Hetstaine

Just got back from a weekend away, had a pingy sesh on saturday for a few hours then hit the beach..i am unsure what happened to this thread ..but i like it :)

Everyone is going to have to learn how to be stealthy again.

I was moved to tears. They tasted like free beanz .

Hatrick ! At least theycannot deny you that.

:thumbsup: :beans:

^^^

Infiltrated by Lava..sounds..haaawt. Don't let Steak drive. Anything. Bon voyage and a good journey to you Journo :thumbsup:

Fraggle..tis a bad thing indeed. I may possibly still have to wait until sometime next week..but i am keeping my bean eating and my hopes up. If it wasn't for my new found love of loaf throwing i don't know what i would do..mow the lawn ? Service the car ? Walk the dog..wait up..i have a dog ?? Welcome back Inception..much you have missed lad :)

It has jam on it , thats what attracted the slenderbread.

Just let me wipe my screen for a sec.. Ok there was a post a while back that had some serious ass stats going on. Probably not all you would hope for but definitely would be a kickstarter. Search word STATISTICS maybe ? In all honesty i don't know if resources less/more has/would made/make a difference. A better feel would be ..game growing in popularity versus team up chances. Spawn with weapon v no weapon spawn team up chances. If there was only one axe and one tin of beanz per server then that dude with the axe is going to nail everyone he can to try and get the beanz. Versus unlimited axes and an unlimited can of beanz. Most people still more than likely going to nail everyone even though they are not hungry and have no chance of running out of beanz, ever. Wait up..that's where we are ;) Go to the beginning of the mod and it was a different story to what it was before it got mega popular. Nevertheless, hope you get some results, could be interesting :)

..slenderbread, no one can anticipate it.

Keeping the foreigners out man.

One loaf of bread inbound.

Filed under Hetstaines DayZ protips. Protip 1 : Never get in four wheeled vehicle with Steak as the driver. Protip 1A: Never get in a boat with Steak as the Capitano Protip 1B: Never get in a helicopter with Steak as the Pilot Protip 1C: Never get on a two wheeled vehicle with Steak as the Steve McQueen stand in. Out in Ebookform shortly. HetSteaks protips. Sure to be a best seller. All killer..no filler..some slenderman.

Try and counter snipe with at least one other person if you can, 2 sets of eyes is always better than one. Keep some distance between you both and obviously always stalk from the rear. With Elektro hill (either one) it is easy in a group of two to flank the hills , as soon as one of you spots a sniper stay patient until the other one can get eyes on as well. Patience is always the keyword. On a full pop server someone will always be drawn to the hills, whether they are sniping or counter sniping. Use the bigger trees that you can actually hide behind for cover. Don't move if you have a good position because nothing has happened for 10 seconds, be patient, someone else is generally out there waiting for something to move and being more patient than you. When you do move to relocate to a better or more forward position, plot your course ahead and know exactly which tree you are heading to next. Move in short bursts and always check your six and flanks as soon as you have stopped.. Ideally in a group of two one will be the spotter and one the sniper, the spotter can also be the six checker sitting a bit further back, which can leave you free to look only ahead as they should also have the flanks covered. Doing it alone makes it a bit more difficult, but if you are patient and take your time it can be good sport. One other quick thing. If you spot a group working together well and they are close, and you are heavily outnumbered don't hesitate to use smoke or nades and sow some confusion. If you are behind a tree it is easy enough to pop out and throw, then get behind your tree and change out to your gun before the nade/smoke has hit. They will generally have no fecking idea where it has come from and will be freaking their shit out while you sit back and pop them off/watch them abort. All of this can obviously go to watery shit in a basket over white fluffy carpet when you start taking shots from an unknown direction, panick run, swapping out your gun for flares and trip on a tree branch busting your legs while taking multiple rounds to the face. Either way it is always good fun :)

From the modders page.. [Arma II Combined Operations users] If you don't own Namalsk Crisis at all, proceed with the download of Namalsk Crisis, Update 2 - Pathfinder full package. Namalsk Crisis v1.15, including ALL updates [FULL] 688MB ..this then links to the link below but i cannot find the actual download :) http://www.armaholic...ge.php?id=14194 edit..found it hidden on the bottom of the above linked page amongst the ads..work pc so no adblock :)

Gonna need a lot of morphine for that climb ;)

Bordeless fullscreen windowed..its all there in his first post :) Also known as fake full screen. Check here dude.. http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?131165-Any-way-to-run-Arma-at-quot-windowed-full-screen-quot

Seattle Space Needle..the new Elektro hill.

Smoke, drink, get agitated in my chair, start sweating out, eyelid starts ticking..hands start shakin'.. and thats just at the loading screen.

Get on it people .. http://www.hjheinz.com.au/Contact-Us/Contact-Details There is a mod for a game that has exploded this year and will hopefully change the face of computer gaming as we know it. This mod is called DAYZ . For those not in touch with current gaming trends it will sound like just another game..based on a zombie apocalypse and the survival of yourself in it. Heres the kicker. The main food resource is canned. The primary canned product being HEINZ BEANZ :) Because of the popularity of the mod, BEANZ has now become somewhat of a net phenomenon amongst gamers and on many forums, to the point that the developer has signed many canz of Heinz Beanz at gaming festivals. How many canned products have that distinction ? :) The mod has grown that much in popularity that it has featured at most major gaming festivals this year and has gone into production to be released as an alpha standalone title this December (2012). All of the people involved in this mod , players and developers alike are hoping that Heinz Beanz will remain in the game ..thus this contact form. The mod itself.. http://dayzdev.tumblr.com/ http://dayzmod.com/ The main person who would need to be contacted is Dean Hall (Rocket) and his other half Matt Lightfoot. They can be contacted at either of those sites linked above :) Thankyou for taking the time to read this and i hope you can take at least 5 minutes to delve a little bit into DayZ and see the reason why we need the backing of Heinz for the standalone title Real (Hetstaine) Name

It must be Heinz. Heinz.Meanz.Beanz.

Pub servers are one char..priv are another.

Work that shit out.