt this guy down while he is benching 8 kilos and whack him senseless with it.

Cocaine zeds. Now were talkin'.

I would like to see compiled all of the ideas that would be a part of this server :D

I laughed ..i cried..i raged. My feelings were torn asunder and i now have retreated to a small dark cupboard...that luckily has a pc. And toast.

Thanks for the kind words guys :) i'm just here to help keep the forums rolling and hopefully put some smiles on dials with my tales. Couple of quick names.. Dotjosh for sure. Cherno Journo. Dr wasteland Zeds dead baby used to be a forum goer a while back..Systemik and plenty of other contributors in the forum and the servers, like Derpy, Demon, Steak, Inception, and a hundred others.. so many newbs that get a hand up from good guys here. The guys who made the dayzdb map that also helped a lot of newbies, some of the first streamers who kicked up a ton of interest in the mod and broadened it's appeal. The mods who have managed this site through its hardcore daily meltdownz, there really is a lot of people who contribute directly and indirectly to the whole dayz cause. Its a good thaaang. Go hard Dayz crew :beans:

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awesome, cheers :)

/graveyard